45 Random Bits of Trivia We Found in That Structure on the Moon
These facts are impervious to that ‘Men in Black’ memory eraser thingy
If any government officials ask where you got these facts, just tell them that you stumbled upon a scrawled-on sheet of paper floating in the breeze.
We really wanted to get these truths out there, but now we’re having some serious regrets. Oh god! You think they have one of those handwriting analysis guys? Probably!
Burn after reading, please. Burn after reading!