20 Scientifically Alarming Song Lyrics

‘Sometimes the sun goes ‘round the moon’
20 Scientifically Alarming Song Lyrics

Most of today’s bangers are little more than glorified instructions re: how and where to drop it, but occasionally, people do still write songs that mean something. We give those songwriters a fair amount of leeway as far as the colorful language and metaphors they use to describe a feeling, a relationship or dropping it. Sure, fine, it lifts you up where you belong, it’s a battlefield, it’s like it’s hot.

But sometimes, they go too far. They stray into territory artists have no business in, like physics or manual labor, and the “metaphor” is so wrong that it just distracts you from the emotions you’re supposed to feel. Suddenly, you’re googling instead of boogying. So when user dodorextoast asked r/AskReddit, “What is (the) most scientifically incorrect song lyric?” a whole lot of artistic licenses got revoked.

EatSleepJeep 1y ago There is no dark side of the moon really... FINALLY! SOMEONE TELLS IT RIGHT... ...Matter of fact it's all dark. NOOOOOOOO
Downtown-Command-295 1y ago The MonStars anthem from the Space Jam soundtrack. I'm 28 light-years old.
robertjoshuat . 1y ago And birds go flying at the speed of sound
groundsgonesour 1y ago A venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed
dubkitteh1 1y ago three hundred sixty-five degrees/burning down the house. i'm pretty sure a typical house fire is more like 800 or 900°F.
stellarfury 1y ago I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue - Apologize, OneRepublic Blue flames are, in most circumstances, hotter than red ones.
GwenLikesRice 1y ago Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago Are you sure about that, Sade?
Oznondescriptperson 1y ago I'm like a bird ... I don't know where my home is I wonder if anyone has ever used a homing pigeon to send a USB with this song saved on it?
Broken_castor 1y ago Frank Ocean references getting hickeys on my aorta in Earl Sweatshirts song Sunday and I'm not sure where these hickeys were supposed to actually be but under NO circumstances should somebody be kissing an aorta.
QueenHigbe 1y ago It's the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centrifugal motion It's perpetual bliss -This Kiss, Faith Hill Centrifugal force or motion pushes away, she likely meant centripetal motion, which would draw her and her love interest together rather than push them away from each other.
duckduckberry 1y ago Edited 1y ago Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts and you're in fight or flight mode. Your sympathetic nervous system does fight/flight(/fawn/freeze) and your parasympathetic nervous system does rest/relax
ZeleniChai 1y ago I get a thousand hugs, from ten thousand lightning bugs So each lightning bug gives 1/10 of a hug? How does that even work? The math's not mathing on this one.
Smashmouth_Girl . 1y ago Lizzo has a song with, I dont get dehydrated, I moisturize daily. It's a little concerning, cause that's not how that works. Please drink some water.
VoteMe4Dictator 1y ago Because I'm back, on the rag and ovulating A) Eminem does not have a uterus. But it's figurative, so I let it slide. B) Ovulation is basically the opposite of menstruating. They are not concurrent.
formerly_gruntled 1y ago Edited 1y ago Sherry Crow, who I really like, wrote Good is Good And everytime you hear the rolling thunderYou turn and run before the lightning strikes Umm, lighting travels faster than sound. Every time I hear it, my mind plays me some Bob Seger, because it's so awesome; Felt the lighting, and waited on the thunder. Не paid attention in science class.
AudiieVerbum . 1y ago Thunder only happens when it's raining. Rain and thunder, while correlated, are not linked in any causal capacity.
EvenSpoonier 1y ago I know that I must do what's right/As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. It doesn't.
kid_ampersand 1y ago Edited 1y ago Sometimes the sun goes 'round the moon. No, it doesn't, Vanessa Williams. That would be catastrophic.
crowan83 1y ago Jay-z I'm half man, half mammal. No, HOV, you're 100% both.
thesuprememacaroni 1y ago I don't fuck with the condoms cuz the condoms is a problem with the AIDS gettin sprayed - Biggie

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