33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 9, 2024

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Jinkies! It looks like Velma is getting the ax. Max decided against renewing Charlie Grandy and Mindy Kaling’s take on Mystery Inc.’s resident brainiac after the series’ second season aired this spring. In a statement, the streamer thanked Grandy and Kaling for creating “an incredibly fun and fresh world within the iconic whodunit franchise.” Despite breaking Max’s record for biggest premiere day of an original animated show, Velma was panned by critics and audiences alike, making its future dubious at best from pretty much the start. Still, Kaling might have gotten away with it — if it weren’t for that meddling network. 

Meanwhile, Netflix’s latest cancellation is downright ungodly. It just scrapped the Greek mythology comedy Kaos after only one season, even though the Jeff Goldblum-led series spent most of the last month among its Top 10 trending programs.

Thankfully, these tweets are here to stay. Some of today’s funniest include those about how to watch Twin Peaks, how to hide your stupidity from the computer and the best way to punish your cat.

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lenny @dr3amoperator - 1d this is exactly how you're supposed to watch twin peaks Deer in Places they Sho... 1d 118 10.2K 108K 2.9M
Big Papi @Bmangall20. 1d This lady in my bowling league was just hammering strikes and someone asked her what kind of performance enhancers did you take before this and she just says Applebees Wings and then just blows another strike right down broadway 131 9,744 148K 2.4M
derek guy @dieworkwear 1d why doesn't the menswear guy talk about women's clothing listen to yourself jordwalke @jordwalke.1 1d That menswear critic guy @dieworkwear oddly quiet today. TH HOUSE TON 393 6,501 202K 6.2M
jon drake @DrakeGatsby 1d ... Linkedln is where the real posters are thriving Real Estate Investor and CEO at Subscribe to newsletter 1h My kids owe me $15,000 each. They're all under 10 years old. 45 2,447 43.9K 817K
the tenant's union of wildfell... 18h ... i wish i was kidding but my husband played ska for the baby and he immediately started skanking like it existed innately within him 125 2,039 32.6K del 615K
danisha carter @danishacart... 1d ... your honor who gives a fuck lowkey jay @kendallhosseini.4d look at my lawyer dawg i'm going to jail Entertainment EXCLUSIVE 52 8,743 158K 3.7M
reggae soul warrior @samuelw... 1d ... I'm gonna get to the bottom of this 8:49 Google 6 S is it racist for whitepeople to S All Short videos Videos Images Forums Ne - Showing results for is it racist for white people to say baby mama? Search instead for is it racist for whitepeople to say baby mama? 12 50 2,069 34.6K
LILY !! @LilzIdiotHorse 15h ... he threw up under my bed so as punishment im giving him body dysmorphia 100% Will Forum Help More Sets Artnsts Tage 19ps Pools Posts Comments DE NAKI Blackast Help Popular Not Changes AufTike Upload Linting News-Jul 12 2024 (3 months ago) Click to show, Search ratingesafe muscular feline solo male Search ( free J 1 | Artists - - - ١٠٠ Copyrights - SMO IN LA Characters .. Specter - - WN - - - - - - HIN and THE - I - - - I - I - 32 1,520 22.5K 308K
777 @_garrettcharles.1 14h ... everytime I start to eat in my room I think about how when jack antonoff and lena dunham broke up he told her now you can have crumbs in bed without anyone getting mad at you and I go to the dining room 31 892 29.9K 667K
CurtiMagurtti @_Curtdoggg 20h ... G STOP TWEAKING 4:21 32 IHeart Aris Follow ... 1d Nothing pisses me off like a pear. I dont want no damn apple-potato EVER Haha Comment Send Share 320 5,335 47.1K 1.1M
Choso @Freethewzrd 18h ... This got me crying still Aren't you jobless? НА НА I ain't jobless. I just job less. Don't work for money, make ur money work for u Edited I learned that at the forex summit 11 925 12.2K 289K
