36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 24, 2024

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Although her comedy chops won Lisa Kudrow an Emmy during her time on the Central Perk couch, the Friends actress didn’t find everything about the show to be a laughing matter. In fact, she grew irritated at hearing laughter — particularly from the live-studio audience. Kudrow was the latest person to be a friend to Conan O’Brien, and told the comedian-turned-podcast-host that she grew irritated by studio audiences that “were laughing for too long.” She didn’t consider it “an honest response” and went as far as to say that it became a hindrance on already-long production days.

As Zac Efron continues his return to the limelight, the Iron Claw actor is reuniting with A24 for a film that will give audiences a double dose of Efron. News broke yesterday that Efron is set to star in an adaptation of the New York Times bestselling thriller Famous, which follows a Hollywood hunk and an overzealous fan who looks exactly like him, with Efron set to play the hunk and the fan. Jody Hill, the HBO mainstay best known for his work on Eastbound & DownVice Principals and The Righteous Gemstones, is set to direct.

Meanwhile, we’ve got a healthy serving of hilarious tweets for you, and don’t worry, we’re not Lisa Kudrow — you’re encouraged to laugh at them. Today’s funniest posts include those about psychological torment that’s a scroll away, the most oppressive word ever and everyone’s favorite food: pizza.

alex @ax_ferg 13h you cannot tell me this isn't george santos in drag again NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire_... 21h Rep. Harriet Hageman (R-WY) calls Vice President Kamala Harris a DEI hire. 169 4,179 90.8K 2.2M
Natalie @jbfan911.1d ... I'm at work does anyone feel bad for me 116 14.1K 81.1K 2.2M
hannah strong @thethirdhan 4h ... why does ed norton's head look like that 150 431 9,647 del 271K
Brock @brockomole 20h ... Went to look up Alzheimer's symptoms and all the links were purple S x 63 5,253 103K 1.9M
vo @vanillaopinions- 1d i still don't understand this photo 200 374 14.8K 573K
Zero @zerowontmiss 1d LMFAO000000000000 #TheBoys E2 + 162.5K 7,064 7,973 I need you all to stop telling 31.2K me I look like Homelander's Shae son from the boys Yall stressing me 135 2,950 75.7K 1.5M
Kea @Kearabile_.1d ... Now I understand why chickens wake up and scream because what kind of life is this?? 459 23K 74.8K 2.2M
Phy @its_phylicia 4h I thought was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I'm smart & are relying on me :/ CG 34 2,594 11.6K 181K
carter hambley @carterhambley- 1d ... dating apps should make people put how many stuffed animals they own. i'm done doing hand stuff in mr magoriums wonder emporium 116 3,503 81.8K 2.2M
conor @ConorShack·1 1d remember: when a band skips your city on tour it is always personal and they always hate you specifically 124 7,969 67.2K del 1.1M
HB @Casagrandezz•2 21h ... Once you're past like 26 you're no longer the young guy you're just a guy & you can see how people start treating you differently. 169 1,749 33K 1.4M
Amna @AmnaBaaji· 1d Tbh I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. 132 15.4K 93K 2.5M
Ol' Blerdy Bastard @shepards... 19h ... This a Ghostface bar - BBC News (World) 000 NEWS NEWS WORLD . @... 1d Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine bbc.in/46cZvJP 52 1,516 6,844 282K
hheennrrii @stonedmilker. dd ... oldsamarie S'abonner ... i i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening 85.958 notes 19 14.6K 57.3K 1M
Swan @AndySwan 1d NEVER accept a small water bottle during a public event. They are designed to make you look stupid or evil. I cannot emphasize this enough. 203 625 15.6K 781K
Rory Doherty (he/him) @roryhasopinions.1 1d ... SKINNY huge year for Nicole Kidman having affairs with cast members of The Iron Claw La Biennale di Venezia @la_Biennale - 1d #BiennaleCinema2024 #Venezia81 #Concorso #Competition 81 MOSTRA INTERNAZIONALE D'ARTE CINEMATOGRAFICA LA BIENNALE DI VENEZIA 28.08 07.09 2024 Venezia 81 Concorso Venezia 81 Competition BABYGIRL HALINA REIJN con/with Nicole Kidman, Harris Dickinson, Antonio Banderas, Sophie Wilde, Esther McGregor #BiennaleCinema2024 #Venezia81 8.1K 8 445 264K
@marksnotnice 22h The For You tab on here was implemented as a long term psychological deterioration program to gradually dissolve brain cells of the common citizen 11 458 2.7K 60K
george @catinthewalI. 1d ... Dave Megi @reaIsnowhite. dd Just ate an entire apple. The stem, the core, the seeds. Everything. 6.8K 10 575 204K
ice @iceihy 1d ... me if fumbling a bad b!tch was a sport 169 11K 63K del 2.2M
@bbyh1__ 16h ... I fear this would work on me m&ms @MARZIPALN-17h That's a new one What groceries have you been into recently though 1:09 AM Accept Block or report 22 1.4K 8.7K 301K
kenz @PLINTH 1d just found this screenshot from 2020 valerieversace if gen Z started their own country omg 6d 2814 BLACK LIVES MATTER ...oi.kay...y 191 What if we had districts like in hunger games. We would make it so beautiful like distict 1:Skater Vibes 2:Nature 3:NY vibes 4:Cottagecore 6d valerieversace 65 replied to ...oi.kay...y: u might be onto something 6d 303 5.7K 145K 1.9M
christopher moltisanti @worldchvmpion 1d ... can i come over and stare at you like this 9 1.4K 9K 350K
corb @awshuqs 1d u gon suck whatever i pull out these lego shorts 120 7K 82K 2.9M
emmylou diamond phillips @thamosdeaf. 1d Gene Hackman sounds like the name of a bioengineer in a Hideo Kojima game. 11 749 7.5K 166K
xXx_FALLS4U_xXx @pupOnSecurity -23h Amtrak cuck chair Amtrak @Amtrak 1d are you team couch or team seat? RAK AM EST MID 47 4.1K 76K 2.3M

