41 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 20, 2024

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41 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 20, 2024

Ayo Edebiri wants you to know that Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield are “really, really toxic.” While promoting her new film Omni Loop, Edebiri spoke with Film Updates about what’s next for her, which includes a role in the Roberts-Garfield-led thriller After the Hunt. When asked how it was working with the prolific actors, she responded that they were “nasty people” who “never know their lines.” She was obviously joking and later clarified that they are “two of the greatest people” she’s ever worked with and that she couldn’t believe that she was getting the opportunity to do so. 

Meanwhile, James Cameron finds one of his many masterpieces a little tough to look at. The iconic director told Empire that after 40 years, he’s ready to admit that there are parts of The Terminator that are “pretty cringeworthy.” Cameron doesn’t think the film’s ‘80s production value aged well, but is quick to fire back at critics who disparage the dialogue. The three-time Oscar-winning director told naysayers to pull up their “three-out-of-the-four-highest-grossing films” and then they can “talk about dialogue effectiveness.” 

Over on the timeline, you might cringe and wince, but you’ll definitely laugh too. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a meta bumper sticker, an emoji we need and the ambiguity of the word “soon.”

reggae soul warrior @samuelw... 1d ... there should be a tented fingers emoji. for when you're feeling ruminative 41 2,121 25.3K del 505K
O.G. Botanist Johnson... 1d ... Telling her No, I wouldn't love you if you turned into a PBJ sandwich @And... .1d AndyJnr o Umaru What can put a woman in this condition 206 5,160 23.2K 1.3M
Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennro... 5h ... BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn't it? ME : Yeh something like that W Take Your bumper monthly a LIFE TRUE TRAVEL FASHION BEAUTY COOKERY PUZZLES & PRIZES WIN £11,924 THIS MONTH! Break Sunny Majorca hols Spa break £1k garden makeover April KID-NAPPED! WHAT THE HECK! Our three lads 13 kids but my were pinched 19 1,105 16.3K 297K
shell @Shellerina_.1 16h Soon is so funny because like when 186 10.9K 57K del 1M
1:1 @kaniyahikirah - 10h you gotta hold me extra tight at night because i'll get up and go to the club 134 3,561 14.9K 362K
Jackie Daytona @bartsimsonreal- 1d ... No P R N D M COOKIE Banquer Rand @Rand_Longevity.1d If you are under the age of 45, plan on living past 150. 24 354 8,096 426K
Tom @2footshaft.16h Does she sing or not, I'm confused? IC NEWS - BBC News (UK) @BBC... 16h Nurse who sings to children wins unsung hero award bbc.in/3XPjOKz 205 8,060 96.7K 3.1M
mae b (a fish) @realaxolotl.20h i hope they intendo fix it AllGamesDelta @AllG... 9/5/18 'N' letter from the logo at Nintendo's Kyoto HQ is gone due to yesterday's typhoon intendo 131 6,766 80.4K 1M

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... ...10h Free Palestine, of course ... YOU SICK FUCK SHE WAS 31 YEARS OLD! Nomiki --- No-me-KEY 10h I'm gonna leave this here: maybe, just maybe, consider RFK's role as a 70 year old on a 31 year old female reporter.... 3 98 1,971 44.9K
Omni @InfernoOmni. 14h ... Then die Ekēne @IamEkene_ 2d The hill I am ready to die on is that gay couples should not be allowed to adopt kids. x.com/Terrell_Jarius... 136 12.7K 154K 2.1M
roro, PhD @fuglibetty.1 12h ... Some weekends you enter knowing you'll be participating in the main storyline. this weekend i think i i'll be doing mostly b- plots & a sort of recurring celebrity guest bit 6 525 5,969 104K
x_44tb0yTHOTi3_x @vampiric_... 16h ... this diva A woman spying on a pair of male lovers 345 15.3K 132K 1.6M
Burner Madoff @johnwayneste... 1d ... 300 words? Are you in 7th grade? IcyVert @IcyVert.2 2d 300 word essay due by midnight GIF ALT 77 806 39.8K 952K
rishi @rishipuff - 1d off to another great hang omw the way i am so excited to see u guys could be studied by neuroscientists and used to cure depression 34 2,823 37.8K 753K
Caroline @weirdassfishes 18h Most intimate spam text i've ever received 3:21 162 +1 (872) 777-3451> Text Message Today 3:19 PM Dear friend, is your life okay The sender is not in your contact list. Report Junk 7 564 11.2K 121K
viv (goro pilled ) @vikechii 15h ... THIS IS A REAL BOOK R U SRS ??? Aliza Grace : e n S, N Не found me crying. PE S. rt S. KS h S Не crew too. We both crode. 268 8,475 122K 1.1M
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajan... 9h ... Between Olivia Nuzzi and Laura Loomer, it's been a huge week for 31-year-old women you could've sworn were older 52 1,079 14.3K del 269K
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy 10h ... sleeping with RFK jr is crazy. I bet he sounds like a creaky haunted house door when he finishes 85 435 5,272 152K
zach silberberg @zachsilberb... 10h ... saw this making the rounds and was like, haha great stuff. and then i noticed who tweeted it Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi Why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources? Why Can't Hollywood Get Female Journalists Right? From nymag.com 7 187 4,028 74.8K
The Jolly Olly Ma'am @HolaCar... 1d ... coworker: what did you get for lunch? me: soup coworker: I hate soup me: I don't?? GIF ALT 112 4,946 57.6K 6M
slommy @sammichluvrrr. 1d when I was 10 someone said that jess @jessdee040.1d came out to this idiot parked right on my car so i left them a note slenderman style You PARK LIKE A BITCH 35 3,258 63.9K del 1.9M
hottiepants @punishedpants 1d ... yeah babe you like that freaking weiner don't you. that that gosh dang weiner 308 9,949 110K 4.5M
Mistress of Mischief @BkBap 1d ... This child walked in and said ok so Cinderella...if the shoe fit so perfectly, how did it fall off in the first place?! DOIBUS 47 439 3,361 79.9K
lolt64 @lolt64.16h ... when you carbonation burp and it seems to come from somewhere deeper, older 7 206 3,075 42.8K
Steve Palazzolo @Steve... 15h ... Guy doesn't even know the rules Mark Daniels @ByMark... 15h Drake Maye is throwing the ball the width of the field 24 365 26.3K del 1.2M

