45 Funny Tweets About A.I. That Even Our Soon-to-Be Robot Overlords Will Laugh At

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45 Funny Tweets About A.I. That Even Our Soon-to-Be Robot Overlords Will Laugh At

Even in its infancy, there’s a whole lot artificial intelligence can do — such as help barely-literate teens poorly plagiarize their homework, make shitty Coca-Cola commercials and fabricate information and present it as fact. It truly is an incredibly diverse tool, in all the wrong ways, of course.

However, despite the ever-deepening sea of bad A.I. content, we give two — not three, not one — thumbs up to these hilarious human-created tweets about the absurdity of our soon-to-be robot overlords. Hopefully, by the time they’re trained to kill us, they’ve developed a sense of humor.

Thinkwert Subscribe ... @Thinkwert I've started plugging in student essays into Chatgpt in order to create a reading quiz to test students on their own papers to see if they actually wrote them, in case you are wondering where the Al arms race is at. 4:28 PM Dec 5, 2024 598.4K Views 199 1K 18K 1.3K
kira Subscribe ... @kirawontmiss lets cancel chatgpt = ChatGPT Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 (ate) 9! And why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11! Holy shit that's dark chatgpt Yeah, that was a bit too much. Sorry about that! Let's stick with lighter jokes from now on. 7:08 PM Nov 28, 2024 4.32M Views
Soren Iverson Subscribe ... @soren_iverson Summarize unnecessarily long texts with ChatGPT Kaylee> me that atter we've had so many conversations about this issue particularly I still need to remind you ALL THE TIME that trash pickup is literally every Friday. It's like you never listen to me and I have to tell you things over and over and over. It's so, so frustrating. SUMMARY You forgot to take out the trash iMessage Cash W Q E R T Y U I o P A S D F G H J к L 10:00 AM Oct 24, 2023 . 1.3M Views 202 1.2K
Nishanth Vijayan ... @nishanth_who When I die, please delete my chatgpt history where I grammer check basic phrases. 4:13 AM Dec 16, 2024 . 156.4K Views 86 901 6.7K 212
Steve. Millionaire Habits Subscribe ... @SteveOnSpeed ChatGPT is bringing the heat. = ChatGPT 40 > Tell me something that will destroy me so much that it will make me go to the gym Imagine waking up one day, looking in the mirror, and realizing that every time you chose comfort over discipline, you traded away the stronger, more powerful version of yourself. The version of you that could have been unstoppable. Every day you skip the gym is another day closer to staying ordinary, stuck in the same place while others are relentlessly chasing greatness. Someone out there, right now, is
G. Gordon Lady ... @burningviolins the guy in front of me typed who killed batman's parents into chatgpt and then told his date the vibe here is crazy, i feel like i'm about to run into joe chill 6:54 PM Dec 15, 2024 . 1.3M Views 102 2.3K 73K 2.8K
Daniel Litt ... @littmath gpt-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD GPT-5 will have 'Ph.D.- level' intelligence By Luke Larsen June 20, 2024 4:46PM Dartmouth Engineering 9:56 PM Jun 25, 2024 4.2.2M Views 171 2.2K 33K 863
Megan Fritts ... @freganmitts Second week of the semester and I've already had students use (and own up to using) ChatGPT to write their first assignment: briefly introduce yourself and say what you're hoping to get out of this class. They are also using it to word the *questions they ask in class*. 10:08 AM Aug 28, 2024 3.6M Views 465 4.1K 62K 3.3K
c*ss*ndr* ... @truth_enjoyer every single chatGPT-generated reply has this exact same faux-cheery midwit dork cadence and it makes me want to shove their incorporeal form into the proverbial locker eliza Follow @elizamclamb 5pm coffee so dangerous..... u either get the perfect boost or ur at a casual dinner thinking you're in Uncut Gems 10:53 PM 10/16/24 873K Views 19 2.4K 40K 1.3K Most relevant replies coldsire @ColdsireSetup 18h ColdSire Ah, the 5pm coffee: the perfect balance between adulting responsibly and playing caffeine roulette-will it be productivity or a jittery Adam Sandler impression tonight? 1 2 85 del 11K 1:11 PM
ege ... @egeofanatolia Told a coworker the environmental impact of Al systems (which she didn't know about) and convinced her to not use chatgpt and other generative Al
Liz Harvey ... @_lizharvey Maybe im stupid (im not) but there is literally not a single thing id need chatgpt for??????????? like does it do the dishes? @ilikefufu_..I Nov 22 so before chatgpt, i was doing things...myself? 6:02 PM - 1 Nov 25, 2024 . 1 18.2M Views 2K 36K 407K 11K
... @highonvogue me and my chatgpt 7:54 PM Nov 8, 2024 10.3M Views
zzz Owl! at the Library ... @SketchesbyBoze highly recommend not using ChatGPT at all, since the servers that power it use more electricity than major cities, it's been known to recommend eating glue and smoking multiple cigarettes a day, and you could simply use your wonderful brains to read and study things on your own. hope @dear_mortal • Dec 5 highly recommend asking ChatGPT for historical events that occurred on your birthday. things will click. 5:39 PM Dec 7, 2024 1M Views
