25 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 25, 2024

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25 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 25, 2024

The cast and crew of Inside Out 2 are feeling a lot of positive emotions right now. In just six weeks, the Pixar sequel skipped its way to the top of the record books, becoming the highest-grossing animated film of all time. In doing so, it surpassed a pair of Frozen flicks and last year’s smash hit The Super Mario Bros. Movie, with an impressive worldwide box-office take of $1.46 billion and counting. Not only did Riley and her emotions help Pixar reclaim the top spot, but the movie is also the first film of 2024 to cross the billion-dollar mark.

Meanwhile, another emotion is sabotaging a potential Facts of Life revival: greed. Mindy Cohn, who played Natalie Green in all nine seasons of the sitcom, was recently a guest on SiriusXM’s Jeff Lewis Live and revealed that the late Norman Lear approached the cast about reviving the Diff’rent Strokes spin-off following a positive response from ABC’s Live in Front of a Studio Audience special where episodes from the two shows were re-created. Following the suggestion, the cast “started to consider” a reunion series, but it ultimately never came to fruition as Cohn revealed that one of her co-stars “devastated” the cast by trying to “make a separate deal for a spin-off just for herself.” While Cohn never revealed the culprit, she did provide a few hints to narrow down who is responsible for ruining 40 years of sisterhood.

Thankfully, it’s all laughs on the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about how it feels wearing Uniqlo, humanity’s heroes and the unfortunate look of every Yankees pitcher.

Irishmann Carljob @b... 18h ... hiring british theatre actors is like a cheat code to good television which HBO takes full advantage of 45 1,270 21.1K 696K

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Marie! @jelleeheart. 1d Wife that died at the beginning of the movie @thinkharrison_ id George backstage at Top Of The Pops in 1969 (i and copyright: Harry Goodwin) 5 315 5,284 162K
charlie squire @evil_female. 8h ... how i feel when i wear head to toe uniqlo 21 1,982 29.8K 810K

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ufedo @theUfedo.4h I need a friend with benefits, Not SEXUALLY... I'm talking about Nepotism & Privilege. 41 6,916 18.9K 342K
Wild TikToks @wildtiktokss.1 1d ... People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day. 92 10.7K 120K 3.4M
grovy @grovymango 17h Shoutout to the Chinese for punishing Britain like this No Context Brits @NoC....2d You can't beat Chinese food. 57 2,200 45.7K 926K
super skinamarinkio @bottle... 21h ... NOT ONCEEEE NOT TWIIICEEEEE BUT AS MANY TIME AS I LIIIIIKE EFFREE STAR Hi, how are ya? 73 1,206 16.2K 566K
iamkp @whhooizKkppp 23h ... If you see me standing like this with my stuff ....I'm ready to go 95 9,195 37.6K 716K
the wolf of poems @sabatonf... 21h ... It's crazy you can't tell who's Canadian on here they could be anyone 152 1,741 9,578 292K
rayne @marvelbrinas 14h ... finding dua lipa luke @lipaxagb. 21h This would eat as dl4 logo LIPA DUA 19 1,012 29.5K 447K
Ros @hurricane_ros-1d ... A riddle wrapped in an enigma from my GP surgery this morning. Confirmation of appointment at 8:50AM on 29-Jul-2024 with Mrs R Haq. This is a face to face appointment, do not come to the practice. ALT5 22 182 13.5K 234K
jusme @earringdealer1.1 1d went n put on some timbs and POR @TJFx 1d The fact that Billie Eilish woke up one day, wrote Birds of a Feather and went about her business rattles me 15 917 10.7K 286K
jacky @JackWilliamRtF-19h CMON UMP WHATRE YOU BLIND 40 3,293 88.7K 1.5M
squirt kobain @theaprilpapers. 21h ... its crazy because god isn't real but he does punish me 10 806 4,479 635K
в @Breliloquy·1 19h ... Love watching The Bear when I'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day I'm having Carmy having a worse one. 24 1,586 7,607 del 165K
Cameron Bradford @camerob... .23h ... If a cop doesn't read me my Miranda rights, i usually help him out by asking some leading questions. Do i i have the right to remain silent? Etc. 1 21 1,020 del 16.9K
miss chad @laurenposting 13h My interview at hooters went dogshit they said I start as a linecook monday 6 24 668 30.1K
cloe @Adorecloxx 1d ... me when i can't turn my music louder bc it's already on full volume 47 6,097 19.7K 383K
pennyfan44 @ZennanSR· 17h l laughed really fucking hard when this showed up on my car 6:54 73°F freak bob Call 1:03 0:28 Setup Next Ptay Selection Previous Sourcé عيد 63 4,888 63.3K 694K
Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight.2 21h Foot Locker employees on holidays 36 221 5,239 289K
worm food @fr... 4h ... the only person who would say this is someone who has no knowledge of the human body. @starrchildx. 1d our bodies are too intelligently designed to not believe in a divine creator 257 2,063 36.1K 965K
B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin 18h ... Every Yankees pitcher looks like an undercover cop NY RR adidas 4 Twins 5 Final EXCLUSIVELY ON EDWA ESPN er: Walk-off single Trailed 4-1 entering bottom of 7th SATUR 18 186 3,879 214K

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claire @fuzzybluerain 18h ... currently laughing at the idea of zoomers who move in together but still communicate over discord 249 1,577 25K 587K
Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia 18h ... If I were a therapist I would tell my patients that I will kill myself if they don't get better. 5 267 3,752 89.3K
clh @connor_lh.6h ... Why is he in Roku city CB TOMORROW 8 PM ET Presidential Address BREAKING NEWS MSNAX BARBIOMUST SHORE UP SUPPORT AMONG OLDER WHITE VOTERS AlexWagner TONIGHT From Tim Walz 1 36 1,145 20K

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