41 Random Bits of Trivia to Comb Over Your Brain’s Bald Spot

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41 Random Bits of Trivia to Comb Over Your Brain’s Bald Spot

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Poop on the aircraft carrier Gerald R. Ford will be vaporized.

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In Botswana, lions hunt elephants. This happens when most of their regular prey migrates between August and November, and a lot of elephants hang around (the elephants stick around because there's an artificial water supply in the area). NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM
85% of male insects have accidental gay sex. It's accidental because they don't bother trying to find out their partner's gender -- basically, they just get it on. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM
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The first Macy's Thanks- giving Day Parade in 1924 featured animals loaned from the Central Park Zoo, such as monkeys, elephants, and bears. PARADE CH
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Wine vintage is for when the grapes were picked, not when the wine was bottled.

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“The big one’s watchin’ the little one.”

CRACKED KEVIN SMITH'S LITERAL NEPO BABY. Loobs UN UOII COMI AL S A AL EGO DIEGO ON CON COMIC INT RNATIONA Not only did Kevin Smith give his daughter a DC comic book character's name, Harley Quinn Smith actually played baby Silent Bob in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

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