Ranking the Names of Every Prescription Drug I’ve Been Advertised While Home at My Parents’ House

Horrible. Sounds like some sort of little bug that roots around in wet dirt.

Never great when a word seems like shorthand for “radiant jaundice.” 

Sounds like a combo of “invoke” and “revoke,” which both have a fascist vibe. Also, ends with a Q which I find incredibly annoying. What do you think you are, coq au vin?

Sounds like something you’d use to fix a cracked urinal.

Oh, it’s absolutely inscrutable, but I applaud them for leaning into pure nonsense. Sotyktu Deucravacitinib is like a name from an abandoned science-fiction novel-in-progress you’d find in a dead hoarder’s house.

Kinda looks like it has the word fart in it, and that’s fun. Could also be Vera Farmiga’s last name if she went straight edge.

I think this is what Ness is yelling when you hit the B button in Super Smash Bros.?

Sounds like some sort of forgotten floating city occupied by bird people. Surrounded by a cloaking device, and full of advanced technology.

I can only assume this is an injection used to help you climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

Sounds like some sort of Greek god of wisdom that plays a weird harp. Awesome.

And Rybelsus sounds like Cymbalta’s violent, war deity husband. Somebody known for choking out a mythical snake, or kicking off all nine of a hydra’s heads.