48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of September 2, 2024

She’s dilling with a lot right now
48 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of September 2, 2024

You’re probably aware by now that multiple iterations of a Minecraft film adaptation have been developed and abandoned for the better part of a decade. Given the long wait, fans of the pixelated game were excited to finally catch a glimpse of what Warner Bros. will be releasing in theaters next year. 

The first trailer for A Minecraft Movie, which stars Jason MomoaJack Black and Danielle Brooks, was released this week, and unfortunately for all of those involved, the online critics didn’t hold back. Many roasted the “terrifying to look at” animation style, while others pointed out that director Jared Hess might want to be on the lookout for a group of murderous 10-year-olds.

That said, the Minecraft trailer might have taken the brunt of the burns this week, but it was far from the only thing getting roasted. Other digital burn victims included polyamorous lovers, an NFL star whose outfit needs some biscuits and practically named Pennsylvania cities.

KILL @broztitute 22h that chicken died for nothing Don Julio. @ItsLungadonsa . 1d Chicken briyani 695 21K 253K 7.4M
Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCo... 1d ... Ted 3 took a weird turn The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle - 1d 'BUDDY' is now streaming on Netflix. A pilot joins forces with a walking, talking teddy bear to save the comatose air traffic controller he's in love with from organ traffickers. AXII 28 1.4K 25K 580K
ProfessionalWeirdo @Weirdo4075 2d The animation literally looks like this THIS WILL BE GRAPHICS M IN 2014 Minecraft @Minecraft 2d Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025. A CRAFT V 24 TEASER 201 8.1K 128K 2.5M
atrophy wife @zuza_real 1d triple platinum on facebook 9 G-PORTAL.COM>> English @gportalint . 2d Replying to @Minecraft When there is no coffee in the morning 1 42 5.5K 72K
Brooklyn Summer @BrooklynSummer_ 1d She is serving Serbian granny from a lost village madonna ... ESARVE AVLENPRIN 19 AVC EMCOSICIVLI COLONIAX 34 995 17K 344K
Маделейн. @normalmadeline. 23h the best part of all of this was that nobody ever mentioned the movie ever again Pop Base @PopBase. 1d 2 years ago today, 'Don't Worry Darling' premiered at the Venice Film Festival. FRED MOSTINA INTERNAZIONALE THE FESTIVAL MATOURAFICA NSIDER TO FB 31 2.3K 1 55K
Tyler @TylerHerrick-17h Harrison Butker just fell to his knees ny Justin Penik @JustinPenik - 18h TRAINING CAME A rainbow in Kansas City. Football is back. GEHA FIELD 33 827K 687 27K
Unregistered Hypercam 2 @jamieleecuntis - 1 1d kim petras would've ate tf up in this movie DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 2d First look at Jack Black as Steve in the live-action 'MINECRAFT' movie. 80 540 11K 508K
Anne Writes Comics! @AnneComics 2d Ashamed to be a comic book movie Ashamed to be a musical Honestly, at this point, I'm half expecting them to be like Actually I wouldn't describe this as a movie...we don't want people to think this is a movie, it's more of an dramatic artistic experience DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 2d Lady Gaga says she wouldn't describe 'JOKER 2' as a musical. The music is a way to give the characters a way to express themselves because the dialogue wasn't enough (via: Deadline) 70 18K 2K 410K
esra @1989healy. 17h Не looks like a dipped teabag be so fucking serious Tiffani @PALLOTAYVIS 20h Не ate with this fit 49 763 27K 664K
gavin ivanovich @gmoult . 2d ... every city in pennsylvania is named like its 1892 Minersville Factoryville ork St 8 E Main St Oil City Mechanicsburg W Main St 114 E Simpson St OIL CITY SOUTH SIDE HISTORIC 459 4.7K 95K 2.3M
will @siteprotagonist 1d poly people are NOT waking up at 8 am Tori Thee Goddess @ComfyGoddess.2d MONOGAMY POLYAMORY 8:00 8:00 MORNING BEAUTIFUL MORNIGN HONEY! MORNING MY LOVE:** GOOD MORNING CHUBBY WAKE UP, SWEETIE! HAVE A GREAT DAY BAE! LOVE U, PUPPY :D ELS_COMICS 368 3.7K 121K 2.7M
These Just Tweets @IonCareeeeeee . 1 19h The K silent not invisible love MissNewKnew @Wifaay 23h Why are yall actin like yall new that man 552 9.5K 93K 2.7M
M.E @Emmys 1d ... Told my 56-year-old coworker that I'm a bit anti-social and he said yeah I noticed that about you, you don't necessarily light up a room 946 12K 235K 5.2M
