42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of July 22, 2024

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42 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of July 22, 2024

Marvel is getting ready for a big Deadpool & Wolverine payout this weekend as the R-rated superhero jaunt is projected to earn about $200 million at the domestic box office. But despite such colossal projections, critics who have already seen the movie are divided. Some have called it “the most fun you’ll have in theaters,” while others have deemed it a tepid, tacky and “soulless cash grab.” The battle on social media between die-hard fanboys and ardent MCU haters promises to be equally fierce. 

Not that the outcome matters much to Ryan Reynolds’ body of work. As one Twitter user already pointed out, Deadpool & Wolverine will merely be the latest addition to what could be “the worst filmography” ever. 

If it makes Reynolds feel any better, though, that was hardly the meanest thing offered up on the timeline this week. Other digital burn victims included Ed Norton’s head, an indecipherable picture and the power of tiny water bottles.

Andrews Steel @asteel2.2d are you gay or do you + have borderline personality disorder 233 ... 15 32 392 3.5K 216K
ASSO benji @AvaShadyFacts 3 3d paris hilton would attend the opening on an envelope POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 4d Ice Spice's debut album 'Y2K' gets co-signed by Paris Hilton in new video: That's hot! 234 5.2K 14 153K
tom_tuna @tom_tuna 2d ... This the new Harmony Korine movie - @_Gnarsenic . 2d MILK 3 248 4K 171K
Alphreid @WhiiteBoiDre 2d I don't pay so much in taxes for that grass to look like that President Biden @POTUS . 2d It's great to be back at the White House. 211 8.3K 140K 3.8M
TheMMAlien @TheMMAlien 2d ... Been trying to think of who Marcus McGhee reminds me of and I finally figured it out. B habbt H C 562 4.9K 49K 2.3M
nope @PrinceHAK33M· 1d Marriages too. Alicia Keys @aliciakeys 1d I know a piano hate to see me coming. 4.2K 20K 121K 7.9M
redux @lycragun.1 1d ... gm Might be a two coffee day I know a toilet HATE to see you coming 2 6.4K 124K 5.3M
kathleen @holdenfordfocus . . 1d ... my birth year starts with 1 so i'm physically incapable of reading this sentence let alone understanding it DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 1d A 'SKIBIDI TOILET' movie and TV franchise is in the works from Michael Bay. (Source: variety.com/2024/film/news...) 68K 2 117 2.3K
*S: @oneandsolly. 1d Omg he kinda looks like Allen from Smiling Friends?? @SPICENIKAS 4d this is central cee. Calling KIEIN 1.2K 23K 1M 135
normallegs @epthot_ 1d the name Ruth's Chris Steakhouse pisses me off so much. 1.4K 3.9K 60K 2.6M
Samson Adebayo @Kvngspice_ 2d Walking around looking like Nivea is crazy STYLESS MEN Stylish Men @_menstylish . 3d Navy + Grey NAVY GREY WHITE 336 24K 263K 4.6M
Santiago-Perez @Gabz_Amadi-1d ... And a photographer, it seems. REMZEL @ohremzel.1 1d nights like this with your favorite person 184 3,027 69.2K 1.3M
alex @ax_ferg 13h you cannot tell me this isn't george santos in drag again NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_... 21h Rep. Harriet Hageman (R-WY) calls Vice President Kamala Harris a DEI hire. 169 4,179 90.8K 2.2M
hannah strong @thethirdhan 4h ... why does ed norton's head look like that 150 431 9,647 del 271K
Swan @AndySwan 1d NEVER accept a small water bottle during a public event. They are designed to make you look stupid or evil. I cannot emphasize this enough. 203 625 15.6K 781K
Zero @zerowontmiss 1d LMFAO000000000000 #TheBoys E2 + 162.5K 7,064 7,973 I need you all to stop telling 31.2K me I look like Homelander's Shae son from the boys Yall stressing me 135 2,950 75.7K 1.5M
vo @vanillaopinions- 1d i still don't understand this photo 200 374 14.8K 573K
carter hambley @carterhambley- 1d ... dating apps should make people put how many stuffed animals they own. i'm done doing hand stuff in mr magoriums wonder emporium 116 3,503 81.8K 2.2M
HB @Casagrandezz•2 21h ... Once you're past like 26 you're no longer the young guy you're just a guy & you can see how people start treating you differently. 169 1,749 33K 1.4M
