41 Random Bits of Trivia That, When Properly Rearranged, Tell A Pretty Cohesive Story

For this list, you’re going to need a printer, some scissors and a whole lot of free time. 

We know what you’re thinking, “A printer? Scissors? What is this, the ‘90s?” But put your judgment aside for a second, and listen up, would ya? If you cut out each fact and arrange them in a very specific order, they tell a tale that’d make Tolkien himself shudder. 

So clear your schedule… It's story time!