33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 8, 2024

You at least have to appreciate the honesty
33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Seth Meyers is a dad man walking. The late-night host is bringing his first stand-up special to Max, and his first overall since 2019’s Lobby Baby, with Seth Meyers: Dad Man Walking. Like his debut special, the SNL alum’s special will shift from current events to his personal life — “from the chaos of raising three young kids, to navigating different communication styles in marriage, to the proper way to cross the street in New York City.” The special was taped in front of a live studio audience back in June at Chicago’s Vic Theatre. When first announced, Meyers joked that “it’s the special my kids will be talking about in therapy 20 years from now!”

HBO is also headed to Florida… man. The network is bringing the mythical Florida man and the ripped-from-the-headline tales of the Sunshine State to the small screen with its latest comedy series It’s Florida, Man. It comes from the creative minds behind Eastbound and Down and features a range of guest stars, including Anna Faris, Jake Johnson and Sam Richardson across its six-episode debut season. It’s Florida, Man joins a growing list of irreverent, low-cost Friday night series like A Black Lady Sketch Show and Los Espookys.

And man, do we have some good tweets for you today. The funniest include those about the duality of ‘80s cinema, that dreaded Tuesday feeling and the freedoms of being bald. 

gabriel @sinclairbian - 5h Charlie Day and Chappell Roan stun in new photo arabella @romelancholia 1d NEVER KILL YOURSELF A B T 6 213 4K del 66K
@bIoodfangs - 19h ... bf keeps exploding into thousands of bats and flying away in the middle of our arguments... should i break up 9 1.1K 10K 145K
daft punk 4 cutie (ВОО deng clan) @daftpunk4... 18h ... the cervix was excellent ella @blondehotcoffee 1d cannot put into words the joke i'm thinking of Gynaecology Restaurant 1011 22 841 12K 248K
nat @xnatandreasan - 1 17h I thought it was just AL games today??? I'm also at work??????? wtf, MLB... the bias is unreal EPAK 15 MONITOR/DEFIBRILLATOR 16:33:53 119 1 2 200J Sp02 V3 x1.0 E 92 C02 - 11s 47 III x1.0 6 BATTERS - f Dod Д AWAY 850 140 182 87 SHOHEI OHTANI HO SCRE - - begin E - - - - nammable - Support - Free - presence BAN qualified personal gases 438 18 12K 348K
@_waaamiii - 1 11h wamzy. Me on Netflix meme bastard @mask_bastard.2d what do you call this 222 35K 76K 3.1M
skanks @skanks17.2h Wearing the SVU softball tee on a first date tonight Sex Crimes 1 92 2.3K del 60K
Work Retire Die Fliday @WorkRetireDie 18h me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003 23 2.1K 31K 777K
Kathy @tortiegirl601.20h This is my Chewy box. This is not my cat. Mayo Box May Be Herry % I Know chewy where pet lovers shop 2.1K 5.4K 147K 1.6M
faith!? @soggystyrofoam 1d what do you mean confirms AV The A.V. Club @TheAVClub - 1d Al Pacino confirms there's nothing there after we die- You're gone dlvr.it/TF3fDw OSCARS 1.1K 25K 525K 12M
Hudi Productions @hudsononeill15 17h ... Watching two games at once, monitoring twitter and the HARIMAN group chats 7 162 1.9K 69K
Devin @MrQuilvioVergas 14h ... AN Me to the cashier at Panda Express (she's Mexican) BANK DE AMISICA Solutional LOS ANG ELES NLDS are Bookling.com SAN DIEGO 9 NLDS - Booking.com LOS STRAVES Booking.com SAN DIEGO SD ONLA LA LOS ANGELES 59 3.9K 74K del 2.4M
janks @jmjanks 4h This girl found a note folded up in the back of her dad's drawer after he died and it said only open after my death and she was so scared to open it, and when she did it was the secret to beat the Cracker Barrel peg game lol leave 6 out / it 6 remove to 15 3 2 10 6 4 5 6 : 3 13 3 3 7 8 9 10 & II 12 3 14 Jh + write 37.4K ... The fucking Cracker 222 Barrel code. 1,265 4.213 9 690 224K 14K
Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus 2h she needs to keep those eyes wide open I'm trying to hit her COL with a lob pass All Videos News Images Shopping Forums - Nicole Kidman > Height 5' 11 Image: Christopher Polk, Getty Images for Turner Zac Efron Keith Ur Tom Cruise 5' 8 5' 7 5' 10 3 87 1.9K 70K
