36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 15, 2024

They were hamming it up in there
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Halloween is just around the corner, and this year, there will be kids dressed as DeadpoolEnnui and a cute little Art the Clown. But there was a time when children dressed as the most unlikely thing you could think of: Rob Lowe. The Unstable actor recalled the first time he saw kids running around in Hawaiian shirts with a saxophone in hand, dressed as his Billy Hicks character from St. Elmo’s Fire. Lowe described the phenomenon as “surreal” and that having that kind of cultural impact was “a lot.”

Meanwhile, an early aughts filmmaker may have made more impact than he realized. Alex Proyas, who has been recently dumping on the abysmal reboot of his 1994 movie The Crow, shifted gears in order to drag someone else cramping his style. After Elon Musk rolled out a suite of new plans that included an entirely autonomous taxi and a suspiciously sentient robot bartender at an event late last week, people were quick to point out the similarities in his designs to those out of the Will Smith-led sci-fi film I, Robot — including director Proyas himself. 

Proyas took to Twitter with a simple plea for the tech CEO: “Hey Elon, can I have my designs back please?” If things play out at all like they did in the 2004 movie, you definitely don’t want to get into that CyberCab should it ever come to fruition.

Over on Musk’s other losing business, the timeline comedians are giving us all they got. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a cowboy’s insistence, a boyfriend who stays ready and lead paint truthers.

teryn @youngtiddy 1d ... this is what sabrina carpenter looks like to me 22 1,046 35.2K 851K
lily @hondacrvthe3rd - 16h ... i changed my mind- put ur clothes back on. we're gonna Dry Hump . 56 3,433 31.5K del 606K
@SuspendedTo... 15h tommy ... Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMa... 22m ... 6 MANOMES Why is Aaron so good at that 15 230 964 8.5K 192K LeBron James A @KingJames 21m Right!! It's ridiculous! 121 164 2.5K d 72K Jalen @Air_Jalen23.2m Crazy right?! We should all hang sometime fellas 6 300 4,994 154K 3.7M

