35 Stories from People Who Won a Lifetime Supply of Something

The luckiest people among us aren’t those with good health or a loving family — nobody cares about that stuff. The true chosen ones are those who manage to win a lifetime supply of something. It doesn’t really matter what that something is either. Having too much of something is usually a better problem than having too little of it, and the situation becomes funny when a hint of irony is introduced to the equation. 

One guy, for instance, won a lifetime supply of dog food, and in a twist of fate, his dog developed an allergy to the food about a year later. Now, he donates the food to a local animal shelter so it doesn’t go to waste. Another Redditor won a lifetime supply of bubble tea, but conceded that they can only cash in for “one or two a month” since becoming prediabetic. 

Other Redditors have shared the stories of how they’ve won a lifetime supply of something, and whether the results were ironic or not, most companies kept their word — except for the brewery that claimed to offer a “lifetime supply” of beer. They should be ashamed of themselves.