34 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 1, 2024

Earlier this week at Comic-Con, Jamie Lee Curtis participated in a rapid-fire questions game with MTV, and said what’s been on a few people’s minds lately. When asked what phase the MCU is currently in, the Borderlands star blurted out, “Bad,” which earned her a few laughs from the Marvel haters in attendance. But after the clip went viral, Curtis retracted her response and issued an apology to Kevin Feige that almost certainly sets the stage for an inevitable cameo in a future Deadpool sequel.

Meanwhile, one SNL star is eschewing dating apps in favor of a more unconventional matchmaker: Jason Momoa. Ego Nwodim, who befriended the Aquaman actor after his recent hosting stint, has asked Momoa to set her up with someone. Although Momoa claims to not know any guys who are worthy of her, Nwodim still spontaneously texts him, “Who you wit?,” prompting him to send a photo of the first man in his line of vision. Nwodim detailed the ongoing bit during a recent visit to Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live, and shared that her latest potential suitor would have been a stranger at the airport.  

If all else fails, Nwodim can find a date the way God intended: by scrolling the timeline. There’s certainly no shortage of hilarious posters to choose from. Today’s funniest tweets include those about someone accidentally confessing their love to the bus driver, the worst midair violation since 9/11 and a proposal for more Halloweens.