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media from the camera roll of... 1d ... Why is there a corn here 41 1,322 19.3K del 271K
Nateo Baggins @natetella 1d Not a bumper sticker guy usually but I need this displayed on the back of my vehicle ASAP SUBARU AWA KEEP HONKING! I'm Listening To HONKING 4 175 3,961 70.2K
@DanManCarn... 23h Dan Carney ... Turning to the person next to me and saying thanks for nothing as I get off the train 84 3,886 64.5K del 1.4M
paisley. @danstille. 1d ... anyone else's big brother text them like an unwilling roadman situationship Yo Blud Outside hiii grabbing jacket is it cold Read 6:02 pm Sorry g think you accidentally texted me instead of opening weather app 29 6,636 229K 4.2M

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@twaniimals. 1d Which Moo Deng are you today? 3 2 1 6 4 5 9 8 7 1,256 15.4K 76K 5.9M
Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_l....2 20h ... I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption 23 1,419 11.2K 272K
Audrey @Audrey17128492.1d Ambien doll AMBIEN® (ZOLPIDEM TARTRATE)C 5-MG &10-MG TABLETS 7 308 2,948 104K
Jojo Mojo @jojoxcvii•1 1d ... f News/Columns / Mr. Wrong You Need to Learn to Relax or the Stress Will Fucking Kill You Before the Thing That is Supposed to Kill You Gets the Chance shar @_sadewyd-9/10/24 what has this year taught you? 428 91.9K 432K 17.8M
C Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roy... 23h ... RED LOBSTER FRESH FIGH-LWV LOBSTER I want you to put the word out there that we back up. Red Lobster @redlobster.1d TODAY ISA GREAT DAY FOR ... LOBSTERS - ... HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT - A cause for celebration LOBSTER EXITED ITS CHAPTER A RANKRUPTCY Red Lober stronger - reallew information the stright - - - - - question members and - USA have partership - breeding - المملكة State We can't wait to We've - impired - - I - - - - J - celebrating milestone birthday - - - - -
clown @bugsquelcher- 1d ... the lonely loner seems to stab himself while separating two frozen burgers with a knife at night NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost. 1d Loner stabbed himself to death trying to separate two frozen burgers with a knife tri... 5 318 5,071 173K
Selkie @DelendaEast.1 1d ... Horniest guy ever: Yeah I'm just going to read my book in the park 123 2,373 45.6K del 1.5M
The Frustrating Individual @MI... 1d ... british nihilist: life means fuck all. the blokes who invented it were having a laugh 70 2,590 23K 413K
Low Dropper for Jesus @Mr_... 1d ... Не told me he was bi. But it turns out, it was polar not sexual. HAND WITH WOLDER 1 184 3,694 49.5K 1.1M
Icarus Universe COMMIS.... 1d ... am I the only one who thought they were older? Kendrick Lamar Updates 1d Megan Thee Stallion (12) and Kendrick Lamar (11) are the most nominated Artists at this year's BET Hip-Hop awards. 336 18.8K 339K 6.1M
putasinghonit @putasinghonit 1d ... this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like 1 22.2K 195K 4.1M
PUSSYMONEYWEED @Dey0... 21h ... no we don't why tf you think we don't have any 808mafia @im808mafia 1d having a baby is far from joke, that shit is HARD. people without kids think it's a damn walk in the park. 225 17.3K 133K 2.8M

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