25 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 17, 2024

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25 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 17, 2024

Therapy is back in session at Apple. 

Just a day after Shrinking’s Season Two premiere, co-creator Brett Goldstein and star Jason Segel took to the Main Stage of New York Comic Con to announce that the traumedy had been renewed by the streamer, which aligns with co-creator Bill Lawrence’s long-standing three-season plan for the show that brought Harrison Ford one of his first recurring TV roles and Jessica Williams her first Emmy nomination. That said, Lawrence has now said that he wouldn’t mind exploring the Shrinking world for a fourth season and beyond. 

Back in 2008, Fox decided that it didn’t want seconds of the Kelsey Grammer/Patricia Heaton-led sitcom Back to You, and co-star Josh Gad found out in the worst possible way ever. The Frozen actor joined Jesse Tyler Ferguson on his Dinner’s on Me podcast and shared that shortly after he traded vows with his now-wife — as in just after they said “I do” — the powers that be decided to cancel the show. Gad’s immediate thought: “Why did I agree to pay for this wedding?”

Over on the timeline, the hilarity is definitely here to stay. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the great gamble of a 5 p.m. cup of coffee, China’s puffiest delicacy and the difference between a beer at a restaurant and a beer at home.

LSDXOXO @LSDXOXO_.3h Close...this is Austin Powers & Foxy Cleopatra Pop Base @PopBase 4h LISA & Tyla stun for Rolling Stone. 2 46 619 19K
IG:(Jozujoestar) @JozuJoestar 1d I would've had the streets of Gotham cleared by sunrise hannah @doompatrol2019.2d they put her in arkham because her body was too tea 76 3.2K 63K 2.8M
sam goldner @szgoldner. - 19h cool. i understand now @TansuYegen 1d Tansu Yegen Video made with Al explains how the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids! 2.3K 87K 128 2.5M
Mbadawe @LazarusKumi 11h Positioned the bones like an archaeologist discovering a dinosaur amahle @amahle_mbutho.2d who made that mess? you did king. DELIVERED FRESHLY KFC Col.Harland Sundire 115 8.8K 103K del 2.7M
@judgementshae. 16h Shae Reloaded on the adopt a dog plate is so next level APR MAINE MAINT 25 T4T 01/07/11 respect. love. adopt. 240K 21K 1.4K 27
broti gupta @BrotiGupta 16h ... mommy-to-be here with a question for other parents: when do you first tell the baby about when john travolta said adele dazeem? 55 286 7.2K 208K
eliza @elizamclamb-14h ... - - 5pm coffee so dangerous..... u either get the perfect boost or ur at a casual dinner thinking you're in Uncut Gems 1 245 3.9K 57K
Quantavius Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy 1d ... Chinese buffet don't even give a fuck no more 1.6K 14K 253K del 7.4M
@headbeyhive 1d ... he really thought this would work on me HA !! ? HA I'm sad and need a booty pic to make me feel better Reply Add Sticker + Copy Translate A x More... 37 425 14K 552K
Georgey @GeorgeLaROCK17 - 18h ... PETERS 76 H ia Does anyone else agree 3 restaurant beers is NOT the same as 3 home beers. Restaurant beers get you more drunk for some reason. Need some opinions on this fellas. 169 273 11K 579K
mj @yeetedhoe 1d someone hide angela bassett el ! @livvbruh - 1d this is something 9-1-1 would do bc what do u mean???? Y VILLAGE POLICE DEPARTMENT abc NA + 735.1K GIANT PUMPKIN 5,130 SWALLOWS POLICE OFFICER 47.9K 70.4K ARCZNV 2 425 6.1K 122K
hal @tinned_fish 1d takeout container for pad see ew with tofu almost pissed me off... EW TF 21 1.1K 36K 744K
jennifer check @wh0rchata .21h cynthia erivo looking right down the barrel of the camera to look at you, the viewer, right in the eye 3.1K 46K 112
jules @oatfairy - 1d just broke one of my made up rules that only I have to follow 166K 2.8M 169 16K
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @thereisnojayjay 1d I'm sorry but I am crying laughing at this photo BREAKING: Saints QB Derek Carr will likely miss at least two weeks with an oblique injury. Jake Haener is your new QB1 189 13K 498 534K
birds arent real @dakleiner 1d my tesla robot after i tell him to take my drugs thru security for me GE TSA Pre- AL <2 MIN WAIT 14 memor Off Airport Valet - - 311 12K 150K 4M

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pj @pjayevans 1d Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love seeing my boy Rick charge his wife for popcorn at amc 95 3.7K 58K 2.1M
cozartt. @drewcozartt.19h that establishment would know me on a first name basis Girl Talk Minors vaeh @vaehpoppa.23h are yall paying $11 for this ?? 5 PER CUP POR RACER 140 Minute Maid Lemonade Made With Real Lemons the oz ass 435 19K 215K 5.9M
Spencer @larss0ny 1d 19 WAIT THATS NOT WHAT - MEANT Spencer @larss0ny . 1d i forgot brady skjei is a predator now 249 346K 30 9.2K
L @Ann_Hedonia1 - . 1d Responding to any and all emails with 'wow ok' 20 798 6.5K del 198K
Master @MasterTes . 1d ... His sweet potato what??????? AP The Associated Press @AP . 1d Al Roker's Sweet Potato Poon, a delicious dish with a side of mystery apnews.com/article/al-rok... 43 1.3K 5.6K 518K
mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof - 1d our paul who blart in heaven 38 3.6K 36K 867K
amber @sveltegf 20h ... if we were in medieval times i'd be a phenomenal town crier Gigi 5:52 PM LIAM PAYNE DIED bella 5:52 PM LIAM PAYNE DIED bff 5:45 PM LIAM PAYNE DIED????? 88 5.4K 136K 1.6M
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004.14h Randomly craving a cold glass of whole milk... if I'm even allowed to say that in Biden's America... 8 116 2.6K 81K
Officer Martinez 7 @CBMovieFan 1d Imagine having an issue with Krypto Mom Today THEY CHANGED KRYPTO'S BREED!!! He's supposed to be a Labrador or something!!!! 12:29 1 unread message your cousin just bought a house 12:29 1.2K 44 41K 470K

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