Image provided by Cracked

veruca (fart nipple) @fa... 22h ... Freak is when you eat pomegranates + م و + @talesofthesiren 2d i have 2 sides HOW TO HIDE YOUR INSANITY. andrower has whore freak 83 1,893 55.7K del 712K
TylerCWhitmore @TylerC... 22h ... Yorgos Lanthimos must be directing MARVEL SPORTES Marvel Updates @Updates... 2d Emma Stone will reportedly return as Gwen Stacy in 'SPIDER-MAN 4'. 41 1,479 40.1K 1.1M
scary sarah @sarahradz_. 16h ... My vegetarian sister discovered we were all in a separate group chat without her, sharing delicious food photos, called Secret Meat Up 6'3 pool boy bitch @y... 3d what was the incident in your groupchat 395 13.9K 212K 5.5M
Tessa @Libraryoftessa 1d ... My toddler learned to say COWBOY over the weekend and now every conversation is like this: Me: would you like some milk to drink? Toddler: no! Cowboy! Me: I'm sorry. Would the cowboy like some milk? Toddler: yes 26 297 7,691 71.1K
jame @kloogans 15h i've never heard of this guy in my life iMessage Today 9:45 PM what's up james you fucking dildo ? who is this lol you idiot. its the big biscuit how you been dude the what Read 9:54 PM 291 5,653 127K 2.6M
madimoiselle @drivingmem... 13h ... ten pm on a weeknight Ready for bed? 3 to 4 hrs tired, but can't fall asleep? fun try: staying up for 3 to 4 hours surely you won't regret staying up for 3 to 4 hours 3 to 4 hrs yay 11 4,705 44.4K 839K
ollie @paleoteny- 3h okay get real questlove Website questlove.com L* Signature estime 4 18 407 6,355
Damin Toell @damintoell.17h ... Babe, wake up, lead paint truthers just dropped The White Rabbit Podcast Follow @AllBiteNoBark88 THE REAL REASON WHY THEY REMOVED LEAD PAINT Dutch Boy WHITE LEAR DDeer Lead paint was banned, not because children were eating paint chips, but rather how well it absorbed RF/EMF radiation. Why do you think you wear a lead vest whilst getting X-Rayed? lead is highly effective in providing protection from sources of radiation. Including gamma rays, x-rays, and other types of radiation. The truth of the matter is that they removed this paint to make their silent weapons more effective
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi 1d ... IN Nobody likes a complainer but they're needed for a functioning society. You know how humanity gets compared to frogs in boiling water and everything is getting bad so gradually we won't even notice? Not if I'm around 27 3,434 20.4K 314K
PO morGGGan @vermont_morgan 1d ... if you have never had a true email job, you might think-it's an email job, surely that means everyone at least checks their email and replies somewhat promptly when needed but you would be stunned, stunned I say, to find the truth 20 1,129 14.3K 239K
@hor... 22h the vampira show ... EMBALMING SELF TAUGHT Me after jigsaw explained the game to me 5 times already (I can't hear shit) HUH 44 3,696 28.3K to 607K
Queen Liza @Krystal... 11h ... real decompose1 Follow yeah so i'm i wish i was a probably gonna woman so i could stay with the company- be your wife and tell you what to do real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ???? 23 2,605 34.9K del 316K
Freia @moonbeamdreams_-1 17h ... if your type A friend tells you they've been getting back into journaling you should treat it about the same as if your type В friend tells you they've been day drinking alone 12 411 5,971 92K
Ross Sayers @Sayers33 1d My girlfriend just asked me if I could make her another couple bits of toast. She probably thought I'd need to get a second knife dirty. Wrong. I'd carefully rested the original knife on the edge of the sink. Been training my whole life for this moment. 102 2,022 63K 1.5M
chris tachio @CTachio83984.1 19h ... getting uncharacteristically riled up after a few craft beer at trivia night and making a burner email to tell my boss that hes all sizzle and no steak 2 41 712 14.1K
و° mia Ig° @lambarexic• 16h you're in his dms calling him baby, i'm in his dms calling him a 167K 854 franciniscocker Follow 1,001 Fagottino prezioso ... See translation Yira Puppy's Dream Incisa Val D'Arno, 7 720 199K 13K
Vincent Martella @vince_martella 42m avi it's my birthday but did i stun in new photo? please pop crave tell me I stunned its all i want for my birthday POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 14h Happy 32nd birthday to the talented Vincent Martella. 78 129 3K 42K
KAYLIN @kanekislut. 21h no they definitely both smell like animals anya @bittersweetswan-1 1d isn't it so funny how cats naturally smell so clean and soft like cookies and vanilla and then there's dogs 319 3.9K 64K dJ 1.9M
Jamie @spacej_me 3h My therapist always starts our session with How are you? and I always say I'm good! and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good. 35 2.2K 23K 345K
jessica @enchantedjess13.14h ... so cool to see a powerful foreign leader like the queen of genovia make an endorsement POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.1 15h Anne Hathaway endorses Kamala Harris for President. 298 18K 230K 5.3M
alex @abjortia 13h ... Не was indie sleaze af COME en AT&ME 2018 BRO! 2 415 5.8K 278K
@VEGASPOETRY 18h ... + 178.2K United Center Arena Chicago 24.4K people posted about this place 415 comments X mary kate hughes me and my bf immediately did this when we got back to the hotel ITS GREAT sabrina approved fr 7h Reply 14.9K 26 507 8.2K 146K
HAIFA @ih8diosa 19h i need to go here high asf Take me to the Ass @horrorsthetics.23h the vampira show the corpus museum, netherlands 354 5K 78K 3.6M
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 - 1 1d Apple TV, I do not want to watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown in 4k with Dolby sound. I want to watch it in slightly okay quality with seasonal local furniture store and car dealership commercials where they just cast their family as actors playing during the breaks. 254 4.7K 64K 1.3M
biscuit @biscuitbitch19 . 1 1d 364 instead of 366 is actually sending me Michael Medrano @stachepapi 1 1 1d you're rotting our gay brains @charli_xcx 777 @_garrettcharles.: 20h it's a knife when you're a top 6 20 349 22K Diva McEntire @centurie333.18h Got the tea can you unclock it 845 7.8K 138K 10 Toast @Themb@flcation. 3h charli on a leap year: 364 party girl 2 1 39 del 1.7K 21 1.7K 56K del 1M
Squid @realsquiddays 1d r/starbucksbaristas 6 mo. ago r/ Join ... Tottapola am i going to get fired? USA last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could ALT Zache7 6mo ago Your first reaction was to bite him?! - 34 Reply ... Tottapola ОР 6mo ago no i had time to think about it 174 Reply ... + 5 more replies ALT 42 5.2K 92K 1.6M
paperboy @laylalikesmusic - 1d am i going fucking crazy 521 11K 226K 5.6M
Ben @WeightedDreidel-22h Mormons 0, Satan 1 HOCKE UTAH Utah Hockey Club CLUB @utahhockeyclub . 22h Final from NJ. FINAL CCM UTAH a 11 UA nse SEASON SA HAY UER 27 a NO Browed BAUE 0 HOCKEY UTAH CLUB O 3 45 1.6K 31K 1.3M

Image provided by Cracked

graet @graetgalaxy • 1d i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person 626 21K 256K 4.6M
Baseball Dude @Softball_Guy1. 1d I had this fireball saved for Sooners first TD yesterday, that 89 became Cowboys first TD today. The shot has not been taken. FIREBALL RSD HOT CINNAMON BY Baseball Dude @Softball_Guy1.1 1d 89 My football teams lost collectively 81-12 this weekend. I now hate football. 36 560 24K 1.3M

Image provided by Cracked

V @VictoriaEgreen 22h Sabrina I have a completely unrelated gift for you! ALVAYS ADVANCE NEVERRETR OILERS deelon @deelonknowsball.id the Sabrina Carpenter curse lives on... 47 70 Lions COWBO 9 Cowboy 23 467 6.6K 229K
Tony Hawk's Post Maker @rf... . 20h ... Going to concerts alone is actually great. You can float around like a ghost haunting the venue. The amount of beers you drink is influenced by nobody. What's the move for after? is whatever you decide. You may not speak a single word for hours. 18 592 5,498 80.7K
@earringdealer1. 1h might throw sumn in da air fryer بي June Complex Pop Culture COM PLEX 2h Akademiks has been banned on Twitch after streaming with Adin Ross, who is currently banned on the platform. twitch VETEMEN 18 1,754 11.3K 200K

Tags:

Scroll down for the next article
Forgot Password?