theyfab.bsky.social ... @theyfabatbirth my mom (who's a university professor) did something interesting last year: she assigned her students to give chatgpt an essay question, have it write a paper, and then proofread/fact check it. nearly every single student in that class came out of that assignment anti-chatgpt. fish girl yuri @adokogasou Oct 12 how it feels to be a university student who's anti-chatgpt 9:46 AM Oct 13, 2024 . 19.8M Views
paula ... @paularambles everyone's working on artificial intelligence but who's working on genuine stupidity 2:10 PM Dec 15, 2024 193.3K Views 143 1.3K 6.9K 305
cam ... @largemotorcycle It's so funny to hear people say I use chatGPT for everything when everytime i've used it it says stuff like Ingredients are an integral part of recipes 12:14 PM Dec 19, 2024 138K Views 3 783 14K 179
Karis Subscribe ... @kwehzy We need to start making ChatGPT users feel embarrassed. My sister said she used it to write a thank you message the other day and I laid into her. Arent you embarrassed that you cant find the words to properly thank someone without a program telling you how? 5:04 PM Dec 16, 2024 4.9M Views 1.1K 24K 221K 6.4K
Peter Hague Subscribe ... @peterrhague Thanks, Apple Intelligence X 7m ago 4 X Raging argument in replies, topic unclear 2:37 PM Dec 18, 2024 772.5K Views 146 1.5K 30K 998
kira Subscribe ... @kirawontmiss if my boss gifted me ai art instead of a bonus check i'm quitting the next day christian; @skulltiara Dec 7, 2023 Girl.......... And they're dead serious too personally designed all my ONE/SIZE employees into Disney Pixar AI Characters MIRIAN MARKET y TikTok @patrickstarrr 0:07 / 0:17 cc 11:30 PM Dec 9, 2023 19.5M Views 733 15K 4.1K 204K
bobby ... @bobbylikesbeers Al is coming for your jobs I'd like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it 1:44 PM Oct 9, 2024 2.4M Views 34 6.5K 100K 2K
sam henri gold @samhenrigold•2 20h ... google ai LOVES to step in when it sees vs and will try its hardest to compare whatever you throw at it Search Labs I AI Overview в ... The Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer is a countertop oven that can air fry, toast, bake, and more, while the Ottoman Empire was a vast territory that controlled Constantinople and was a center of culture, art, and science: Breville Smart Ottoman Empire Oven Air Fryer Features 11 functions, Controlled a vast including air fry, expanse of toast, bake, territory, broil, roast, conquered warm, pizza, Constantinople,
Paris @goodyhilton 1d ... See you don't need Ai to make terrible artwork Interesting As Fuck с 1d Surreal photography by Ben Zank CG 1,040 7,711 203K 5.6M
Dalton Deschain & the Traveli... 21h ... now, using the power of AI, we can finally unlock the possibility of charlie brown having hoes WOKE DEI NAYSAYER 1d Y'all know she calls him Charles. Looks like Charlie Brown has a new Boo 44 1,692 37.7K 1.3M
(CoDtism mode) Riter @ritasnep 1d do you think the ai prompt said that the baby was fat and it gave him an american jacket or do you think they said the baby was american and it made him fat Dr. Cameron Fetter @DrCameronFetter +1d ... X Star Bright Angels Star 29m This is a sensation The boy sang such a song that Simon couldn't speak. Не went up to the stage to kiss the boy!.... Read full story in comment/IIII More about the boy's talent The boy's future plans 165 5.9K 1.9M 138K
Colin Fraser @colin_fraser8/12/24 ... I love it = ChatGPT 4o 9.11 or 9.9 what's bigger 9.11 is bigger than 9.9. To compare the two numbers: 9.11 has a decimal part of .11. 9.9 has a decimal part of .9, which is equivalent to .90. Since 11 is greater than 90, 9.11 is the larger number. ChatGPT @Chat... 8/12/24 there's a new GPT-4o model out in ChatGPT since last week. hope you all are enjoying it and check it out if you haven't! we think you'll like it 695 11.5K 230K 13.1M
Johan Lenox @johanlenox.14h ... commenting AI... look at the hands on ppls baby pics 9 943 19.5K 500K
Nefarious Bits @BitsHam... 19h ... Matt Novak Follow @paleofuture.bsky.social AI folks have now discovered thinking Steph Smith Follow @stephsmithio Sometimes in the process of writing a good enough prompt for ChatGPT, I end up solving my own problem, without even needing to submit it. 2:16PM - 7/29/24.1 1.7K Views ALT Jul 29, 2024 at 4:43 PM 30 3,254 36.8K 532K
zoë bread @zoebread 7/12/24 no one should be worried about ai taking their jobs Please select one of the options there are no options Please select one of the options youre not giving me any options Please select one of the options 90 1.7K 53K 908K
Dr Artyom Tucović @vor_bokor 1d ... Drawing a stickman on a piece of paper and immediately getting frightened because you think it's a real guy Nathan @SimpleSiteman•1 1d Lol Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2 22m ... I taught ChatGPT hypnosis last night. Then I had it test it on me. You have no idea what is coming. No idea. 124 111 846 del 39K Scott Adams Subscribe ... @ScottAdamsSays No, I won't be sharing the prompts. Far too dangerous. 8:58 AM Jul 15, 2024 1,172 Views 47 1,773 27.9K 363K
