42 Random Bits of Trivia the King Whispered in Our Ear Just Before He Died

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42 Random Bits of Trivia the King Whispered in Our Ear Just Before He Died

Holding the key to all this knowledge is a lot of responsibility. Heavy the head that wears the crown, ya know? 

When we amassed our factual fortune, we held a meeting about what exactly to do with it all. Our selfish higher-ups wanted to keep it all for themselves while cackling like maniacal witches, but we said no! We wouldn’t be able to sleep at night knowing that all this wisdom was locked away from the world. So in this one last act of defiance before we’re escorted from the premises, we give you the key in the form of this list. 

Unlock these facts and many, many more. Nice knowin’ ya!

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Japan once banned Paris Hilton from coming into the country at all. FO EAL CHA AW She'd just gotten arrested for possession of cocaine a month earlier in the US, which meant Japan closed its doors to her. CRACKED.COM

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Matt Groening portrayed himself as a trigger-happy drunk in his first Simpsons appearance. REC LI'G IN HELL THE SMPIOs AW 0D GROENING Yes, The Simpso

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42 Random Bits of Trivia the King Whispered in Our Ear Just Before He Died

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Joan Cusack CRACKED COM 1985-86 strikes again. Joan Cu- sack shared the stage with Robert Downey Jr. and Julia Louis-Drey- fus during that one cursed season. Nathan Rabin of The AV Club said, It didn't take long for a cultural consensus to emerge that the 1985-86 season of SNL was an al- most unmitigated disaster.

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Shower heads can cause lung disease. CRACKEDCON Research showed that 30% of the tested shower heads were hazardous to our health. The Mycobacterium av

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Scientists at the University of Hong Kong determined how many droplets of saliva humans spray., by counting them one by one. They found out that an av

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A massive planet in the Milky Way named SIMP ironically does not orbit anything. CRACKED.COM SIMP J01365663+0933473 is a free-range planet 13 times the mass of Jupiter, with stunningly bright au- roras that are generated by a magnetic field 4 million times stronger than Earth's.

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In 1898, Congress passed a tax on long-distance calls to pay for the Spanish-American War. en The war ended 4 months later, but the tax remained in place for over 100 years. On Au- gust 1, 2006, the IRS an- nounced it would no longer collect the tax. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

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A merry band of Nazi fighting pirates skipped through the German countryside. HIER WURDEN AM 25.10.1944 ELE UOM INS-REGIME ZUR ZWANGSARBEIT nach DEUTSCHLAND VERSCHLEPPTE BURGER POLENTS UND DER UDSSR uno Au 10.11.1944 DREIZERIA DEUTSCHE-LITTER IHNEN JUGENDLICHE EDELWEISSPIRATED CRACKED COM The 'Edelweiss Pirates' were a youth group who fought Nazis playing guitars and singing Anti-Nazi folk songs. They sheltered escaped con- centration-camp prisoners and Allied soldiers in a pro- gram of armed resistance.

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Marital Problems? Watch a Chick ROSEKT DEMI WOOD Flick VAUGHN - BATEMAN RAIRREAU MOORE HARRISSON DAVID AKERMAN DELL RENO miche tu he with NOMINATED FOR 2 ACADEMY AWARDS AU MACGRAW RYAN O'NEAL LOVESTORY LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO LAY YOURE SORRY AMERICAN PROPORAS INDECENT PROPOSAL COUPLESRETREAT A study found that watching and discussing romantic movies that deal with relationship highs and lows can cut divorce rates by 50%, and is as effective as going to marriage counseling. It also has the benefit of being more accessible and affordable. CRACKED.COM

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A DOCTOR HAD A PATIENT WHO WAS HICCUPPING AT A RATE OF 30 PER MINUTE FOR 72 HOURS. НЕ FINALLY CURED THEM BY MASSAGING THE MAN'S BUTTHOLE. S No, seriously. Hiccups are closely connected with the vagus nerve, which runs all the way from your brain to your diaphragm m and finally, near the rectum. CRACKED COM http://www.abc.net au/science/articles/2012/09/04/3582324.htm

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Ethiopia follows a calendar that is seven years behind WED the rest of the ZZ au world. GILL 14 NOW 1 CRACKED.COM

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REMEMBER THE TITANS Released in 2000, this Disney movie was allegedly based on a true story about a high school football team. It showed how the team overcame racial tensions, although quite a few of the facts were changed or left out. AU CRACKED

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People instinctively start to burrow in the final stages of hypothermia. CRACKED COM Humans exhibit two strange behaviors at this time; para- doxical undressing, despite being dangerously close to death, and a completely au- tonomous, instinctual bur- rowing behavior.

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WHAT'S THE DEAL: HAMBURGER HISTORY Fairly Delicious EXPOSITION UNIVERSELLE & INTERNATIONALE DE SILOUIS IETATS-UNIS DU 30 AVRIL AU 30 NOVEMBRE 1904. GRACKED.COM The addition of bread for portability crops up around the country here, but the 1904 World's Fair seems to be the first mass exposure of bunned beef. Though I think a modern Baconator would still give those 1900s wimps an aneurysm.

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Cookie Monster originally looked like a nightmare creature from the abyss. wheels CHEESE SNACK NW 6W CRUNOY ROULETTES COn AU ROMAGE 0I CAUUINE Jim Hen

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