37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 16, 2024
![37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 16, 2024](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/3/1115693_320x180.jpg)
The industry may favor gritty limited series and needless reboots, but the King of Sitcoms is doing whatever he can to keep the genre from becoming obsolete. During a new press tour, Chuck Lorre gave the proverbial middle finger to the idea that TV executives seem to be uninterested in the sitcom. The man behind iconic hits like Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory vowed to “pursue things that (he’s) excited about that (he) thinks are wonderful.” In Lorre’s case, that excitement comes from collaborating with people he loves and making viewers laugh. The prolific producer hopes to extend that streak with his upcoming Young Sheldon spin-off Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage due out this fall.
Elsewhere, Timothée Chalamet is leaving it all on the table — the ping-pong table, that is. The young phenom is attached to produce and star in Josh Safdie’s Marty Supreme. In it, he will play a fictionalized version of professional ping-pong player and eccentric sports legend Marty Reisman. Safdie’s film about “America’s greatest table tennis champion and hustler” will be his first film since Uncut Gems and creatively parting ways with his brother Benny.
Meanwhile, the timeline is acing hysterical tweets per usual. Today’s funniest include those about a blazed Pokémon, a perk of helping your friends move and a zesty name for a baby boy.
![John McCormack @McCormac... 1h ... When you get home from Costco and realize this is the closest you'll ever get to living the life of Bob Menendez... TREE FIRST QUALITY K IMPORTED 1FIRST QUANTY 7 kg ERRYgoto IMPORTED 1 FIRST QUALITY 1 kg RRYgolô Kemygolo PUBLIC 185 843 8,617 273K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/5/1115655.jpg)
![folake aina @f0lake 15h im done meeting new people im tired of explaining my lore. if you dont already know me then its too late idk 10 1,380 5,317 del 160K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/3/1115653.jpg)
![Dr Artyom Tucović @vor_bokor 1d ... Drawing a stickman on a piece of paper and immediately getting frightened because you think it's a real guy Nathan @SimpleSiteman•1 1d Lol Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2 22m ... I taught ChatGPT hypnosis last night. Then I had it test it on me. You have no idea what is coming. No idea. 124 111 846 del 39K Scott Adams Subscribe ... @ScottAdamsSays No, I won't be sharing the prompts. Far too dangerous. 8:58 AM Jul 15, 2024 1,172 Views 47 1,773 27.9K 363K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/2/1115652.jpg)
![oddly specific wirecutter alte... 15h ... It would suck to get an unrelated heart attack during a horror movie that you don't think is that scary, you'd never be able to convince anyone otherwise. 7 53 1,079 24.5K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/1/1115651.jpg)
![Katie @ALadyNamedKatie 19h People will be like bear with me and they don't even have a bear with them 93 774 5,047 132K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/4/1115654.jpg)
![callie actually @myfriendcallie 15h ... Agghhh i want to hang out with them but i i feel like theyd be mean to meeee @sovietsoleri - 1d Leonora Carrington. The 4706th Floor, 1958. 7 459 7,485 249K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/0/1115650.jpg)
![zife comms open! @screwbra... 1d ... no matter how many times i read this it makes me laugh . 6y I slipped on icy stairs last winter and swear I saw my own butt crack as | fell. No one believes me. 13.6k J@thescaryredditus 36 4,500 87.2K del 1.5M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/9/1115649.jpg)
![Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington 1 16h ... you may be old but are you 36? Matt Pinner @Matt_Pinner . 1d You may be old but, are you this old?? GREEN C.O.Z. e LICE 665 2,872 83.5K 2M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/8/1115648.jpg)
![Semsono, o pão mafrense @de... 1d ... - @leftistexe. 2d do u think karl marx was a marxist because of his last name or was it just a coincidence 225 45.1K 410K 7.9M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/7/1115647.jpg)
![Unnamed Insider @Unnam... 19h Carefully chosen seating positions The Prince and Princess... 1d England, your teamwork, grit and determination were an inspiration to all of us, young and old. Congratulations to Spain. W & с CHARLOTTE LOUIS 9 6 61 1,730 66.1K del 2.7M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/6/1115646.jpg)
![meghan @banhmigoddess 2h You know the economy is bad when we start retweeting the groceries we want madeleine> @pilatesgirly.3d it doesn't get better than this Lindt EXCELLENCE 70% CACAO DARK NOIR Chocolate 100g 6 881 11.6K 168K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/4/1115644.jpg)
![PhillyTheBoss.com @PhillyTh... 22h ... This sounds like some of that hateration and holleration that she was referring to Prom Prom @effizzzyy • 1d Power really paid Omari hardwick $150k per episode but they're paying Mary J blige $400k. STAR 28 2,336 15.5K 494K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/5/1115645.jpg)
![muzan @classicplaygirl. dd LMFA0000 lec @BRADEAZY when the drinks start to taste like leave my friends and wonder off on my own 319 13.4K 85.4K 3.2M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/3/1115643.jpg)
![Robert McL Wilson @Parisbob2... 1d ... DAVID From the gentleman at the bar. 44 2,187 22.2K 1.5M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/2/1115642.jpg)
