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On one hand, sure, now we know what the most common bird on the planet is. But we sure could have gone for eternal life or the eradication of all disease.

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The most densely populated island on Earth is the size of two soccer fields. Santa Cruz del Islote in the Archipelago of San Bernardo off the coast of Colombia is only two acres, but 500 people are packed into 155 houses on the island. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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A chili pepper was developed to be so hot it could be used as anesthetic. The Dragon's Breath chili pepper, invented by hob- by-grower Mike Smith, is so hot it could potentially cause a deadly anaphy- lactic shock that closes your airway. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Aging

22% of Americans are over the age of 60. This is much higher than the global percentage of 12, but the rest of the world should catch up by 2050. The percent- age of US senators over 60 is 70%. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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You can watch the population of the world grow in real time. The current world popula- tion on Worldometers.info runs in real time, so you can watch all 7.9 billion of us en- ter and leave this mortal coil as you sit safe at your com- puter - until you, too, join the tally. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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The most typical person is a 28-year-old Chinese man. They are right-hand- ed, make less than $12,000 a year, they have a mobile phone, and they do not have a bank account. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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The most common bird on Earth is the red-billed quelea. Native to sub-Saharan Afri- ca, these little birds are considered agricultural pests because their mas- sive flocks can obliterate entire crops. There are an estimated 1 to 10 billion queleas. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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An American coin that never went into circulation was bought at auction for $7 million. A The 1933 Double Eagle was a $20 U.S. coin made of gold, of which only 9 survived their destruction by being stolen by U.S. Mint workers. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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The youngest country in the World is 11 years old. South Sudan in North Africa just gained its in- dependence from Sudan in 2011. 98.83% of the 12 million residents sup- ported independence in January, 2011. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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There are one billion oysters in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay. Due to overfishing and dis- ease, the oyster population was dwindling, but thanks to the Army corps and conservators, the state is now home to the world's largest man-made oyster reef. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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7% of every human to ever exist is currently alive on Earth. Since our evolution 50,000 years ago, 108 billion Homo sapiens have been born into the world. Only about 1 to 15 million of us were around during the ad- vent of agriculture in 10,000 B.C. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Whale sightings near New York City have increased by 540% since 2010. The number of whales (mostly humpbacks) spot- ted in the waters off New York City has risen from just five sightings in 2010 to 272 in 2018 thanks to several environmental poli- cies. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Dr. Seuss' name isn't pronounced the way you think. Theodor Seuss Geisel used his mother's maiden name, Suess, and their family pro- nounces it as soice (rhyming with voice). CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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The ozone layer should heal itself within 50 years. The recovery is thanks in large part to the Montreal Protocol of 1987, which put a global ban on chlorofluo- rocarbons, which were found in refrigerators, aerosol cans, and dry-cleaning chemicals. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Your middle finger has the fastest growing nail. You just looked at your fin- gers, didn't you? While nails usually grow about 3.47 millimeters a month, those on your dominant hand grow faster, as do the nails on your longer fin- gers. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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The anechoic chamber at Microsoft is so quiet you can hear your neck turning. Located at Microsoft's headquarters in Redmond, Washington, the lab room measures a background noise of -20.35 dBA, which is 20 decibels below the threshold of human hear- ing. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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The coldest temperature recorded on Earth would kill you in a few breaths. The -144 degrees Fahren- heit temperature was re- corded in Antarctica during a span of research between 2004 and 2016. At that temperature, breathing would induce hemorrhaging in your lungs and kill you. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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A Florida reef hosts an Underwater Music Festival every year. Held annually for more than three decades, the festival includes a pre-se- lected radio playlist that is streamed live from under- water speakers to an audi- ence of snorkelers and div- ers. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Twitter is a happier place in the summer. researchers looked at the tweets of 2.4 million people around the world for two years and found that leading up to the summer solstice, people posted significantly happier tweets than they did going into winter. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Dog days of summer comes from astrology. The dogs are a reference to Sirius the Dog Star, which ris- es in the sky during late July as a part of the Greater Dog constellation. To the Greeks and Romans, the dog days indicated the hottest time of the year. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Frisbees started out as empty pie tins. CLASS CHAMPIONS WORLD FRISBEE® معية WORLD FLYING DISC 165 G. University students in Bridgeport, Connecticut would play with the empty tins from the Frisbie Pie Company in 1871. Walter Frederick Morrison and War- ren Franscioni ran with the idea, creating the Flying Saucer in 1948. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW — Source

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Some sea snakes breathe out of the top of their heads. CRACKED.COM The blue-banded sea snake, Hydrophis cyano- cinctus, has a small hole and collection of blood vessels at the top of its head for picking up oxygen from the seawater and sending it to their brain. — Source

