38 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 28, 2024

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38 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 28, 2024

It’s official: A second Abbott Elementary and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover will now hit Paddy’s Pub. After it was confirmed that the Gang would pay a visit to Abbott Elementary during the ABC series’ fourth season, we learned that the Abbott staff would return the favor and guest star in an episode of Always Sunny next season, meaning that viewers will be blessed with a double dose of the Philly-based shows. As expected, though, not everyone is happy about it, with members of the Always Sunny fandom complaining that they’re already sick of the crossover hype

In other news this week, the verdict is official on Jay Johnston, as the voice behind Jimmy Pesto Sr. was sentenced to a year in prison for his part in the January 6th insurrection. And in the world of video-game adaptations, cholera and dysentery are headed to the big screen. Oregon Trail is taking on a new shape with the help of Blades of Glory directors Josh Gordon and Will Speck. Even more bizarre than the project’s existence is the fact that it will contain some sort of musical element, as EGOT-recipients Benj Pasek and Justin Paul are getting in the wagons to provide musical accompaniment. 

Meanwhile, the funny tweets never stopped this week. The funniest included those about a perfect bumper sticker, why we need the substance and a guy who was more than a little hyper.

harky @theharkyp 19h ... The concept of Raya is so embarrassing... like here are a bunch of successful people who are still struggling to fuck 71 1,452 42K del 968K
Daddy Whorebux @c0smicj0ke- 1d ... I've actually never done a walk of shame it's always more like ayyyy Imao 19 1,414 14.1K 300K
lacey cencula @dddrop_the_la... 21h ... early voted yesterday, got my covid vaccine today... what crooked liberal radical leftist task should i do tomorrow? anyone need me to perform their child's gender affirming surgery at school or something? 363 3,816 89.6K del 1M
Весса Supreme @beccasu... - 20h ... Can't believe you revealed Spider-Man's identity like this S @6thofdecember 1d my daughter really think she spiderman so when yall see her costume tomorrow just know it was requested. 71 7,077 63.5K 994K
rock and roll photos @yesitsmy... 1d ... The Rizzler's teenage years are going to be hellishly brutal 314 1,253 105K 2.8M
ash @tripnf4ll.19h My cousin thinking Jr. was short for Joctor 4 225 2,639 del 70.9K
AARON @lidolmix. 1d girl how do you even pronounce this number POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d A Russian court has fined Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000 for blocking their content. 984 15.4K 322K 10.3M
audrey @denniscooperfan 13h getting out of a movie and having 0 notifications is comparable to being shot in the head 76 4,335 65.7K 864K
max @fleetwoodmaxpng• 1d ... i just got this resume from a new applicant Resume $ Download - 100% 3 Reset Upload This will be my first job 2,243 9,922 327K 6.5M
crab feet 15h @yrs ... negativepeanuthoarder 881 Follow love is what makes us human actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off | guess 2 1,047 11.1K 103K
lyssa @lyssashateblog. dd We in dem places you can't pronunce San Antonio, Texas + 29.6K 441 IO 1,695 197 10K 146K . 2.8M
Christian Becker @TheAmazi... 18h ... Has Major been taking the fall for him all along?! corinne_perkins @corinne... ...19h U.S. President Joe Biden bites a baby during a trick-or-treaters celebration for Halloween at the White House in Washington. Photo by @SmileltsNathan Reuters GRIS 23 800 19.3K 601K
angel of small death and the... . 22h ... paycheck hit I'm at amc telling them to bring out Nicole Kidman 1 2,814 23K 472K
Sean Bowie @Sean_B_taketwo 19h ... Thinking a lot about a coworker who didn't tell anyone he was retiring and just left at the end of his last day and never came back. 3,432 9,321 162K 6.6M
Pastor Kyle. @itsqail 1d Are u okay? No it's literally Monday every 15 minutes 209 51.6K 260K 5.2M
pms princess @princxssmaddie.15h ... Humans were not meant to have this many passwords 21 3,087 16.5K 205K
vic @friccvicc 21h one time i dated a boy and had no idea how coked up he was. we'd go to a party and he would be doing sets of burpees and id be like ya thats just sam. he asked the birthday girl to put her car in neutral so he could push it down the street. i was like haha sorry hes a lil hyper 85 1,169 48.2K 846K
cory @coolmathgame_.22  congratulations my wife: do u want to hold him me: yes  wow. he's so precious doctor: put me down 33 6,144 63.9K 813K

