33 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 26, 2024
![33 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 26, 2024](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/2/1122482_320x180.jpg)
The Fall Guy is showing the stunt community even a little more love. When the Universal Pictures flick dives onto Peacock at the end of August, it’s doing so with 20 additional minutes of footage not seen in the original theatrical cut. With so much more action being made accessible to a wider audience, Ryan Gosling’s hopes “to get stunt people an Oscar” is one fiery leap closer to materializing. At the very least, that sequel script he and co-star Emily Blunt crafted as a writing exercise could become a reality.
Gosling isn’t the only one eager to jump back into a hot rod. Mark Hamill took a high-octane trip down memory lane when he made an appearance in Green Day’s music video for their new single Corvette Summer, which borrows its name from the 1978 film starring Hamill. The band shared that they wanted to pay homage to their favorite cult classic, and admitted to “blowing the entire budget” on the Star Wars icon.
With all that full-throttle news, be sure to still pump the brakes a bit and enjoy some hilarious tweets as well. Today’s funniest include those about a specific parking space, a holy croissant and two contenders for the worst album cover of all time.
![Rams @ramenrams.1 1d Hate getting my hoes mixed up like oh sorry you're not the one that loves brutalist design my fault twin.. 11 696 8,205 del 220K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/5/1122515.jpg)
![@slipperygoblin 14h goblin ... the dentist just told me I have the beginnings of acid erosion damage due to excessive pepsi max consumption. well yeah of course I'm drinking so much it's not pepsi minimum is it 15 85 1,339 136K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/4/1122514.jpg)
![Rob Milton @therobmilton 1d ... - dare I say it's a tie? george LORD SPLIT ME OPEN DUKE Dukey Treats Dr. Juanita Bynum POP GRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d What is the worst album cover of all time? 138 1,526 6,483 509K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/3/1122513.jpg)
![r @AQUAKTTY. 1d .. the first sentence of this tweet has me cryinggggggg tumblr babe @trapezoi... 1d Is anyone available to pick me up from the hospital with a car seat rn since it looks like I was born yesterday? Why tf would I promote the brand of someone who has spo... 36 9,721 103K 2.6M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/2/1122512.jpg)
![jz2 @mixedgrass666 - 1 19h ... Yes and they are too cryptic for language christine @christineist - 1d do you have any default rules for your life? like no bread or always go on 2 dates something 2 655 5,884 191K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/1/1122511.jpg)
![@4ngelic • 1d ... Thread tanlor @anglscry i had a dream a new york rat that was the size of me told me to get off the train and i said alright sir a 19 615 8,108 144K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/0/1122510.jpg)
![Louise @Selkies_ 11h ... Present Very obsessed with the WIDE stance she does when she's annoyed at me 171 10.6K 132K 1.6M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/3/1122503.jpg)
![Qadi @BigQadi.1 1d ... this spot reserved for ppl that twerk at babies COCOICE_ @ms0nig... 1d who is this spot reserved for? 136 6,415 65.5K 2.1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/5/1122505.jpg)
![vaebae @nevaehjanyal. 21h ... LMAOO my lil sister boyfriend is funny af YESTERDAY 11:3 Where yo sister ??? Hello Y'all will be delt wit 707 4,148 70K 1.2M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/2/1122502.jpg)
![Jay @BLACKDISCDX-21h ... Realized why the job is hiring mid interview Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction. 10 1,004 24.4K 322K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/7/1122507.jpg)
![Julian @365partytwink.16h ljbol this bio is crazy Chatted 37 minutes ago STRAIGHT DL Online now ABOUT ME NPNC - Straight, DL, Bi, proud father of 2. Not Looking, looking 4 fun only - if im online im looking - only browsing not looking. STATS 5'8 Average 376 1,229 29.3K 967K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/1/1122501.jpg)
![louka @butterflylouka 22h ... she looked so fucking crazy here GIF ALT 89 1,061 18.7K 392K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/8/1122508.jpg)
![Ben Rosen @ben_rosen - 17h ... no respect, i tell ya. my wife made me sleep on the couch and it also said it was too tired 110 2,900 40.4K 1.1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/4/1122504.jpg)
![teryn @youngtiddy·1 19h (driving stoned) wow this should not be legal 10 702 13.8K 352K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/9/1122509.jpg)
![aLec robBins @alecrobbins.20h ordered a dvd on ebay and the guy messaged me like hey i'm actually gonna be by your house later today to see a movie, mind if i just I drop it off personally. this must be what 1600s felt like 55 1,363 76.2K 821K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/6/1122506.jpg)
![Mikehole @Michael... 17h ... Avatar: No Loads Refused was already taken? it Discovering Pandora @di.... 22h During IMAX's Investor Presentation Slate Avatar 3 was shown to indeed be called Avatar The Seed Bearer! #Avatar #Avatar3 Disney AVATAR THE SEED BEARER 15 585 8,288 369K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/9/1122499.jpg)