![tXomXs @T_om_s 10h Using your laptop on the train are you. Got a presentation to finish, some code to write, a spreadsheet to tweak. Aren't you a busy, busy boy. Everyone is very impressed. 59 1,886 33.1K del 1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/0/1115640.jpg)
![laina loo * @dreamergirl27... - 1d ... my friends are reaching their limits НА НА ? saying this genuinely and with love but have u considering getting a part time job Reply Add Sticker + Copy Translate A x More... ... 47 1,959 44.3K 686K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/1/1115641.jpg)
![rishi @rishipuff 19h ... texting my friends complete nonsense in place of excited to see you later Today 3:59 PM the way in which we are about to hang out and watch a movie will be studied by scientists for decades to come... Delivered 83 4,837 83.4K 2.2M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/8/1115638.jpg)
![MORGAN @morgancrawf.22h When my ex told me a boundary of his was that I wasn't allowed to go out Imao doom @erika_doom 2d Uh Oh; Worst Person You Know Learned Therapy Words 198 6,016 114K 2.6M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/7/1115637.jpg)
![katie @katefeetie 16h we stayed at an air bnb with the most perfect pillows. a revelation. perfectly firm but soft. my neck stopped hurting. so I wrote down the brand and item number from the tag and looked it up and they're the same pillows we have at home 596 4,570 159K 3.2M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/9/1115639.jpg)
![yosnier @Yosnier_.11 ... im gonna be so powerful when i i figure out how to stop losing my mind... 62 11.3K 47.9K del 935K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/6/1115636.jpg)
![@buffys . 2 20h ... Comments saarcophagus 4w he has the same vibe as a tennis ball 58,498 likes Reply 109 2,552 108K 1.8M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/2/1115632.jpg)
![hb @h3xenbrenner2.9 9h ... (Video game loading screen tip) Belittle the achievements of other people to make yourself feel better 222 2,009 36.6K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/5/1115635.jpg)
![matt @computer_gay. 16h ... 69 M Mom Did you or Dad ever watch Twin Peaks in the 80s? Or listen to the Smiths? No to both We were happy 88 4,507 88.7K 1.5M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/0/1115630.jpg)
![anna @rockmeannadeus.23h i JD vance is a utility infielder name 129 1,511 28.5K del 1.5M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/9/1115629.jpg)
![Michael Benjamin @mfbenji 20h Have you ever had someone else's vacation reach a point where it's actually a personal attack they're still on vacation 42 599 13.9K del 509K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/4/1115634.jpg)
![julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD.1 16h ... Smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and i'm bald 274 11.6K 121K 2.8M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/1/1115631.jpg)
![kei @robocopera 1d findik has been in a strict diet for a month now and she hasn't lost any weight turns out this bitch is eating the ants and flies in the house. she is even leaving her food in the balcony so it can attract even more ants. i honestly dont know if should be impressed or mad 61 592 7,240 101K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/3/1115633.jpg)
![Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems 18h Pikachu noticed the Weed. 48 2.8K 22K del 737K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/8/1115628.jpg)
![allison @allisongeroi 3h if you're going to post a sweat-soaked photo of me during my morning commute, just go ahead and push me onto the tracks Bahar Ostadan @BaharOstadan 4h good luck today boys F Jamaica 179 51 5 min Bedid Nostrand 2 a C S 4 368 342K 14K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/1/1115621.jpg)
![Nepo Bonaparte, CFA @EquitiesInTX. 1d ... Me telling the poli sci girl I'm Socially liberal and fiscally conservative ENTER GATE E Radgers 28 1987 I G Dodger 1 ras NATSON 65 1.2K 31K del 2.1M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/6/1115626.jpg)
![Steven Blum @stevenblum.20h It's very Hanna Horvath that Lena Dunham has a fully fleshed-out Linkedln page in Lena Dunham 3rd Founder at Good Thing Going Productions in Top Voice Good Thing Going Productions Oberlin College Los Angeles Metropolitan Area 650,170 followers Message Following ... About I created and starred on HBO's Girls, and the independent film, Tiny Furniture. I am a writer, director, actor, and producer and have won two Golden Globe Awards for Girls. ...see more 131 11 5.3K 160K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/7/1115627.jpg)
![grac in the sac @bongripskill . 1 18h xanned out biracial vs homophobic homosexual let's get it Pop Base @PopBase 18h Kamala Harris has accepted to debate Trump's Vice President, JD Vance. 51 5.7K 107K del 2.7M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/3/1115623.jpg)
![@nateomfg 5h doggy style means you get a treat after btw <3 8 42 664 34K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/0/1115620.jpg)
![eleanor @dimestorepaglia 1d he told the mafia boss that he's gay... 222K I PREFER BOYS. Dislike 2,624 Share @CartoonHomeq Subscribe 613 Не told the mafia boss that he's gay... 3 179 4.2K 74K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/5/1115625.jpg)
![ліля @lo_lifer 19h obsessed with the miss piggy cleavage coin bank ... 1980s Miss Piggy coin bank $20 96 882 30K 4](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/1/9/1115619.jpg)
![Natalie @jbfan911 . 17h ... I'll always help my friends move. Because it means I get to hang out with them gettyimages Credit: Jenny Anderson 1.5K 24K 10 499K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/4/1115624.jpg)
![Peach PRC @peachprc - 6h sean but it's short for parmesean cheese 60 1.3K 17K 535K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/2/1115622.jpg)