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HallowSteven @StevenWallaby.3d ... In the late 90s there were 12 million boys who would have traded their parents to see this HEAVYWASH @HEAVY....4d 346 8,003 194K 5.1M
@witnessborne. 2d Logging onto NYT connections before bed, taking a moment to picture each of these items one by one, smiling serenely and closing the window without playing. Just a nightly reminder of the many Things in this big old world. Create four groups of four! QUESTION FORMAL COOKWARE RAVE MARK THUMBS PERIOD BALL DOT UP BAD EXCLAMATION HOP SATYR REVIEW POINTS CAMERA POINT HEART TITTLE MOVEMENT Mistakes remaining: 32 2,264 37.5K 883K
cats being weird little guys... 2d ... she was in the catacombs Rachel @RRowanOlive. 4d EMMY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN EXPLORING ALT 49 3,616 86.9K 2.1M
hannah @EXPERIMENTO... 22h ... if i saw 3 messages id think id posted something i shouldn't have M @melonlovesmax· 2d do small accounts really get excited when they see this 4 3 528 29.8K 271K 4.7M
pettibone @christmasearwig 1d ... my six year old just made this bumper sticker for me ISHITOOTHER OFF CARS VP ON PURPOSE FOR FUN 319 15.1K 263K 4.3M
NIETZSCHE @madeinnaij. 1d ... my lyft driver saying this is his first time driving on the 360 2,916 84.9K del 1.7M
Ned Schneeebly @swaggaano...* . 1d ... What da hell kinda game was I spitting last night Today 8:10 AM Txt me if u actually want to come to church I can pick u up! It starts at 10 308 5,925 154K 4.4M
Billie Loomis @BigBadBunny2 4d I'll eat this and be right back in bed Queen of the Big Backs @MsBigBack.5d Good Morning Beloveds: Y'all be peaceful today. 188 123K 3.8M 11K
boss @boss_on_here 4d Im using КТСНР, an Al-powered condiment solution which is leveraging a proprietary software platform to disrupt the way we think about sauce. rova @rovabtw 10/24/24 *KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST* what you having with these??? 25 1K 18K 513K
moike @lilmoike. 4d A I I LENNON + ES 908 1 I ICCION a 15 What I eat in a day as a John Lennon Impersonator DEALLE ntage the 19-22 30 BUING 262 3.8K 93K 1.9M
Pearl Rose @hipearlrose 3d this is how it feels to be high at the grocery store x Mini Archillect @miniarchillect.4d 263 18K 255K du 7.1M
BI\NGER @Banger_ 3d ... Jimmy Pestos Pizzeria 1998 - 2021 Bob got stuck on a toilet and all got was a great slice of piata from Jimmy Pesto's a F 4 Pop Base @PopBase 4d 'Bob's Burgers' actor Jay Johnston has been sentenced to one year and one day in federal prison for his involvement in January 6th. 201 24K 163K 6.4M
betty @strawbetty_ 4d ... I remember when netflix was a postal subscription service 8 82 2K 49K
vee @toadvee 4d too old for the bisexuality @PopBase.4 4d Pop Base Happy 37th birthday to the talented Frank Ocean. 192 2.5K 66K 1.8M
бёрдбой @berthboi 3d ... last look i give my wife after she adds unnecessary sex scenes to our marriage and ruins it clie Reader Collection of Children's Store guar Cof fee Lovers and Fans @tonyhawktr... - 3d last look i give my wife after she confesses she's always had a crush on me and ruins the friendship 46 7.6K 130K 2.4M
alexa @d0llwebs.4 4d the strokes is a freaky ass name for a band lowkey الحدة 26 1.1K 16K 321K
rachelle toarmino @rchlltrmn . 3d ... no, comrade-OUR neck. OUR back 20 2.5K 19K 478K
Ayesha @dumbtwt_.4d ... My phone been on silent for the past decade. K @rich_thekid 4d Do y'all turn your ringer off on your phone before going to bed? 177 14K 48K 2.2M
wengel @wengelll 5d ... timothee chalamet the night before showing up to his own lookalike competition 139 7.2K 147K 1.5M
antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke 4d Halle Berry do you like lame as fuck 30 year old white boys @halleberry 4d Halle Berry No need for tricks when me and my little black kitty are the treat! 33 942 27K 1.1M

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