PointlessHub @HubPointless 2d ... It's Jumanji but fucking terrifying to look at Minecraft @Minecraft. 2d Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025. A CRAFT V 24 TEASER 39 32K 1.6K 522K
Dollip THE BIRTHDAY GAL @DollipDaze 2d she looks like a republican's wife that was progressive in college but changed her mind when she got money 2.9K 49K 747K 186
Reevie @reevierat. 2d *curb your enthusiasm theme plays* DiscussingFilm DF ... @DiscussingFilm Jared Hess says his live-action 'MINECRAFT' movie aims to avoid an ugly Sonic situation. I just can't disappoint the 10-year-olds, or they're going to murder us. (Source: sltrib.com/artsliving/202...) 4.8K 342 74K 1.3M
mia @arrivalleneuve 1d joaquin phoenix left likely thing for him to do FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Joaquin Phoenix left the #JokerFolieADeux Venice premiere a few minutes before the 11-minute standing ovation ended. 0:05 17 738 20K 503K
harrison @harrisondubay.2d Child Left Behind Woah Vicky @woahhvickyyy 2d Why does democract have the word demon in it Readers added context It does not. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dem... Show this note 28 1K 22K 738K
Wong Updates @WongUpdates 2d ... Can't wait to hear Jack Black say I'm Steve before every movie I see for the next 6 months DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.2d The first trailer for the live-action 'MINECRAFT' movie has been released. A CRAFT In theaters on April 4, 2025. V 11:18 TEASER 170 1.3K 38K 922K
char @marshalssoup 2d why are these the only faces rob mcelhenney can do 10 201 3.9K 68K
4TyposFull @kenny_lamar7.17h Somebody needa pass Russ he lowkey stinking the graphic up MOST RUSHING YARDS BY A QB NFL HISTORY FALCONS 1 0 LAMAR RUSSELL MICHAEL САМ NEWTON JACKSON WILSON VICK 6,109 5,628 5,307 5,321 675 1.8K 27K 1.2M
Rica2x @lovveRica 1d ... Girl who is David ; @TANYZUS_.11 david and busters an elite dating location idc what yall say Imao 858 15.3K 167K del 6.6M
Lex @lexspicelatte.2 21h ... i would have been SOOOO good at being a peasant 79 3,792 69.1K 1.2M
Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigr... 20h ... Не looks like a care assistant in a nursing home where they neglect the residents. DEFINITELY CITY 12/09/2024 GET NOTIFIED MANCHESTER CITY PUMA 93 237 4,662 245K
carter hambley @carterhambley- 1h ... seeing my girl lost in a corn maze would give me the ick. my wife would never get befuddled by grain 8 258 3,935 del 74.7K
auto ALJ Dredd @UnionSaltBae 1d + - Me: what a nice weekend. I'm in such a a good mood. Time to fly home TSA agent: well if it isn't the dumbest and ugliest bitch in the world 29 2,228 48.2K del 1.1M
lachlan @fartandsoul_.20h ... CC me when i get struck by lightning OL nitsi I succession broadwa... 1d Kieran Culkin and Jesse Eisenberg at yesterday's A Real Pain panel! via: hollywood elsewhere 11 706 23.9K 948K
Chappell Ellison @ChappellTr... 17h ... It is absolutely wild to see the LICENSE consequences of millennials entering peak buying power DRINKELODEON Rumrats silver rum lime malbec syrup orange essence Kenan + Mezkel mezcal - stoli O orange liqueur $ 15 Pineapple Under the tea aperol lime honey HeY Arnold Palmer cucumber jalapeno tequila pineapple blue curacao bourbon peach tea lemon lime blueberry tea not yellow chartreuse lemon-lime sod Legends of the Shirley tem ROCCO'S Modern Rye vodka ginger syrup lime rye sweet vermouth grenadine soda luxardo cher montenegro chocolate bitters toasted marshmallow Ginny Neutron old tom gin pineapple agav smoked
reverie. @cryptnoire 1d THIS STILL MAKES ME SCREAMSHSKAHS Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real l. 2/17/10 #handsdown Light-skinned women usually have better credit than a dark-skinned women...Broke ass dark hoes....lol 176 1,071 539 Amberly Arko @AmberlyArko 40m I know this tweet is old but still....so I guess your mama's score is like what? 100? 1 5 I'm the Dame Lillard of getting play 32m His mom has been dead for years 2 2 Amberly Arko @AmberlyArko Replying to @This_JUSTin_16 and @KevinHart4real Oh ok what she die from bad credit? 4/21/18, 12:10 PM 4 Retweets 17 Likes 115 4,734 59.3K 948K
Kae @Jolly_Blaziken. 4h We're all gonna die Pop Base @PopBase 13h NATO shares brat-themed post. nato peace 39.9K 700 2,283 nato Summer might be over but the osal for peace remains 8 2,192 25K 398K
TylerCWhitmore @TylerC... 23h ... Robert Downey Jr. must be making a surprise cameo @Discu... 23h 4F DiscussingFilm 'KNIVES OUT 3' reportedly has a $210M budget. The first film only cost $40M (Source: theinsneider.com/p/ lanterns-jos...) Wake Hp Dead Man ٨ Knives Out Mystery 29 1,063 40.6K 936K
Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog 13h ... This is way worse than just being useless. Damon Beres @dlberes 19h People will be like, generative Al has no practical use case, but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, SOOOO Phone Clock Google Maps YouTube Phone Clock Google Maps YouTube 2 31 Wallet Reminders Calculator Google Calendar Wallet Reminders Calculator Google Calendar A R The Atlantic Notes Slack Reader Notes The Atlantic Slack Reader tup NEW NEZEST NYTimes Wash Post Gmail Authenticator NYTimes Wash Post Gmail Authenticator X e 13 50
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy 23h ... if you ever make me food and I find out later that your cat was involved in every step of the process, I'm gonna be really mad Posts Of Cats @PostsOf... 1d That cat looks like it works a 9-5 and has bills to pay FC 190 YROLASNM 0:46 298 3,426 42.9K 1.9M
ARIOROI layne team future... @ink0... . 1d ... no one was autistic in the 80s LMAO00000000000OO Mila Joy @MilaLovesJoe. 2d Remember the 1970s and 1980s when no one was autistic, gluten intolerant, or transgender. ... 133 2,936 44.2K 1.4M
briana. @briasoboojie 1d Nicole Kidman works like she's on the verge of homelessness. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpd... 1d The official trailer for 'THE PERFECT COUPLE' has been released. Starring Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Meghann Fahy, Eve Hewson, Dakota Fanning, Ishaan Khatter, Billy Howle and Jack Reynor. cc THE PERFECT COUPLE Am I under arrest, or can I go get something to eat? 135 2,091 34K 1.3M
Tom. @NotThatTomGreen 19h ... Imagine being such a piece of shit that the only bigger piece of shit you can think of in your profession literally murdered his family. FADE @FadeAwayMedia-20h If Chris Benoit can do the crap he did and the fans still love him - Hulk Hogan on wrestling fans forgiving past mistakes (IMPAULSIVE) cc 0:13 52 966 7,463 del 279K
Apocaloptimist @Apocaloptimi... 1d ... IQ is an accurate predictor of intelligence in that if you meet someone whose worldview is centered around it, you know immediately they're one of the dumbest motherfuckers out there. Boccaccio @Bocc_accio.2d The higher your IQ, the more rights you should have. 500 14.5K 204K 5M
@killthe_s... 22h scary girlfriend ... laughing maniacally like a king at his jesters while clicking the view button: yes yes. bring out the fool This Post is from an account you muted. View 86 16.9K 145K 2M
nopeify @nopeify 18h Worst Headline you'll read today and there's like 10 wars happening Dexerto @Dexerto.1 19h The Hawk Tuah Girl is launching her own podcast under Jake Paul's media company PA levelan! 285 8,982 204K 7.4M
Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane 18h another one for the list Things that are only in NYC Corner stores Bacon egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches Pizza Paying attention to things Samuel F. Reynolds @Unlo... 1d If you're not from NYC or lived there, you might not understand this. One thing I loved about living in NYC is how it forced me to pay attention to... 123 2,354 41.4K del 1.4M
the notorious A.L.B @albs_wo... 17h ... Is she on peoples court? @sabrinathinker.1 1d sabrina carpenter, what a woman 48 1,844 39.4K 1.1M
Caroline Renard @carolineren... 17h ... You'll be having a good day and here comes a cyber truck. 62 2,602 15K 496K
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_.1d ... when I was a teller at the bank a guy asked me out after I had just refunded his nsf fee and I asked with what money and that was the first time my manager and I had a little chat about being more gracious in a customer service role 58 179 5,507 del 139K
BIG мо... @JaYunnaMonae. 1d ... bitches be 22 with 4 kids talking bout i'm single bitch you with the gang and the mob wat is you thinking 749 10.5K 81.4K 2.7M
Mal @nevermindbruhh - 1 1d ... apple photos will make an entire montage of the worst person you've ever met and add some jazz music on top of it, and then title it The Good Days 382 19.4K 137K 2.6M
THIS Ree @Moanerleaser 22h Tough thyme you're having! emj. @yagye0n 1d ex gf moved out and took all the herbs and spices. i will never financially recover from this 139 7,393 66.2K 1.8M
Salena Koster @Salencita 1d ... We are getting ready for a wedding and my son told me he likes my dress because I look like the towels from the bathroom. Не got me. ALT 92 2,079 114K 1.1M

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