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Interior Design

Early humans practiced interior design A new study shows that humans who lived 170,000 years ago placed the fire in the optimal place for utility and to avoid smoke, which shows high cognitive abilities. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Sneeze Speed

HURRICANE BE SNEEZES GRAGKED.COM Little pig, little pig, let me in. On the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale, a category 2 hurricane is 96-110 mph, and according to the American Lung Association, a sneeze travels up to 100 mph. — Source

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Quentin Tarantino

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Hypothermia

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Living in Space

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Samuel L. Jackson

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Beyonce

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Sharks

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Kingdom Hearts

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Bill Wyman

Bill Wyman is a metal detector guy THE ROLLING STONES CRACKED.COM The bassist tapped out of the rockstar life in the 90's, and has since become a serious detecting enthusiast. Не even created his own top-of-the-line instrument, the Bill Wyman Signature Metal Detector. — BBC

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Selena

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Bruce Wayne

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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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Phoenicians

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Bones

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Benedict Cumberbatch

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Roseanne

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Jaws

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Shaving

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David Letterman

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Home Alone

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Cyber Security

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Bitcoin

Nobody knows who actually invented Bitcoin (and cryptocurrencies in general). TROYOZ INTERNATIONAL MJB EUSTER bb ITALYOZ BITCON. NTRAL METALS B MAJIENDO The inventor went by the name Satoshi Nakamoto online, but the person (or group) behind the handle never came forward and has never been identified. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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Jay and Silent Bob

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Michael Sheen

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Boss Level

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Dogma

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Alien3

Alien3 (1992) Ridley Scott visited the set, much to the delight of fanboy David Fincher. Lewer The two shared a moment of mutual grievance. Ridley asked how it was going and I said 'Really bad' and he said, 'It never goes well, this is not the way to make movies, make sure you make a little film where you have some control while they're beating you up.' And all he did was tell me he still hasn't seen a dime from the first Alien. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Malaria

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The First PG-13 Rating

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Pierce Brosnan

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Coca-Cola

Coca Cola Dr. John Pemberton created Coca-Cola in the hopes of curing his morphine addiction.

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McSpaghetti

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The Good Place

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Mickey Mouse

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Boris Yeltsin

In 1992, Russian president Boris Yeltsin drummed on the Kyrgyzstan president's head with spoons. There was no particular reason for it, he just did cr — Source: Reuters

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Jade

Early drafts of movies Jade The script didn't suck (according to the scriptwriter). Joe Eszterhas agreed with reviewers ripping the movie to shreds, claiming that his cerebral story was completely rewritten by director William Friedkin (as Friedkin himself acknowledged). CRACKED.COM — Den of Geek

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Anti-Vampire Technology

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The Beatles

The Beatles Many early songs of the Fab Four were sound edited for American tastes. Also, for royalties reasons, their American albums had fewer songs than the British versions. — Source: CultureSonar

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The Earth’s Crust

The crust of the Earth is so thin that it can be compared with the peel of an apple. The crust only makes up 1% of the earth's volume at just 25 miles deep, yet this comparatively small area contains all known life in the universe. CRACKED.COM — National Geographic

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