34 of the Most Baffling Examples of Ignorance People Have Encountered

‘You can get heavy metal poisoning from listening to music’
34 of the Most Baffling Examples of Ignorance People Have Encountered

Ignorant people, though occasionally funny, need to be pressed harder about the information they share with the rest of us. For instance, one Redditor remembers the time their mother-in-law said, “If you don’t stop breastfeeding him, you’re gonna turn him gay,” which is a statement that barely makes sense even by homophobic standards. This same mother-in-law also dropped the gem, “You shouldn’t pick up that baby so much. He’s got to scream for four hours a day to exercise his lungs,” which definitely further illustrates the kind of person we’re dealing with, but also begs for more evidence to be brought into the equation. 

Other Redditors have shared the times someone confidently spouted utter nonsense in front of them, including one woman who isn’t sure what deafness is.

samBme 10y ago . Multiple girls in one of my classes believed that China, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, east Korea (yes they thought there was a East korea) and Vietnam were next to Alaska and that they were all states, even after being shown a map they stood strong to these beliefs 9 ...
bakers-gonna-bake . 10y ago e I worked with a girl who didn't know that steak and beef came from the same animal. Bonus to make it worse: This took place in Nebraska. 13 ...
Radar_Monkey . 10y ago A girl in junior year history class casually asked if Mickey Mouse was a cat or a dog. 25 ...
HTML5gordon 10y ago e A MANAGER at work refused to accept that spiders were animals. Bug's ain't animals, dumbass! 46 ...
amurph100 10y ago e I once pointed out that someone was using the word ignorant in the complete wrong way. She just called me ignorant and walked off. Stoopid bich. 38 ...
otterish 10y ago We were out and about, doing mundane errands, and paused a moment in a parking lot to admire a lunar eclipse. Walking past us were a mother and her teenage daughter, pointing at the moon. Said one to the other, Yup... some things just they just can't explain. 41 ...
Passing4human 10y ago I once worked with a couple of people in Texas, one a local woman, another a man who had recently moved to TX from Boston, MA. When he mentioned wanting to visit his folks back in Boston over the holidays she asked him to bring back some of that Massachusetts money. As he tried to figure out if she was joking or not he discovered that: 1) she was serious and thought MA had its own currency; 2) Wasn't clear on whether Boston or MA was the state. My school taxes at work. 30 ...
the_greenhornet 10y ago . I mentioned to a friend of mine that the world's life expectancy has steadily gone up due from 50- something years in the 60s to 70-something years right now. Then she dropped this one on me: That cannot be true, because I have attended to funerals of people that were way younger than 70 years old. 35 ...
Robotgorilla 10y ago 0 Someone at my work ordered a vegan burger with cheese. I shit you not. + 73 ...
Weezy_J . 10y ago . Got into an argument with a girl about how she carries around her social security card. Her argument was I'm 17 what can someone do with my identity. + 82 ...
ViridianKumquat e 10y ago I've just found out... ham comes from pigs! This person was 56. + 209 ...
 12y ago A Why is the moon on the left side of the car when earlier is was on the right side? Said by my high school gf while driving down a bendy road. My reaction to her question was the beginning of the end of our relationship. 62 ...
Wideskream 12y ago What country do albinos come from? not mine, but a friend of my ex's. + 47 ...
novelty_bone 7y ago heard this from someone who works for the township i i live in that a woman called in asking them to move the deer crossing sign because it wasn't safe for them to cross there. 266 ...
 7y ago . Edited 7y ago e This one got my blood boiling so fast, a mother said that she won't let her daughter play any video games because she doesn't want her to turn into a lesbian.
Arknell 12y ago e Coworker: If a kid acts up you should just lock him into the bathroom. My parents did that with me (which I totally deserved) and I turned out allright. Spoiler: he did not turn out allright. + 52 ...
