29 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, September 17, 2024

That’s definitely a boo, not a moo
29 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Get ready to shout “woohoo” because The Sims is officially coming to the big screen. 

To celebrate the franchise’s 25th anniversary, Electronic Arts announced that the feature adaptation of the beloved game is moving full steam ahead at Amazon MGM Studios with the help of Margot Robbie’s production company and Loki director Kate Herron. EA hopes partnering with Robbie will help them replicate Barbie’s pop-culture domination by sharing the game “across generations” while staying true to its “500 million” Simmers. EA executives promise that the story will be “very much rooted in The Sims universe” filled with Freezer Bunnies, pools without ladders and an answer to the age-old Bella Goth question. 

Elsewhere in Hollywood, the Walk of Fame is set to make history with the help of the Caped Crusader. Batman will become the first superhero honored with a star on the infamous sidewalk later this week. Fittingly, it will sit next to the stars of Adam West (aka TV Batman) and Bob Kane (aka the co-creator of the character).

While they may not be receiving a star on the Walk of Fame anytime soon, these timeline comedians do have the honor of being recognized by us. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a dad who just can’t suspend disbelief for a joke, a confident cow and lazy parents.

Unnecessary Bluntness Owner/Coach/QB 23h This what I'm rocking from now on. Can't trust the Panthers 03 to spend anymore of my money on a jersey KEEP POUNDING BECH NFL U3 U3 CAROLI O CAROLINA PANTH PANTHERS Daniel Jeremiah @MoveTheSticks 1d One unscientific experiment I do every week is look at the jerseys in the stands. When 95% of them are former players, you've got a big problem. 63 699 21K 1M
Otto Von Biz Markie @Passionweiss - 21h Lil Wayne used to do this in an hour and a half UKRAP DAILY UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily.3d Central Cee's work ethic this year has been insane - 5 Singles - 5 Music Videos - 4 Features - 2 Freestyles And it's only September... 320 4.9K 40K 1.5M
Michael Scarn @ReggieC_6 . 22h I looked at my parents and sighed.... Page Six @PageSix2 23h Page Six Prince Harry inherits $10 million from royal family on 40th birthday: report trib.al/XX7FxlR 248 11K 131K 3.6M
dipshit @rollingrlmp3.23h i love confident women you couldn't handle the laughing cow. Elliott @Ratatwinkie 2d What kind of narcissist wears earrings of themselves 90 224K 15K 3.1M
johnny-goLucky + @RobbYGunnZ.17h ... sid said KTLA KTLA @KTLA. 1d 5 8-year-old Ohio girl drove to Target, went shopping: Police trib.al/ wNVJbpb target 17 2.8K 13K 466K
lil k @d0llfaceky 1d me & my homegirl high af putting 2 & 2 together J@jassonjupiterr 140 5.5K 27K 614K
g @gilleafs 1d at the concert when they went offstage for the encore the girl next to me turned to her friend and said they're gonna leave and trick us into thinking they're not coming back but they will. it's a tiktok trend 227 3.6K 78K 2.6M
@cagiago_ 1d Jay Getting married at 18 is like leaving the club at 7PM Emirate CentreGoals. G @centregoals- 1d Congratulations to Endrick as he reveals he has got married to his partner Gabriely Miranda 1K 5.1K 92K 6.5M
Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp.4h save us less bad billionaire POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 19h Mark Cuban tells @WIRED he would buy Twitter/X if he could. X 163 3.9K 99K 1.7M
The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT.1d Time to relax and unwind:) Now I must rest I sense every integrated aspect of myself & am hyper aware of my Shadow + what needs to be worked on and improved in order to align my actions with ideal future outcomes. I hear every musical instrument in this song and understand the deeper meaning behind these surface level concepts 60 37K 5.4K 1.2M
Hale FC @awwhalenawl 15h Boy had the Bali tickets loaded on Expedia TMZ TMZ @TMZ.16h Update: A law enforcement source tells TMZ... the #Diddy arrest was scheduled for Tuesday, but something happened that caused the feds to move in a day earlier. x.com/TMZ/status/183... 20 2.2K 12K 490K
pepper @AGPepperr . 1d *autistic person finding out their partner cheated on them with two men* did you say TRAIN??? 8 84 1.7K 52K
meredith @dietz_meredith 5h my dad said the word frogger and i cut him off to go i hardly know her and he sighed big and went just...stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman 223 3.6K 73K del 1.1M
athena @athennessy 20h eat ur apples bro the future doctors of america are doing molly and whippets every weekend 1.2K 12K 249K
zinã' warrior princess @melifonos 1d ... love to click no borders on my excel spreadsheets. like hell yeah brother. one world 6 1K 14K 204K
(CoDtism mode) Riter @ritasnep 1d do you think the ai prompt said that the baby was fat and it gave him an american jacket or do you think they said the baby was american and it made him fat Dr. Cameron Fetter @DrCameronFetter +1d ... X Star Bright Angels Star 29m This is a sensation The boy sang such a song that Simon couldn't speak. Не went up to the stage to kiss the boy!.... Read full story in comment/IIII More about the boy's talent The boy's future plans 165 5.9K 1.9M 138K
andrew @floellaumbagabe 7h Chappell Roan is gonna have beef with that baby hippo soon, I can feel it in my waters 8 229 4.4K 127K
HENTAI QUEEN @fuckassriley 16h We all got that one Filipino friend we don't play about 82 1K 5.2K 200K
Sarah Griffin @skg_18.15h ... oh boy am i excited to watch im going to kill myself my favorite team play 187 2 1.8K 73K
MJ (Truly Humble Under God) @ATLien... 21h ... They got him in a hamster wheel to power the factory k @kurrrto . 21h just got off work Move 909/500CAL I+ 61CAL 12:00 6:00 12:00 6:00 TOTAL 2,353 CAL Distance Steps 28,661 11.94MI 43 2.2K 47K 1.1M
Marlo Stanfield @BooRxdley 13h ... Couldn't sleep had to let some steam off. 68 77 JUHNSEN 65 EA SPORTS MADDEN NFL 25 3 x 209 FINAL 20 451 5.1K 128K
Nuke @megab00f - 1d ... ANOTHER $5 M 89 MIDDORS 99 3 ٩ TO BACON EGG & CHEESE 442 2 6.5K 163K
rickydicky @waistbandit69.23h Bar in the middle of the day is basically a library that serves beer. the 22 262 14K 311K
one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4... 22h ... PIXLA يا y'all got any playoffs? we got purple chair imgflip.com SNY) SNY Mets SNY) @SNY_Mets.23h The location of Grimace's commemorative seat at Citi Field Toca a 60 2.6K 5 135K
lorde @glorbies 1d ... 9/8/24 @shadwheart اقرأ the assassin you sent to kill me is now my beloved wife 5 2K 19K 336K
Gabby Hutchinson Crouch @Scriblit 21h ... Escapybara с NEWS BBC News (UK) @BBCNews . 23h LK Search on for capybara that escaped from zoo bbc.in/ 3XAcTDY 16 394 4.9K 234K
Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates 15h ... This is what it feels like to listen to Creedence Clearwater Revival 56 364 8.7K 252K
Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman. 1d The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you've been storing at your parents' house for 20 years. 319 1.2K 28K 979K
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