36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 18, 2024

Her heart was in the right place…
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, July 18, 2024

Most actors will tell you that a film or TV cast often feels like a family, but for one actor, his co-stars literally are his family members. During an appearance on the Today show, Glen Powell told Hota Kotb that his parents have had cameos in all of his films since Spy Kids 3. Keeping with tradition, Cyndy and Glen Powell Sr., who Powell lovingly refers to as “nepo mommy” and “nepo daddy,” make an appearance in one of Twisters’ more thrilling sequences, adding to the family’s growing filmography.  

Speaking of family, Scarlett Johansson’s very public lawsuit with a certain family-friendly streamer made a lot of news, but she didn’t want it to go that way. In a new interview with the New York Times, Johansson revisits Disney’s decision to simultaneously release Black Widow on streaming when her contract stipulated an exclusive theatrical distribution, saying that she was “holding out hope” for chief executive Bob Chapek to make the right call before pursuing legal action. Johansson maintains that Disney’s decision was “unprofessional” and indicative of “poor judgment and poor leadership,” but says she doesn’t hold a grudge.  

Over on the timeline, users are proving their case that they’re the funny cousin of the family. Today’s funniest tweets include those about extraterrestrial suit inspiration, a failing of Letterboxd and Anthony Bourdain’s major flaw.

stickydacat @stickydacat. 12h ... This little bitch has a scarf and ur mad jealous 14 823 8,055 89.3K
Joseph @CaudilloXIV.1 1d ... Biden Harris 2028 2021 OR HA OS TIN J. 61 915 20.4K 797K
Corey Atad @CoreyAtad 22h ... part of the reason i don't use star ratings on Letterboxd is that they can't account for a five-star three-star movie like Twister 94 404 6,240 del 1.3M

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PickledSaint @PickledSaint. 1d ... Al will never understand the human spirit kp Follow @girlthestrike when im angry i project justin timberlake's picture onto this styrofoam head and start verbally abusing him 57 16K 212K del 2.5M
ctrl-shift-esc @davidj__.17h ... CC Heading to work because I was too shy to dance on TikTok in 2020 370 31.4K 200K 3.3M
Keara Sullivan @superkeara 1d The 1700s popped off with You forget yourself it's such a polite and classy way of telling someone to back it up bitch cause ur not the one u aint no diva 18 7,571 72K del 1M
Chips @Chips_n_Cookies 1d ... sneefsnorf Follow ... 2d ago stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful 31 13.9K 82.8K 1.2M
megan @chismosavirus 12h ... hmm should we take the elevator or the eating disorder stairs MOR ENP -LMCKCAL K1 KCAL -1.5KKCAL -1.05PKCAL -0.5KKCAL -0.84KKCAL -0.735KCAL -0.630KCAL -0.52SKCAL -0. 420KCAL -0.315KCAL -0. 210KCAL 245 14.9K 254K 3M
Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw· 1d ... (with the intention of derailing your day) got a minute? 10 82 730 32.1K
ScarahScrewdriveR ... 23h ... The clothes piled up in the corner at 3am: 42 1,555 14.9K 435K
Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon 1d guy told me his favorite book was the canterbury tales. I thought it would impress him to recite the prologue in middle english. and, well, it certainly made an impression. 332 521 25.4K 929K
Sour @SourGuts69.21h Seed of Chucky's marketing really wanted you to know he nuts in this one KIA UNITED 200g and SEED OF CHUCKY Get a Load 4004 GET A of Chucky LOAD OF OF suga SEED OF CHUCKY CHUCKY CHUCKY COMINO GET FALLOWSEN 2004 ROSUS COMING THIS NOVEMBER www.seed-of-chucky.com ROGUE SEED OF CHUCKY E HALLOWAEN 200 ROSSE I FOR I SEED OF SEED OE CHUCKY 3 2 CHUCKY 13 398 3,510 del 60.7K
ezokari @Kelleyonce 1d ... i stopped : I knowing the difference between iphones the day i started paying rent @koi_takleefff.2 2d An iPhone 12 in 2024 is crazy 287 18K 201K del 5.4M