dj franzia @hawillisdc. . 1d i miss when AI stood for allen iverson 117 16K 46K 1.3M
kenji @gomenstruation . dd Al is coming for your jobs I'd like to see AI steal catalytic converters 204 10K 114K 2.9M
Kev @KrJ757.1d I see why Meta is pushing their AI so hard. this is life changing stuff MF DOOM's upcoming concerts and tours? I'm sorry, but I couldn't find information about MF DOOM's upcoming concerts and tours. However, here are some similar artists who are currently on tour 1: Carhartt: Mens Loose Fit Heavyweight Sweatshirt, $17.75 Russell Athletic: Men's Dri-Power Pull-Over Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt, $21.64 Soffe: Men's Training Fleece Zip Hood Sweatshirt, $24.17 Soffe: Men's Training Fleece Hooded Sweatshirt, $25.06 You can also visit Bandsintown for more information about concerts and tour dates ! Would you like to know more about MF DOOM?
XEX Werewolf: Furry Megatron... 1d ... Al art sucks but this is, objectively speaking, REALLY fucking funny r/ChatGPT u/Specialist_Mix_61 - - 2d Image no working?? I need help!!! Gone Wild I JUST FARTED Johnson's BREWING CO. CO. 0 JUST FARTED e. Hello I am making my own logo with Al but it keeps adding I just farted into the image? Is this some kind of joke? | don't understand 234 8,761 112K 2M
XONSG @XONSG1.2d This is an actual art piece down to the temu notification sim @sossmona.2d bra no way my mom used ai to see what my brother looked like in da future... n made it her wallpaper Swipe up to unlock 7:23 top ago 9as ago Temu Notification TEMI Instagram Notification 32 3.8K 102K dJ 2M
Arwen @OATMILKLATTE 1d ai can't do this. Can't create this. This beauty. Raw Ricky Knuckles @TheRick... 2d Type of shit I'm on 87 12.3K 166K 5.9M
Kassie Jo Baron @Kassie_Jo_Ba... 7h ... I have been at conferences with many tools who will offer real time feedback Dickie Bush @dickie... . 2d ChatGPT is the first tool that offers real-time feedback on the quality of your thinking. 16 271 3,029 110K
Dr. Frizzle @Swilua 21h the onion is perfect Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI Published Thursday 7:13AM Alerts f 8 ALT 40 8,208 76K del 1.1M
SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci 12h ... Who knew that having 5 fingers would be our best weapon against AI. 5 104 988 22K
Friedkin February @LazlosGhost 4d I'm so glad we're entrusting the future to AI. Keith Harris @useful_noise.4d People also ask ... Who does Anya Taylor-Joy play in Dune 2? соу Yes, Anya Taylor-Joy is in Dune 2. However, she played соу when asked about her presence at the premiere and who she was playing saying that viewers had to see the film to find out. 2 days ago 18 1.1K 35K 1.2M
@hotpinkfurby 12h i cannot believe this worked You M can you summarize the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 in the voice of rupaul using as much gay slang as possible ChatGPT Darling, let me spill the tea on that tragic day, honey! September 11, 2001, was a total wig snatcher, and not in the fabulous way we queens like. We're talking about a major kiki turned into a catastrophe, sis! So, picture this: it was a fierce morning in NYC, and then ВАМ! Those wicked terrorists pulled a stunt, crashing planes into the Twin Towers, leaving the whole world
jolly jim @importancatpete-1 20h ... This it the superintelligence that I'm told will kill us all within the next 5 years You Greek philosopher with name starting with M ChatGPT One famous Greek philosopher whose name starts with M is M Aristotle. Message Q W E R T Y U I o P A S D F G H J K L 224 3,630 50.2K 1.1M
Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR 19h ... White people DONT Say that's photoshopped ANYMORE THEY Say gotta be ai generated 20 252 6,995
cameron @mother_cuntress.8h This needs be airbrushed onto the side of a fairground ride IMMEDIATELY. tommy @tommyfication20h wait why did bing ai eat this so severely... 3 268 3,660 138K
Heille OPE prettier jesus @bxsel 5h stop with the ai generated images. Look at this. We are capable of creating beautiful things on our own 3 186 1,808 40.6K
Carol Lombardini @ItsMeCarolAMPTP .1 16h ... boy math is losing billions of dollars just to end up almost tripling your offer AMPTP OFFERS (as of 5/1/2023) TENTATIVE AGREEMENT (9/25/2023) provided writer follows applicable company policies. Company cannot require writer to use Al software (e.g., ChatGPT) when performing writing services. Company must disclose to writer if any material given to writer has been generated by Al or incorporates Al-generated material. Guild reserves right to assert that exploitation of writers' material to train Al is prohibited by MBA or other law. ESTIMATED VALUE OF DEAL $233 million/year $86 million/year 12 710 3,924 189K

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