CezarSalazar 12y ago I had a friend who did not believe dogs and wolves were related because evolution was an evil theory. I asked her if she thought that poodles and golden retrievers walked beside Adam in the Garden of eden. She did. She also claimed that dinosaurs did not exist and that scientists and/or the devil planted fossils to confuse christians. 25 ...
 12y ago Not my friend, but my English teacher; the periodic table is useless, we should never have discovered it. + 57 ...
FlokiTrainer 7y ago I was at the Alamo with my mom and younger brother a while back. Inside, they have a model of what it would've looked like. My mom, who was born and raised in Texas, proclaimed to my brother, This is showing the depiction of how the Texans fought off Santa Anna and defeated him. That victory is why we remember the Alamo. I was a little mortified to look around and see several people giving her the crazy eyes. I quietly corrected her, and we still laugh about it occasionally now. 609 ...
HTKAMB 7y ago . Edited 7y ago e My 7th grade science teacher told the class kangaroos laid eggs. And then someone looked it up and tried to get her attention to tell her she was wrong and she walked away from him. 235 ...
 7y ago My old lab manager insisted that all frogs were male, because tadpoles resemble sperm. She had a Ph.D in computer science. There's an Alex Jones joke in here somewhere. 229 ...
LexBattenberg 7y ago e you can get heavy metal poisoning from listening to music + 3.2K ...
SunflowerSpot 7y ago Now I don't mean to sound ignorant, but can deaf people just not hear words? Or can they not hear anything? --My partner's stepmom is an interesting lady, very nice, just also happens to be the definition of an ignoramus. + 1.9K ...
ItsChlowey 7y ago A mom explaining to her son that the sun turns around the earth and not the other way around and that the earth does not rotate on itself while my colleague was trying to explain everything to the kid. We work at a museum. + 2K ...
 7y ago . You shouldn't pick up that baby so much. He's got to scream for 4 hours a day to exercise his lungs. If you don't stop breastfeeding, you're going to turn him gay. Both were from my mother in law. + 1.4K ...
ManWithoutShoes 7y ago The Korean war wasn't a real war, because in WW2 way more people died - my college professor for 'Intercultural Customer Satisfaction' 1.2K ...
CJBing 7y ago I work at a pond with a beach area (it's like 100 yards of sand) and there's about 2 weeks per summer that there's a few thousand tadpoles on the shoreline. I had a parent reach into the water and grab a handful of like 20-30 maybe and show them to her kids and say look kids, do you see these little guys? They grow up into turtles! For those who don't know (there might be one or two) tadpoles become frogs. + 4.8K ...
Wildcat17 7y ago . Edited 7y ago When I was a college student, I coached a small swim team during the summer months. At one of the swim meets, I had a mom of one of our swimmers say that she didn't expect one of the black swimmers on the opposing team to be so fast. I asked why and she explained to me that African American people have such dense bones and most just sink when they get in the water. 1.5K ...
 10y ago Me: I'm sorry sir, your warranty doesn't cover that. Customer: How was I meant to know? Me: Did you receive the terms and conditions? Customer: Of course! Me: Did you read them? Customer: No. And that means that they shouldn't apply, because I wasn't aware of that when I called! Me: contemplates hanging self with telephone headset + 112 ...
fleethescene55 10y ago Someone at my high school was convinced that I couldn't be Korean AND Asian. I had to be one or the other. + 186 ...
thesheep_1 . 7y ago Edited 7y ago . That Mexico was a US state. I thought she meant New Mexico and I assumed she had misspoke. When I asked if she meant New Mexico, she corrected me and said there's two states, New Mexico and Mexico like Virginia and West Virginia + 3.7K ...
Bent_Brewer 7y ago . A guy explained that since he had sat at one end of a large lake, and then used a telephoto lens on his camera, thus being able to see boats at the far side of the lake. Thus proving without a doubt... That the earth is flat. + 799 ...
GuTTeRaLSLaM 10y ago e Vegetarians can eat fish because fish don't have blood - my ex boss who now negotiates contracts for General Dynamics. + 95 ...
needxp11 . 10y ago A lady at the deli I worked at asked if we had any uncured ham.When I told her that all ham is cured she said, No trader Joe's sell ham without antibiotics. + 7 ...

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