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ellory smith @ellorysmith.2 23h ... 15 years ago I learned to play this on the trumpet and every member of my family wanted me dead popculture @notgwenda... 1d 20 years ago, Kelly Clarkson released 'Breakaway' CG 13 454 16.4K 544K
Frankie @frankiesmash2.14h - + 127.3K x 5,571 comments Hunny Bee Tan the baby 2d Reply 7,386 179 5,024 76.7K 1.7M
kendra. @kendraxtamia 14h ... Chappelle Show musical guest ass hat. dread scott @dreadxscott-1d when the song start with a malcolm X speech mo Image 145 3,740 18.8K 678K
cats who share one braincell 13h ... u/mattjh 2h 2 S My sister keeps photoshopping her cat's face onto bees 7 854 11.4K 125K
Eli Hollywood @elilutsky 22h When I was a kid I spent the night at the house my dad grew up in and I saw ET looking at me through the window Lazzyyyyyy 1@em_Lazzy 3d What opinion would you defend until your last breath? 59 7 72 1,810 89.2K
ethan @ethanjuiced 21h ... just saying Okay is the funniest response to most things 59 2,561 25.9K 439K
Dave King @DaveKingThing-2th ok here's the plan 8 years of kamala joe comes back well rested for second term in 2032 181 4,278 110K 2.3M
chopping mall @analyzethis99 . 1d ... dming u with a question google could answer but I feel like you'd answer better 73 4,889 32.1K del 833K
van haley @vanhaley_yt. 1d *at the end of our date* so what did u learn about me :3 25 2,690 23.2K 487K
joe-nado wrangler @hackerm... 21h ... had to get this out of my system UNIVERSAL BIG FAT LIAR RUZING NONE FACTOR RUCH MACK PG POLENCE - THOUGIC ELEMENTS AAC - Metario - - - between - 48 1,326 15.2K 409K
Guy Who Tells Hartnett He's i... 23h ... I was so high on adrenaline after rewatching Twister that I was looking up how to be a storm chaser and every article was like this is a hobby, not a job. no one will pay you to do this you fucking moron 18 123 2,658 del 54.2K

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Annie Armstrong @anniesalri.... 16h ... I dont think its so bad to overly exalt Anthony Bourdain, its nice to revere an American with his values. But he was fallible; he did really love Boston. 4 8 333 13.5K
Matthew Highton @MattHigh... 20h ... If a Vampire has entered a house previously but then the house is sold, do they have to re-get permission to enter? Because if so I think I have a really tedious film in the works. 753 706 10.4K 394K
RAY WHO IS LIL KAYLA @therea... 21h ... welp Today 9:53 AM My check engine light came on Today 1:56 PM Oh you don't care Delivered WHO IS LIL KAYLA @the... 1d My ex really spoiled tf outta me. My check engine light just came on I almost texted him cause idk what to do 73 577 9,747 545K
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin -1 18h one of my favorite things about first dates is watching the light in his eyes fade when he realizes i'm funnier than he'll ever be. 73 1,013 11.1K 299K
Vin Mo @rwiggumrules 15h ... This looks like if you freeze frame when someone was turning into a vampire on Buffy Erik Anderson @awards_w....1 18h Literally what is this 17 340 4,419 187K
Women Posting W's @wome... 1d ... she's not wrong jynx @jynxbby 1d soon as you follow a man back they in ya dms like this ALT 882 10K 85K 3.3M 522 22.5K 229K 10.6M
Future Fructose Father. @mikey... 1d ... Women were just goofing around like this and then boom, Salem witch trials. Women Posting W's @W... . 1d she really went + + 67.3w ... 4.8w 10.7w @* 7L # , ! JEFF tolio 85 17.1K 245K 3.5M
Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms. 1d ... showing this to the associate at Men's Wearhouse 31 541 4,662 162K
S @propaganda91.22h ... Today Are you hung? 8:44AM Like a innocent woman during the Salem witch trials 8:45AM That sounds promising 8:45AM 66 5,407 94.9K 2.7M
Mike Jones @Tjayyx2.1d Pills apparently OG Kidd @YourGirLIsA... 1d I just popped 2 pills...it's a Tuesday. wtf am I on right now? 76 3,872 45K 1.1M
Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp.21h ... I dream of being discussed this way chicken alfredo pacino @n.... 1d SHES so EMBARRASSING but her body is tea so I can't stay mad 32 6,560 94.6K 2.6M
Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon 1d guy told me his favorite book was the canterbury tales. I thought it would impress him to recite the prologue in middle english. and, well, it certainly made an impression. 332 521 25.4K 929K

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