elizabeth @elizardbethc. 21h rooting around in the airport cannabis amnesty box like a truffle pig S OLIC Chicago Police Department b CANNABIS AMNESTY TRASH BOX CITY OF CHICAGO CANNABIS 4th MARCH 1837- AMNESTY BOX CITY OF 4th CHICAGO MARCH LEBL 13 933 22K 347K
count dykecula @gothesbian 21h ... cute first date idea for under $50 your Al Overview +4 NO The fee for a marriage license in New Jersey is $28. You can pay with cash, money order, or check. 85 4.6K 62K 1.3M
Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti - 18h HOLLYWO As soon as I went bald I started getting so stoned and just rubbing my shit it feels so good sky @deaddoggs 1d Trust me, men Being Bald Balding 5 94 2.9K 89K
rax 'levon honkers' king @RaxKingIsDead 5h old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy 'whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what's with da barking' 141 6.9K 99K 1.4M
alexza @sloungerie 23h ... i like that my likes are hidden but i don't like that HIS likes are hidden... we have to change that 5 294 2.9K 54K
Red @Redsfusion 23h WHATS INSIDE? GIRLS POCKET BOYS POCKET KEYS HALF A PHONE PHONE WALLET X SHINY METAGROSS ORAN BERRY Pokeman GAME BOY COLOR FIRE RED + 26 1.2K 12K the 276K
nova @comfypill 23h ... sorry for acting mentally ill, it's because i have mental illness 32 2.5K 7.8K del 110K
Joe, friend. @blessed_nothing.1 15h POV: you see a pretty lady WHOOP BEEP BEEP KING KONG YAHOO DING-DONG HAR-HAR KOKO HOOT SKRRT BUBBLES DODO PURR YUK YO-YO VROOM GEORGE 143 3.7K 72K 1.7M
caro @stylesgala 22h can whoever is taking emma stone's picture back up a bit FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FiLmUpdates.22h Emma Stone in newly shared picture. 225 7.5K 171K 19
jynx @jynxbby 3h ... love hearing i'm mean from a man, thanks bitch 13 3.5K 9.2K 184K
Posters with Letterboxd Reviews @boxdposters 20h ... PWLR Todd, the film is called Joker V Variety @Variety21h Joker: Folie à Deux director Todd Phillips says Joaquin Phoenix's Arthur Fleck was never Joker. He's always been Arth... Show more 53 2.1K 32K 872K
grass @keepoffgrasss . 21h ... hey sorry i let u have my phone number i just realized i have zero interest getting to know you as a person 21 2.9K 16K 309K
kate bush's husband @airbagged . 6 6h They're transvestigating Master Chief Melonie Mac t Follow @MelonieMac A man vs a woman's body IN-PROGRESS CO. TEN RENDERED IN 9:28 PM 10/7/24 53K Views 209 116 1.9K 53 3K 44K 291 759K
Sean @seanbeegee 2h Tfw when commercial real estate has its highest vacancy rate in 2 decades @merylodrama 1d obsessed with this genre of music videos we're getting lately 1 237 3.6K 105K
@rabbithearted03-15h When you've already given your all and it's only Tuesday 2018 TRIENNIAL through May 27 28K 98K 129 2.4M
brian berkman @shortafrikan 16h he don't even speak Spanish he just doing this for love of the game bro im crying Is Transformers: One out? @TFHypeGuy.1 16h Replying to @polispol Oh querido, vas a necesitar un limpiador de paladar después de ver esto. ¿Puedo recomendarte? TRANSFORMERS UNO! Haz que tu fin de semana sea #TFweekend Rotten Search Tomatoes Transformers One PG, Now Playing, 1h 44m Action TRAILER LIST ONE CERTIFIED 89% 98% FRESH HOT Boster Tomatometer Popcornmeter 145 Reviews 2,500+ Verified Rati... TRANSFORMERS ONE is the untold origin story of Optimus Prime and Megatron, better known as... Now in Theaters
18 Saveydro @Saveydro . 14h ... The 80s were a hilarious time where every film was simultaneously extremely homophobic and the gayest thing the earth had ever seen 15 579 6.9K 87K
Jenni @hashjenni 22h its an entire movie explaining why we shouldn't trust men like this Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy.23h Being THIS clean is psychotic 1K 8.4K 153K 5.4M
dudermane @612jack·1 17h This morning on the train I watched a guy scroll about 2 years deep on a girl's Instagram and then then switch to iMessage and text his uncle good morning 18 169 4.8K 78K
J.A. Prentice @LivingAuthors.2 20h 10/10. This is exactly the kind of insanity I expect and want out of monarchs. Keep up the good work. Hope he develops a delusion he's made out of glass next. Mirr Mirr Mirror Royal or @MirrorRoyal2 2d ОНФ King Charles had no idea what cling film was and 'shrieked' first time he saw it mirror.co.uk/news/royals/ ki... 87 4.6K 90K 2.1M

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