31 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 19, 2024

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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 19, 2024

With Scary Movie set to make its return, there’s been one looming question about the franchise’s reboot: Will Anna Faris and Regina Hall make an appearance? They were obviously the backbone of the first four films of the franchise, but there’s still no official word on their involvement with this resurrection of the series. Faris did, however, lay out her demands exclusively to PEOPLE, telling the magazine that it would take two things to make it happen — money and Hall. On the latter count, Faris shared that she “would love to work with Regina again,” and that the two made each other “giggle all day long.” 

Over on the indie film beat, the Sundance Institute announced earlier this year that it was toying with the idea of relocation once its current contract with Park City, Utah expires. Although there’s a chance the festival — which debuted films like Clerks and Wet Hot American Summer — may stay in Park City, the short list of possible new destinations include Boulder, Louisville and Santa Fe. After site visits throughout the rest of the year, it’s expected that a final location will be announced by the first quarter of 2025 at the latest.

Meanwhile, the timeline will always be home to good laughs. Today’s funniest tweets include those about an unfriendly cashier, cavemen with goals and a new pronunciation of “garbanzo beans.”

Fleaskiii @144Poe- 22h ... Just found out it dont matter how early I go to sleep I just dont want to go to work 85 20.5K 92.1K 2.1M
Jokioro (COMMS CLOSED) @J... . 21h ... Song Song 2 woo Hoo 200 8,834 82.4K 1.3M
brosaleigh @brosaleigh.1 14h My partner just said garbanzo bean with the exact same cadence and inflection as Jon Bon Jovi and you gotta try it 18 113 1,757 59.2K
Anna Krauthamer @AnnaKrau... 18h ... obsessed W the aggressively unfriendly cashier at trader joes i just had. he asked me if i i liked the cookies i was getting,i said yes! he said well i don't. asked me if i i have any upcoming travel, i said i'm going to london and i'm excited! and he's like i hate it there. etc 270 1,635 59.2K del 878K
nuura too shy @qabta123.17h After finding out the average annual salary for the UK is only 30k, I stopped judging them for stabbing each other 46 776 5,454 del 304K
Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge. 1d ... Someone with half my IQ wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom unassisted who the hell is this intended for Mind Money Notes @M....3d SOMEONE WITH HALF YOUR IQ IS MAKING 10X AS YOU BECAUSE THEY AREN'T SMART KOBAN POLICE ENOUGH TO DOUBT THEMSELVES. -Ed Latimore 257 1,900 64.3K 1.5M
Punch Cat @PunchingCat - 17h jimmyhoffathecat ... Anonymous said did your cat win the special boy contest or whatever it was Unfortunately Pickles did not win the magazine photo contest so we shipped him off to the oil rig 4 1,660 19.1K 197K
nick @lovechazelle. 1d ... doing this and a hot ones interview back to back is crazy FILM PORTES Film Updates @FilmUpd... 1d Daisy Edgar-Jones for Buzzfeed's Chicken Interview. CC 0:21 16 1,645 65.4K 1.4M
Jessica Cogswell @awildjessic... 9h ... I love Pinterest because WHY were these recommend for me to pin to a board .. TOPPY SLOPPIED GUTS REARRANGED PUSSY EATEN BAD BITCH FUMBLED THE 130 8,894 83.3K del 2.5M
John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1.20h ... timeless The age I consider old My age 127 6,612 107K 3.4M
Joe Palana @JoePalana 23h HOT 4477 I wanna be a Guinness tastes better in Ireland guy but for Dunkin' Donuts in Massachusetts 95 1,466 22.3K del 703K
MaxOKE @MaxOKE_.1d i hate the word 'nothingburger' with a fiery passion cause it's literally just the word nothing and serves the exact same purpose as nothing but some insane mf added burger to it 1,765 3,107 49.5K del 1.5M
sean @DilettanteryPod. 1d They Already Know Historic Vids @historyin.... 1d Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question. 7 636 10.1K 244K
leigh @daughter_ion 1d .. the idea of getting a job is overwhelming bc what if i have i to download another two factor authentication app?? 5 115 2,521 38.5K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat. 1d he no like banana AMIGANIC 778 28.1K 232K 8M
Lake Eater @lakeeater.1 18h ... the cliche about the best way to really understand the US is to drive across it is true but the lessons are almost entirely negative 90 1,636 35.5K del 697K
bosco @selentelechia 19h ... toddler patting my belly three days after I gave birth: you said the baby made your belly big, but the baby is out of your belly and your belly is still big. I think the food made your belly big too. wow 52 55 3,054 104K
animals going goblin mode 1d ... Acting like a victim 11 520 11.6K 229K
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 21h Why does he got the Gru fit on 182 2,286 81.8K 1.1M
Megzy @Mooglet1 14h ... Give this creature anything it wants this instant. WHEN ENTERING THE RESTAURANT PLEASE DO NOT LET THE QUOKKAS IN. 81 1,418 16.8K 429K
GLICE . t**** 0*i* @therimjobreaper 20h ... MORGAN DEXTER jack quad in the audition room with his FORENGIC TECHNIQUAN competition @Discu... 21h 4F DiscussingFilm Jack Quaid says he auditioned to play Superman in James Gunn's DCU.... 9 682 12.7K 180K
Matthew Highton @MattHighton 7h ... Microsoft right now. THIS IS FINE Matt Highton 226 12.2K 64.5K 3.2M
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.1d ... me when my employer wants me to climb a steep and rickety ladder at work Does the name Osha mean anything? Disney 31 3,655 49.4K 1.1M
SuttonlmpaQt, JD @suttoni... 2h ... Southwest airlines being rewarded for not staying up-to-date with the latest tech GIF Artem Russakovskii @A... . 7h Delta, United, American Airlines flights are all grounded right now. The reason Southwest is not affect... 64 3,876 22.4K 954K
eleos @rodentfairy. 22h cavemen be like 3 will be my year 8 258 3,254 del 57.1K
coleture @ColeLantz 19h my brother ran into Yu Darvish at Home - Depot and had him sign a paint mixer stick CM) a apel Blanco 101 426 12.5K 749K
Jennifer @evryflavrbean 1d I desperately need US Soccer to abandon this weird funeral home aesthetic they're using USA U.S. Soccer YNT USA @US..... 1d This time next week #Paris2024 SOON #OlyMNT X @Visa USA ONE WEEK away PARIS 2024 group a USA -vs- USA FRA PRESENTED BY VISA Tanner Tessmann JUL 24 I 3 PMET STADE DE MARSEILLE I MARSEILLE, FRANCE USA NETWORK, PEACOCK, TELEMUNDO 51 1,450 48.7K 1.2M
Papa Woof und Krampus un... 1d ... Anti-weed ad from back in the day. Too good not to share THIS ISN'T NORMAL Unless you're addicted to Reefer Cigarettes. Then it happens all the time. 2,206 7,669 57.6K 8.3M
John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Co... 2h ... If your IT guy dresses like this you don't have to worry about crowdstrike 148 2,178 24.6K 1M
NEYAH @iimabeautty- 19h this btch want a cookie for being a maniac D3 @d3osama_. 1d Yall fake crazy bitch im literally on medication for this shit 683 6,936 45.4K 1.6M
ECEMBE Brian Collins @BrianWCollins 23h ... 2 3 4 9 10 11 17 81 د Zaslav such a dipshit it'll probably be Warner and Bros Discovery QZ Quartz @qz.2 23h Warner Bros. Discovery is reportedly considering splitting in two qz.com/ warner-bros-di... 19 494 6,679 202K

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