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shar @sharloola 10h you'll be having a good day and then someone your age says they're buying a house 220 17.1K 113K 2.6M
Nate Varrone @natevarrone 13h ... I don't wanna say it but I'm pretty sure I know what Patrick is then if we're doing this now POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.21h Tom Kenny when asked by someone on the spectrum if SpongeBob is autistic: Yes, of course he is! That's his superpower, the same way it's your superpower. 88 570 20.9K 2.5M
Santiago-Perez @Gabz_Amadi-1d ... And a photographer, it seems. REMZEL @ohremzel.1 1d nights like this with your favorite person 184 3,027 69.2K 1.3M
The Jay Agenda @JayJurden. 23h ... She got the Yang gang? Oh my goodness! That has to be at least 3 dozen folks JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH.1d Speechless. I am without speech. Andrew Yang Follow @AndrewYang Donald Trump has the wrong character and capacities to be President in my view. I fear his second term would make his first one seem benign in accelerating the decline of our institutions. I'll be voting for Kamala Harris and her running mate in November. Let's go! 105 457 23.7K 846K
emilio @emilio_oilime. 1d i already have enough shit to do today and now i have to describe in n out to someone who's never been there before Food Porn @FoodPornP... 2d Describe In'N'Out to someone who's never been there before IN-N-O Spread BUTS IN-N-OUT BURGE Spread 10 744 19.1K 566K
@main... 1d ... party gets me wetter If you're gonna quit anything this yr, quit being a dumb ass btch 178 13.5K 39K 1.5M
montrekyle @montreky· 19h ... me after going to the bathroom but really leaving the function cg From ryxn 62 4,263 18K 467K
John Frankensteiner @JFrank... 15h ... Apologies for sounding hyperbolic, but this is the worst filmography I've ever seen in my fucking life FILMS STARRING Ryan Reynolds ACTORY DECADE V GENRE V SERVICE Sort by POPULARITY ted DEADPOOL BULLET TRAIN DEADPOOL 2 FREE GUY X-MEN ORIGINS THE WOLVERINE PROPOSAL PIKACHU SUM RED NOTICE THE ADAM PROJECT ghosted FAST FURIOUS - CROODS GREEN LANTERN 1,165 3,117 43.7K del 2.1M
Brock @brockomole 22h ... Acting like I'm normal after I blew past a slow car just to end up together at the next red light CC 31 1,794 21.8K 372K
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.1 1d ... The spelling of bourgeoisie was intended as yet another means of oppression 241 10.1K 68.5K 1.4M
Slouching Towards McDonald... 17h ... Kevin Durant is speaking in Kevin Durant is not top 5 LegendOfWinning Host ... Kevin Durant is not top 5 Swipa speaking + 3,237 listening 10 278 3,215 172K

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