26 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 11, 2024

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26 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Peacock’s newsroom-set Office follow-up just had its three newest cast members unveiled in the most meta way possible. 

A Southern California newspaper revealed that Chelsea Frei, Melvin Gregg and Ramona Young are officially part of the untitled Greg Daniels and Michael Koman series — not because the paper was reporting news delivered by the trades or because any of the three actors are from the area. Instead, the Palisadian-Post shared that the trio shadowed staff members in a number of different departments “to gain a deeper understanding of the inner-workings of a local publication.”

Meanwhile, Bad Bunny is making a meme a reality. The Puerto Rican rapper who once went viral for dressing like Adam Sandler at Super Bowl 58 is now joining the actor on the set of Happy Gilmore 2. Netflix also took to Instagram to announce that Christopher McDonald and Julie Bowen are set to reprise their roles as the antagonistic Shooter McGavin and Happy’s love interest Virginia Venit respectively.

Over on the timeline, the comedians are well under par with some hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a handy sixth sense, a chicken sandwich two centuries in the making and the titular X-File. 

iza @wIwsfilm . 1d 0:08 WHO ARE T logging into twitter. the video ends when i get mad T1J 4K 3.7K views 6 hours ago 21 9.2K 83K del 1.3M
Rhadijah + @gwenisonline.1 16h ... big day for these dolls today 4 454 3.4K del 42K
Wesley Boutilier @WesleyBout. 1d You have to watch it or the next season of The Mandalorian won't make sense DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 1d Tonight's presidential debate will be streamed on Disney+ and Hulu for the first time ever. KAMALA DONALD HARRIS TRUMP abc NEWS PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE abc TUESDAY 9p ET STREAM ON hulu Disney+ abc NEWSLIVE 49 3.5K 68K 1.7M
emi @em_zamo 1d ... she looks like a hot superhero whose weapon is spoons UNTIL FRM 56 537 3K 1.2M
lena (spilled) fan account @justlivmagic 1d she's making him watch twilight to prepare for their halloween costume @PopBase 1d Pop Base Olivia Rodrigo shares that she's currently watching 'Twilight.' oliviarodrigo 20s 18 3.5K 84K 1.4M
Justin Klugh @justin_klugh 17h ... Matt Strahm, leaving his evening yoga class without an instructor, ready to throw hands. TB 4 9 P 8 0-0 UCETA P:21 BX Phillin Priblies IBX llie Phillier 460 23 5.3K 169K
Missouri Mike @Missouri_Mike13 . 1 19h ... I hope everyone leaves milk and cookies out tonight for George. 27 761 15K 638K
Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn 1d ... Paddington on Hot Ones Stephen Fry ... @stephenfry Oh dear. Oh my. Oh heavens. Bless my soul. Oh lor. Heck. 18:33 0 08/09/2022 from Earth 1,357 Retweets 1,035 Quotes 39.8K Likes 477 Bookmarks Stephen Fry @step... 08/09/2022 ... I don't know why I'm sobbing. Silly really. Oh dear. 1,482 1,250 31.2K 9 669 13K 400K
Professor Gabriel Itch @RevDocBobSac. 1d ... Her: are you fucking stupid or something?? Me: GUCCI GUCCI 502 6.2K 112K 4.9M
Jack @jackfromohio 1d Nah man don't buy AirPods. You need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520 1.2K 29K 397K 12M

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Shasti @sh44sti.1d (horniest a guy has ever been) heeey! how's life treating you? 188 7.1K 112K 3.4M
к @843KT 15h ... Chickens and Cows hearing that Dogs and Cats are being eaten now 192 9.3K 64K 1.2M
@graveghostie 12h rorh GUYS I HAVE NOT DONE HRT I AM NOT A TRANS WOMAN IM SORRY TO DECEIVE YOU BY LOOKING LIKE A TWINK AS A TEEN rory @graveghostie 15h anyone wanna talk about this STAR WARS alamy IGE Birthday 115 3K 114K 2.5M
karl.exe @yungbaje. 19h HIM used to put on a pair of these at 11am and go antagonize three kindergarteners m @PRADAXBBY 1d cherry red boots 327 14K 78K 1.9M
Miranda Parkin @mparkinb 1d ... the year is 2029. you sit down to watch avatar 4. the speak no evil trailer starts to play. you are numb 20 319 6.7K del 177K
@missmilkton 17h apple she's the only one on shift tonight Ole 8:36m Pudelu JACK DANIELS Tito's 20N OLD NOZ OLD HACK DANIELS Boto and G I BRAND S BRAND LE 27 719 6.2K 140K
Paul Tassi @PaulTassi 1d ... is there a guy who just goes around and makes sure these 800,000 candles everywhere are lit at all times Edit Squad CHAIRON [MAGOS GALEO Intriguing. Predictions would determine a point nine.probability that you would- 883 785 22K 1.4M
wizz @twigspaste. 15h the two messy girls in middle school asking if you gay 11 323 4.8K 74K
kyle @numberoneszafan 19h ... My roommate has a sixth sense for when I'm jacking off and he utilizes it maliciously 61 166 10K 253K
Neil Gibbons @neilgibbons 20h ... In muppets christmas carol he is married to a pig but has a son who is 100% frog which you have to question elfie @elfbatross. : 21h the only famous 'nice guy' i have any faith in is kermit the frog. 147 884 23K 1.2M
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman . 2 22h So funny when celebs cheat and release a statement like please be considerate of my family like buddy seems as though you started it!!!! 58 2.4K 43K 507K
montanna @childinreverse. 1 13h knew it montanna @childinreverse . 5 5/21/24 he's pregnant BARBECU -AF- 23 992 42K 818K
Red @RedLi8ning 1d The GameStop employee when you try to trade your PS4 for a PS5 pro 219 4.5K 65K 1.6M
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 4h Oh god it's happening again DEPARTMENT BLUE POLICE R PORK NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews • 5h At 9:03 AM, United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the southern facade of the World Trade Center's South Tower. 39 1.4K 21K 450K
Good Grief. @NotoriousBIGTIM. 3h Yeah it was part of the Lousiana Purchase. Zach Harper @talkhoops.4 4h They have Popeyes in Paris? LE LAEK PARIS P peyes Biddy 03 PIN the CIPOE KARSO GH-901-WX Be lib 248 44K 5.8K 1.2M
Maddie (ghosts are real) @Picklemaddierix 17h THE CANE FROM CITIZEN KANE FROM eeps Humanoid History @HumanoidHistory.19h THE EX-FILES premiered on this night in 1993. 24 1.1K 27K 457K

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