![jacob jones @jacobfuknjones.2 22h ... cigarette mukbang 57:22 CIGARETTE MUKBANG (HELLA BUZZED) ... jacobfuckingjones S.23K views 1 day ago 121 3,652 33.8K 899K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/5/1122495.jpg)
![the middle of nowhere @caleb... 11h ... deadpool is madea for white people 21 261 1,307 62.5K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/6/1122496.jpg)
![Wraith @WraithLaFrentz-22h You are not just a girl. Women are strong, capable, and intelligent. You dumb fucking bitch 4 285 2,964 del 63.1K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/8/1122498.jpg)
![Greg @halloimgreg· 16h Walked into a hookup's apartment and they had dozens of pairs of Mickey Mouse ears framed on their wall. GIF 16 89 3,628 104K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/0/0/1122500.jpg)
![Lily @Ikol_Tweets-1d impormable Old dude came in the shop and when I said lemme know if you have any questions he goes what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse, thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. Не says you're only the second person who knew that and I said well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great. Не left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/7/1122497.jpg)
![Wild Geerters @steinkobbe 15h J.D. Vance has made it to Norwegian news media J.D. Vance Hadde ikke sex med sofa Pà sosiale medier spres det oppsiktsvekkende-og usanne - rykter om republikanernes visepresidentkandidat J.D. Vance. 71 753 7,864 370K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/4/1122494.jpg)
![Women Posting W's @wom... 17h ... I lied, there is no sex Now help me fold my laundry 104 4,642 43.7K 1.7M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/2/1122492.jpg)
![Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti 16h ... HOLLYWOOD Couldn't muster a piss but lord I'll be FM back 1 NOT TLING - 18 455 12.6K 673K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/3/1122493.jpg)
![jb @ghostofjohnbro - 1 1d who else got the morbs? Got the morbs Article Talk XA Got the morbs is a slang phrase or euphemism used in the Victorian era. The phrase describes a person afflicted with temporary melancholy or sadness. The term was defined in James Redding Ware's 1909 book Passing English of the Victorian Era. 247 8,281 66.8K 2.8M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/1/1122491.jpg)
![Brock @brockomole 1h Reading at the local cafe >>> Him abica b AND F - 8.99 11 LA LE = 25c - 3.99 - II - US 90-74 BEER POLICE Premium WATER ULINE - IN STOCK PEPSI DX por . 4 334 4,720 64K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/9/1122489.jpg)
![grace @gracefurby 21h ... I was 9 years old on the family computer having the greatest New Year's Eve of my life Dec 31, 2012 x YouTube X Watched PSY-Gangnam Style ROM CuteChipmunksVideos 4:08 11:35PM - Details YouTube Searched for skrillex 10 hours 9:15PM.Details YouTube Searched for skrillex 9:15PM.Details YouTube x Searched for Justin beiber crying 4:44 PM-Details YouTube Searched for gangnam style 4:44 PM Details YouTube x Searched for how to bully old people in minecraft 3:17 PM - Details 19 1,008 19K 244K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/9/0/1122490.jpg)
![bailey moon @Baileymoon15.21h ... i wonder what this will be Joined July 2024 1 Follower Today This media is hidden It's hidden since it's from someone you don't follow. View media Hey can you help me put bagels on my big ass dick ? 4:35 PM Accept Block or report 34 46 1,612 73.9K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/5/1122485.jpg)
![@gir1genius 22h i think about this everyday For the 27th of September can you post birthday snoopy image. Pls it's my only bday wish love you so much snoopy girl May Allah reward you 11:03AM Thursday, October 12 May Allah strike you. 10:20AM Today Ramadan coming up pls forgive me 1:09 AM Accept 70 2,847 57K 910K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/6/1122486.jpg)
![Patrick @audiohymn.1d ... NO STER ABBEY 102 4,372 69.6K 1.5M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/4/1122484.jpg)
!['Y'X @balmelokhe. 1d my chocolate croissant unraveled itself and now is just a torah scroll you - a unige - .. - - - - and begin ОД 141 4,660 87.9K 1.4M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/7/1122487.jpg)
![Nick Prueher @nickprueher- 5h ... Still making fake magazines and leaving them in waiting rooms. This one resides at LabCorp in Queens. SPECIAL 30 TIPS FOR FLYING WITH YOUR PROSPECTOR Loving Care For the Prospector Enthusiant July 2024 PROSPECTOR FANCY PROSPECTOR - FANO + TIPS FOR FLYING WITH YOUR CONSARN- CONSARN- IT! IT! Mizuno TOTOL Your Conspector's Having A Bad Day PACK How To Tell If MULES! Your Pros pector's At Insider's Guide The Ultimate Companion Having A Bad Day don PACK To PROFILE - Gabby Hayes: MULES! The Original PROFILE An Insider's Guide Te Gabby Hayes: Longhair The Ultimate Companion The](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/8/1122488.jpg)
![Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrol... 3h ... Don't know what my married friends and I were expecting when we booked a hotel room for three. But I do think this is the funniest outcome. Three twin beds a foot apart from each other 33 89 3,820 57.5K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/8/3/1122483.jpg)