39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 26, 2024

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 26, 2024

HBO just doesn’t know how to quit Bill Hader

After a wildly successful four-season run with Barry, Hader and writer Duffy Boudreau are teaming up to develop a new comedy series for the network. While there’s no working title or casting information available yet, Variety was able to secure a logline: “A woman in a small town has a big secret revealed.” The brief summary obviously doesn’t summarize much, but it’s just enough to pique the interest of fans who have a Barry-sized hole in their heart.

Much like Hader, a robotic cop is returning to TV as well. Amazon has been actively developing its RoboCop series since acquiring MGM, and according to Deadline, they’re making progress. The streamer’s take on the 1987 film will see “a giant tech conglomerate collaborating with the local police department to introduce a technologically advanced enforcer to combat rising crime” — i.e., the titular RoboCop. The series will come to life with the help of monster producer James Wan alongside showrunner Peter Ocko, who previously had a short stint on The Office.

Meanwhile, the comedians on the timeline are hard at work keeping us entertained as usual. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the importance of deranged experiences, Remy versus Stuart Little and the reason you’re never alone.

free Amma Crellin gofundme 23h ... vibes No one wants to hear it. Mummy, have a voice. V Variety @Variety 1d Donna Kelce reveals the advice she gave Travis ahead of his acting debut in ... Show more 29 2,922 56.2K 1.6M
effie.. @effiesfacade. 18h ... every time i talk it sounds like it's my first time trying to speak 68 14.9K 65.6K del 1M
ash @StevieNicksTD.12h This is what you look like sharing that Meta Al Instagram story I do not give Facebook permission to print anything off my computer 1,640 20.1K 532K
poppa @popitforpoppa- 1d i love people who are fluent in spongebob references 395 25.2K 107K 2.9M
jacob jones @jacobfuknjones. 1d ... i'm never saying what cigarette was featured in this video. Lie THE M versaller lee @fetalde... 9/14/24 I fucking love jacobfuckingjones 12:29 Smoking a Cigarette, but Gatekeeping what Cigarette It Is 157 2,195 86.1K 2.1M
I SIP TEA ON YOUR GRAVE 17h ... Imagining Eric Adams seeing everyone in that room checking their phones and then looking in his direction Imao Jennifer Epstein @jeneps 17h TERNAL] WH out of Eric Adams was at the Greeting POTUS at t Metropolitan Museum pool spotted at the recepti State Antony Blinken, NSC of Art for a reception Communications John Kin Eric Adams and chef and h with President Biden a... 34 3,496 31.6K 1.4M
Emily Zhou @emializh.1 1d ... a mildly deranging experience should be part of everyone's education. I did a college program in new hampshire for 6 weeks without a cell phone or a computer where we studied philosophy and wrote everything by hand, it made me 200x smarter but I felt insane for a year after 115 1,955 49.8K del 1.1M
Tukach Shakur @its_kachi 1 18h ... Puff & Eric Adams gotta recreate this picture with the key to their jail cell TOWN DER - THE SICAL - TIC ICA Eric Adams Mayor of the Class Sex TH 231 5,528 37.3K del 1.3M
soft black non-binary @MIL... 1d ... He's married now btw soft black non-bina... 10/19/21 My boy tried to end his relationship with his girl to focus on his career and she said no 306 4,530 197K 5.2M
@EasilyThrownImp.2 20h ... a tarot card deck, but every card is called The Oaf, each one looking exactly like you and depicting a major event of your life 6 253 2,483 59.7K
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 1d The conversation about A.I. begins and ends with the Spongebob episode where King Neptune mass produces hundreds of disgusting Krabby Patties through magic and Spongebob handmakes one delicious Krabby Patty with love 9 2,055 74.7K del 170K
The Anonymous Nobody @el_... 15h ... The last of her era. Look at them big ass shorts WNBA @WNBA. 15h A standing ovation for Diana Taurasi in the Target Center CC ER RE - KEEP UP WITH WNBA ALL THINGSPLAYOFFS APP 443 10.2K 125K 4.7M
Louis M. Cypher @lou_m_cypher.1 18h ... Khalil Underwood @Re... . 22h You're offered 12.5M to do a line of coke, wyd 307 7,850 76.5K 3.2M
leon @leyawn. 3h ... lol it must feel cool as hell to buy off the mayor of the biggest city in america with 10k and he texts you stuff like you are my brother. i am hear to help At 2:17 pm on September 10, 2021, the FDNY Commissioner wrote p. ADAMS, Letter being drafted now. Everything should be good to go Monday morning. Four minutes later, ADAMS messaged the Turkish Official, From the commissioner: Letter being drafted now. Everything should be good to go Monday morning. The Turkish Official responded, You are a true friend of Turkey. You are
maxie (colonizer) @maxies_... 2h ... remembering when my college friend made Angelina Juulie 5 14 510 5,511
Keara Sullivan @superkeara 17h ... Me subtly trying to meet the bartender's eye so they see I'm waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next 36 6,718 78.7K 1.4M
Conner O'Malley @conner_o... 2h ... Tonight Beautiful Famous Women loveofamous 12K followers 823 posts You don't follow each other on Instagram 9:53AM Hello! I have a show tonight in LA California at the wilshire ebell 16 . 85.6K 92 3,520
sis exclusionary radical femi... 23h ... Just made about 15 servings of the worst pasta i have ever had in my entire life 175 4,702 107K . 2M
@manic_posting 14h ... A job will have u 23 yrs old with a 73 yr old Bestfriend , like dam why aren't you retired? Fuck this country bro 9 1,040 9,429 199K
William Goodman @goodmanw.5h ... love that Goggins does mom-posting on IG waltongogginsbonafide ... Wine... 3/3 Gratitude 14 362 9,975 279K
matcha lover girl @deathritual 19h ... i'm never deleting this app 6:33 134 Post Follow mama @hyphyhoochieee i got married at 19. then he got deployed to afghanistan and i used to wish everyday that he would get blown up 17 757 12.6K 226K
@TheHorror... 1h John Carpenter ... What the hell is a Letterboxd!?? 272 3,623 21K 704K
Mangeur d'oeil 23h You're never alone. Theres mold 44 2,762 14.9K del 314K
Core Girl @g0regirlll 1d My bf just had me stay alive in his game while he went to the bathroom and I died immediately 772 12.1K 303K 5.8M
Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_l... . 21h ... when making brownies-any baking project, really-it is so important to start mixing ingredients in a bowl that is too small, and to get increasingly angry when each turn of the whisk spills flour onto the floor, instead of - and this is crucial - getting a second bowl 11 131 2,188 43K
Mlick @Mlickles 23h Girl on the train complimented me and said I was funny, responded with thanks, it's all I have and the rest of the train gave me a worried look 245 8,227 189K 3.1M