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Canada used a device to find gay and lesbian men and women. GRACKED.COM Called the Fruit Machine, the device was supposedly able to identify members of the LGBT+ by monitoring subjects as they were shown pornographic images with homosexual content. — Source

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Beethoven had a technique to hear his piano after he went deaf. CRACKED.COM Beethoven discovered that if he bit onto a metal pole that connected to the pia- no he was playing, he could hear almost perfect- ly well. This process is called bone conduction. — Source

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The number of active serial killers in the U.S. could be around 2,000. CRACKED.COM Using an algorithm that finds patterns in recent un- solved murders linked to at least one other murder through DNA, we can esti- mate the number of un- solved cases in the U.S. at any given time. — Source

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54% of people would choose their dog over their partner. CRACKED.COM More than half people sur- veyed would end a rela- tionship with someone if their dog didn't like them. The study also found that 94 percent of dog owners consider their dogs to be a part of their family. — Source

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The youngest person to appear on the Billboard chart was two-days-old. MPORTED ON TION CRACKED.COM Jay-Z included a clip of his daughter Blue Ivy Carter crying at the end of Glory, adding an official credit for the hours-old infant. — Source

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Toad buckets line the sides of roads in Germany. GRAGKED.COM Conservation organiza- tions installed more than 800 fences along popular roadways to catch toads in buckets before they end up in the street, to be re- leased into nearby forests at the end of the day. — Source

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Cheetahs can make a lot of noises, but they can't roar. CRACKED.COM From the Indianapolis Zoo: Cheetahs purr, bleat, bark, growl, hiss, and chirp but they don't roar. Roaring is made possible by a special two-piece hyoid bone in the throat, of which cheetahs have only one. — Source

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Each cast member of 'Friends' still earns $20 million a year from residuals. CRACKED.COM Part of the $1 bil- lion-a-year earnings makes its way to the six actors since the cast ne- gotiated syndication rights before the show went off the air. — Source

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Mt. Everest is taller now than the last time we measured it. GRAGKED.COM Previous readings have ranged from 29,002 feet above sea level in 1856 down to 20,029 in 1955. The current measurement reads 29,031.69 feet, due to plate tectonics. — Source

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The entire human population can fit in Los Angeles. CRACKED.COM It wouldn't be too comfort- able, but all 7.5 billion peo- ple could be squeezed into the 500 square mile parcel of land we call Los Ange- les. LA traffic would proba- bly not be noticeably worse. — Source

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The Fastest Gust of Wind Ever Recorded

The fastest wind gust on Earth was recorded in Australia in 1996. CRACKED.COM A tropical cyclone named Olivia hit off the coast of Barrow Island, an it's eye- wall (the area immediately outside the eye of a storm) produced a gust of wind going 253 miles per hour. — Source

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Climate change is causing flowers to change color. CRACKED.COM Scientists determined that the UV pigmentation in flowers has increased over time which has led to the degradation of their pol- len. The change isn't much for our eyes, but a big problem for pollinators. — Source

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Having an extra bone in your knee is becoming more common. CRACKED COM Some people have a bone in their knee called a fabella, which has an unknown pur- pose and was fading away. In 1918, 11% of the popula- tion had the bone, which has jumped to 39% by 2018. — Source

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There was a baby-teething medicine in the 1800s that contained morphine. CRACKED.COM Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup promised to soothe your child, soften their gums and diminish their teething pain - which it probably did really well with all the morphine in it. — Source

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Suicide Prevention

One man saved over 200 people from taking their lives on the Golden Gate Bridge. CRACKED COM Officer Kevin Briggs, who battles depression himself, retired in 2013 after saving hundreds of lives. Не wrote a book and now goes on speaking tours to encourage public discussion of suicide and mental illness. — Source

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Iron

We have enough iron in our blood to form a three-inch nail. CRACKED.COM Iron helps our red blood cells carry oxygen, which is necessary for producing energy throughout the body. The three grams of iron within us, if it were ex- tracted and melted down, could produce one nail. — Source

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There is no such thing as pear cider. CRACKED.COM Perry is the alcoholic drink made from pears, which was popular in England un- til the 20th century and then revived as pear ci- der. Cider, however, is ex- clusively made from fer- mented apples. — Source

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Pineapple can't be made into jelly because it breaks down gelatin. GRACKED.COM The enzyme bromelain, found in pineapples, breaks down protein chains, making it a natural meat tenderizer and dan- gerous to handle for long periods of time without protective gloves. — Source

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Creedence Clearwater Revival has the most #2 hits without ever making #1. CRACKED.COM Between 1969 and 1970, the band scored five #2 singles on the Billboard Top 100 -Proud Mary, Bad Moon Rising, Green River, Travelin' Band, and Lookin' Out My Back Door - but never #1. — Source

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