12 Cats and What They Just Did in Your Apartment While You Were Gone
You were only gone for like, five minutes!
Let A Bird In
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At least she didn’t fall out the window, but now you have to call Animal Control and you don’t even know if that’s free?
Dragged Your Passport Into Her Litterbox
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You thought it would be fine to leave on your nightstand before your trip tomorrow. You were wrong.
Kneaded Food Into Your Couch
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You might not notice now, but you’ll smell it in a week.
Pissed in Your Change Jar
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Well, time to find out if a Coinstar is waterproof.
Downloaded Several Browser Toolbars on Your Laptop
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Yahoo! toolbars still exist? They’re available on Chrome? Oh my god, my laptop is so hot.
FaceTimed Your Mom, Who Is Now Panicking
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Never should have taught her to play that fish game on your iPad.
Drank A Full Bottle of Creme de Menthe
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Great, she can’t stand up and your whole apartment smells like Junior Mints. Call the vet and tell them to fire up the stomach pump again.
Knocked Over Your Television
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Phew, the screen seems fine. Hold on, what’s that smell? Oh, okay, she pissed into the vents on the back. Great.
Ordered Two Kettlebells Off of Amazon
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The delivery guy isn’t going to be happy about carrying those back to the truck.
She’s Just in the Hallway Now
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How did she lock the door behind her? What the hell?
Seemingly Nothing?
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Why is this somehow scarier?
Wire Fraud
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That’ll teach you to leave yourself logged into your business bank account.
