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An 11 day traffic jam occurred in China.

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Shower heads can cause lung disease. CRACKEDCON Research showed that 30% of the tested shower heads were hazardous to our health. The Mycobacterium av

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Lewis And Clark CRACKED.COM Lewis, Clark, and their adventuring party tried to have sex with every local woman they encountered, with a respectable rate of success. To their great fortune, plenty of Native communities believed that sex was a great way of absorbing other cultures. All of this fun had its downsides, however. Within months, most of the expedition had been diagnosed with venereal diseases such as syphilis and gonorrhea. — Source

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Best: Major League

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A Clockwork Orange

Behind-The-Scenes Accidents 1971 A Clockwork Orange Those eye contraptions in the iconic scenes sure do look painful, right? Malcolm McDowell ended up with scratched corneas and horrifying pain. His eyes were anesthetized for the scene, but the lid-locks kept sliding off his eyelids. Stanley Kubrick, of course, just asked him when he could do the next shot. CRACKED.COM — The A.V. Club

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Pi

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Sentences reduced for book reviews - only in Brazil.

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Missing Thumbs and Sing-Song Accents: the Finnish Jackass

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Raw Red Kidney Beans are Toxic.

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Mysterio

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The Battle of the Words happened during World War I. CRACKED.COM With their trenches only 150 feet apart, Belgian and Ger- man soldiers threw insults at each other all day and night. It became so annoying that the Belgian commander for- bade his men from talking to the Germans. — Source

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Italy

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Bee crime is huge in california. Honeybees are very valuable in the state - not because Californians like honey a lot, but because the bugs are in high demand to pollinate crops. So it's no wonder that there's a huge black market for bees, and bee theft is rampant. It's serious enough that some cops specialize in it. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Tom Wilson ad-libbed one of his best-known lines in Back to the Future. It was Biff's threat Make like a tree, and get out of here that and the word butthead were some of his many improvisations on the set, he says. CRACKED.COM — Source: Yahoo

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37% of Americans skip going to the doctor or refilling prescriptions because of the cost. In Great Britain and Sweden, that number is 4-6%. $ A hip replacement costs $80,000 in the U.S. and less than $14,000 in Europe. Nexium costs $215 in the U.S. and $20-60 in Europe. http://www.usnews.com/opinion/articles/2014/ CRACKED.COM 05/30/no-the-us-doesnt-have-the-best-health-care-system-in-the-world — Source

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With Amazon Ring, your home will be a fortress, scanning visitors for facial recognition, irises, skin texture and more.

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WEIRD WORLD After a parakeet breeding plan went wrong, parakeets crowded an animal shelter. A guy left some parakeets at the shelter in Michigan - he said he'd drop off a few, but there were 497 parakeets. Apparently, his son wanted to breed just a few of them, but had no idea how quickly birds would breed. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Hollywood tragedies that brought change Deadpool 2 Stunts gone wrong After the deaths of stunt performers, the SAG-AFTRA union set up a commission to look into issues like long hours, having to drive far to work, and how to protect people from bad weather on movie and TV sets. The Walking Dead CRACKED — Source

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The longest Cricket Test match was played over 12 days. CRACKED.COM The game was between England and South Africa in Durban in 1939. It was eventually abandoned, otherwise, the England team would have missed the boat back home. — Source

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Italian Futurist Cooking tried to do away with pasta P In the 1930 Manifesto of Futurist Cooking, the art movement attempted to redefine Italian food. It didn't catch on. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source: The New Yorker

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Gwyneth and Paul McCartney

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Batman and Superman have a terrible sleepover

...AND WE THANK THEY... THEY YOU. PROFOUNDLY, THEY BECOME LIVED... GRANTING A SPARKLING FOR IN A 1983 COMIC, us SUCH A DUST WHICH SIFTS TO THE PRECIOUS FLOOR.. WORM-LIKE ALIENS GIFT. CRASH AT THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE CWHERE BATMAN AND SUPES ARE HAVING A SLEEPOVER), HAVE LOTS OF TENTACLE SEX, THEN DIE. BATMAN AND SUPERMAN CRY. ...ONLY THE END. -AFTER A BRIEF HOUR FEELING, CRACKED COR OF OF BEAUTY TO DIE. World's Finest Comics #289 1983. — Source: 28 Cringeworthy Comic Book Storylines the Movies Left Out

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The Cure was originally named after one of their first songs Easy Cure. Robert Smith thought the name Easy Cure was too American and hippie-ish so they shortened it. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Ninja Turtles caused Hitler's death. Archie Comics' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures was supposed to be closer to the cartoon than to the bloody source material. And yet, it featured plotlines like the turtles going back in time, kicking Hitler's ass, and spooking him into shooting himself. CHOK 12 CRACKED.COM — Source: 16 Random Facts to Satisfy Your Craving for Knowledge Without Leaving Home

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Impressive indeed.

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WHAT'S UP WITH SCIENCE? CRACKED.COM Selfies may be driving plastic surgery Cellphone photos can distort facial features. One study shows that this distortion may be related to an increase in plastic surgery requests that are asking surgeons to fix issues that only exist in photos. — Source

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Full House

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The Super Soaker was invented by a Nasa Engineer. In addition to the Super Soaker, Dr. Lonnie Johnson also invented the Nerf Gun and holds over 100 patents. CRACKED.COM — Source

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