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cory @coolmathgame_.1d cop: where u headed me: chuck e. cheese. gonna fight the rat cop:  good luck 40 4,956 68.9K del 1.9M
jynx @jynxbby 1d ... wdym you're pulling out. do you hate me 185 7,827 64.9K del 2.6M
re: emma @evemmore. 1d The body keeps the score Karli Marulli @karlimarulli . 1d its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn't turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It 8 1,388 24.8K 796K
... 21h ... My Beautiful Smile ... 35 35 Philadelphia Police Officer Thomas Strain was taken off the street earlier this month after he showed up to work with his hair braided in cornrows. (Philly.com) 121 1,301 28.9K 1M
Corn @upblissed 18h 1 @drawnbyshavi . 36m ... That Drake Kendrick shit was the best thing to happen all year. 3 5 121 josemiguel ponce @hoce 18m Automated Wasn't your little brother born 8 weeks ago? 2 1 del 16 1 ... @drawnbyshavi Man I don't give a fuck 76 2,889 56.1K 1.5M
+ @7uesdays.1 1d sexy orbit @ me on ellen: ellen : so i heard you like yaoi me : yea *sounds of male moaning coming from behind the curtains* me : omg ellen u didnt 42 15.3K 158K 2.5M
:p @UnkleDell.23h new hire just called me gang he dont know he got 30 minutes 224 2,274 111K 2.1M
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy 3h ... One is a wild rat with knife skills and the other is a jobless lab mouse. Please be serious. DiscussingFilm @Discu... 17h 4F To celebrate our 8 year anniversary, we'll ask a classic DF question... Who's winning in a brutal street fight to the death, Remy or Stuart Little? 20 256 2,357 89.1K
matt mitchell @yogurttowne- 1h ... i didn't know that dave grohl knew how to do that CONSEQUENCE @conse... . 1h Jack White will headline this weekend's Soundside Music Festival after Foo Fighters pulled out at the last-minute -> cos.lv/oSA550TwvYQ 12 52 1,537 42.1K
Žarówka @BivouacChillin 4h ... It's so weird to see this guy on Fox News. Не looks like how gay furries draw Bowser LIVE MERICA'S NEWSROOM MERICA'S NEWSROOM MURANMA TYRUS FOX NATION HOST FOX NEWS ND SCHOOL BOARD VOTES TO STOP PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE channel 16 327 5,050 112K
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn - 13h at my last tv development job i i tried to put together a docuseries called Bad Mayor where each episode was just a different terrible mayor. our pitch deck had like 60 mayors 22 145 3,544 84.7K
Girl Monster @_NahImGood.23h ... Your fridge was empty? cuzzo @Montae_Grand id let her stay one time. came home to a frigerator full of groceries. 212 5,833 58.2K 3.2M
lesbian mothman @verys... 23h ... i like natasha lyonne, i just wish she would finally get a role where she plays a tough-talking broad who likes to drink and smoke 22 708 24.1K 522K

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