worm food @fr... 4h ... the only person who would say this is someone who has no knowledge of the human body. @starrchildx. 1d our bodies are too intelligently designed to not believe in a divine creator 257 2,063 36.1K 965K
B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin 18h ... Every Yankees pitcher looks like an undercover cop NY RR adidas 4 Twins 5 Final EXCLUSIVELY ON EDWA ESPN er: Walk-off single Trailed 4-1 entering bottom of 7th SATUR 18 186 3,879 214K
the wolf of poems @sabatonf... 21h ... It's crazy you can't tell who's Canadian on here they could be anyone 152 1,741 9,578 292K
Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight.2 21h Foot Locker employees on holidays 36 221 5,239 289K
super skinamarinkio @bottle... 21h ... NOT ONCEEEE NOT TWIIICEEEEE BUT AS MANY TIME AS I LIIIIIKE EFFREE STAR Hi, how are ya? 73 1,206 16.2K 566K
Marie! @jelleeheart. 1d Wife that died at the beginning of the movie @thinkharrison_ id George backstage at Top Of The Pops in 1969 (i and copyright: Harry Goodwin) 5 315 5,284 162K
grovy @grovymango 17h Shoutout to the Chinese for punishing Britain like this No Context Brits @NoC....2d You can't beat Chinese food. 57 2,200 45.7K 926K
Nate Varrone @natevarrone 13h ... I don't wanna say it but I'm pretty sure I know what Patrick is then if we're doing this now POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.21h Tom Kenny when asked by someone on the spectrum if SpongeBob is autistic: Yes, of course he is! That's his superpower, the same way it's your superpower. 88 570 20.9K 2.5M
John Frankensteiner @JFrank... 15h ... Apologies for sounding hyperbolic, but this is the worst filmography I've ever seen in my fucking life FILMS STARRING Ryan Reynolds ACTORY DECADE V GENRE V SERVICE Sort by POPULARITY ted DEADPOOL BULLET TRAIN DEADPOOL 2 FREE GUY X-MEN ORIGINS THE WOLVERINE PROPOSAL PIKACHU SUM RED NOTICE THE ADAM PROJECT ghosted FAST FURIOUS - CROODS GREEN LANTERN 1,165 3,117 43.7K del 2.1M
Aurora @SpectralAurora_. 3d ... my dad should NOT have used that emoji WhatsApp 4:01 PM Dad 4:01 PM Uber smells like feet mixed with ASS 208 7.2K 169K 2.4M
@elijahgemini - 5 5d june gemini She looks like if Will Ferrell was a lesbian elliot @smintyschiffer. 6d would 54 775 23K 870K
р!с* @quokkagatorr 3d scratchin out the name and number like there's somethin to take Cheapie13 @Cheapie13.3d Next beer on me 9:20 5G 97 1L Ask Fargo Sign off Good morning, EVERYDAY CHECKING -$3,715.61 Available balance 73 11K 252K 4.7M
not j*ss @itsnotjess123. 6d You replied SATC or girls first? satc is too fab and glam for u i fear the girls in girls are so low vibrational and terrible to one another itd really resonate with u 14 364 6.7K 255K
bum @BattleRapBum 5d jean puffer wit the jorts, i know billie eilish mad as hell she ain't wear this first NBA @NBA. 5d @paigebueckers1 @Flaujae courtside at #WNBAAIIStar Game! ABC InkBA WINIA ALLIF 0:02 221 11K 187K 4.6M
viagra @1800viagra 5d i wanna go to a boiler room set but scared of what i might smell 62 1.4K 11K 355K
SuckaFree™ @iBeSuckaFree.4d Y'all really be stupid Avy @NOTAVYVERT.4d United States is cooked I'm moving to Puerto Rico 569 16K 155K 4M
@BoatsNHoes___ 3d Himothy I would've put that mf on my gooch and showed him a real nightmare evil @evildeadthing. 5 5d A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) GIF 301K 3K 24K del 20M
soph @subwaydachshund-3 3d America is full of places that look like this called like The shops at the estates at Lakefield Shore ALON 903 11K 149K 4M
tim @deliclit 3d There are bobs. There are fuck ass bobs. And then there is this 64 767 24K del 779K
Regime Mentat @hemuphobia.3d This is gonna go crazy in the WhatsApp Karthik Soora @KarthikForTexas 3d x.com/mmodi93/status... Trust m doing drabhaydandekar ... In Sanskrit, Kamala means LOTUS In America, Kamala means POTUS 40 3.2K 82K the 2M
george slopadopolus @mustachetoilet 3d ... I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist. 227 4.6K 88K 2.1M
Jamie @spacej_me . 3d just bought milk at the gas station like some sort of pervert 56 261 4.1K 120K
JR @JayRRogers . 2d Angela Rockford @angie_g... 34m You just typing cause it's free Miss T @TayTfromTN 2 2d Ban grilled cheese sandwiches. Pointless sandwich. 43 18K 166K 3.9M

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