James Palmer @BeijingPalmer 1d ... anti-Italian discrimination was a genuine and painful problem for early 20th century America that unfortunately has been turned hilarious by time. John Ganz @lionel_trolling.4 4d Newspaper in early 20th с. Chicago referred to Italian neighborhood as the spaghetti zone 163 4,760 67.5K 2M
derek @derpo377.23h ... MIC REACH HEAVEN BY VIOLE... 2d bro straight up i hate my sensei. i'm gonna betray this dude first opportunity i get 5 326 3,875 106K
L'Apey @ouiouiapey.17h ... As per my last telepathic assault on your mind, 2 852 4,015 81.5K
Patricia Wallinga @pwallinga 22h ... I think this is just called speeding and you can do it in any car 6'3 pool boy bitch @y....5d ? Whole Mars Catalog Subscribe @WholeMarsBlog Everyone needs a Cybertruck. it's not just about being a truck guy. It's a vehicle everyone needs at some point. Last night I had to run to Costco really quickly before they closed. In a gas truck I would have missed the chance. In Cybertruck I got there 3 minutes before the expected ETA 137 3,529 106K 1.6M
rare insults @insultsrare.10h ... X 4,906 comments Не looks like math 3d Reply 12.7K 100 771 16.9K 243K
Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell 1d ... me opening an incognito window before googling a dumb question: now computer won't know I'm stupid 65 4,247 45.9K 538K
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn.1 11h ... i love when you get an oil change and at the end they bring your oil dipstick to get your approval for how much they filled it, like some kind of Valvoline sommelier 13 100 2,617 del 59.7K
jojo @_jwigz. 1d me with $47 in my account: yall wanna go to dinner? get some drinks?? 130 12.2K 80.4K 1.7M
Hugh Breeze @biggeebma... 20h ... Awesome it's 5pm! Only 40 years left! 167764 158 9,784 170K del 3.1M
Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explai... 1d Year I feel like this car design might have saved JFK Drag Doll @DragDollCo. 1d Just saw RuPaul on my way to work! 94 3,819 112K 2.4M
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Н.А. @dirtcup_art. 1d that can't be what mauve is. and i disagree about violet as well. but that's not what mauve is is it violet @violettweets_.2d favorite shade? Lavender Violet Amethyst Wildberry Orchid Lilac Mauve Bright Wine Pale Psychedelic Plum Palatinate Eggplant Royal Midnight Iris Grape Indigo Ultra Violet Mulberry Russian Pastel Light 323 1,645 53.5K 1.7M
squirt kobain @theaprilpapers 4h ... ohios everywhere for those with eyes to see them JR Urbane Network @JRUr... . 1d Real Place, Japan. SUZUKI FIFT READ TAKAHASHI DAINATS 24 1,062 19.2K 435K
Camazotz237 @Crocodi... 21h ... So I edited an image of a fruit bat and removed the wings and legs, and here's the result 506 7,496 93.7K 1.6M
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Riley Collins @rileycollins_. 14h ... holy shit you can bet on if a girl will like you back now Hinge Likes +11050 H LIKE BACK-YES LIVE V 1D:7H:45M Remaining - Mommy uppies? Send Like Like must remain completed for 72 Hours after match before payout Cancel Box Score > Play-by-play 7 Go to event > $25.00 $ 2,787.50 TOTAL WAGER TOTAL PAYOUT Cash out $1.03 + Reuse selection Share bet 126 716 18.3K 1.1M
monstro elisasue @gaycolinfar... 66 ... girl just answer that email @soidoona 1d they said nobody isolates more than the oldest daughter that knows no one is coming to save her 335 5,170 126K
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L.1 18h ... bushwick transplant: the bodega guy called me boss 12yo white kid in park slope: inshallah I get a в on this geology test 21 1,336 32.2K del 627K
Jamie @smokeismedicine. 14h Going back with a guy to his place and it takes him 10 minutes to take my dress off and then underneath I have another dress with this many buttons again @mugIerette.3d I love how intimate this dress is... you can't dress yourself you need someone to put it on for you 37 1,204 34.8K 725K

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