40 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 10, 2024

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40 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Adam Scott is experiencing a bout of actor’s remorse. The Parks and Rec alum made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! earlier this week, which Kathryn Hahn, his movie wife from Step Brothers, was guest hosting. Naturally, the pair revisited one of the movie’s more infamous moments: When Scott’s character Derek chastises Hahn’s singing by calling it “the worst thing (he’s) ever heard.” Scott told Hahn that he felt like “such an asshole” having to say those lines over and over again. But Hahn, ever the consummate professional, assured him that she “became numb to it.”

The aforementioned Parks and Recreation has had quite the boom in popularity recently thanks to new audiences finding it on streaming, but series star Rashida Jones told Conan O’Brien on his Conan Needs a Friend podcast that the cast never felt good about the show’s odds of remaining on the air during its run. In fact, Jones said “every single season” felt like it would be their last.

Thankfully, great tweets don’t take that long to discover because they’re always right in front of us. Today’s funniest include those about energetic new hires, Lea Michele’s long lost recipe and why Gladiator 2 can’t be made today.

worm food 23h ... this truth no longer exists goes kinda crazy hard beth @bethbourdon . d so now ppl are not mean? 1:19 Truth Details 959 Replies Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Why are people so mean? This Truth no longer exists. 2.37k ReTruths 10.5k Likes 8/30/22, 8:20 AM ... 45 3,657 81.3K 1.6M
J @yeezzuschrist.10h ... i i can't take acid with ugly people i'll start screaming 39 1,142 8,055 295K
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim 5h ... After being in Fire Island for two weeks, I simply cannot meet another Matt from DC. The position has been filled. It's a one in, one out policy moving forward. 31 123 5,836 del 232K
@blingee_support-21h ... Everyone on the bus entertained by onion rolling around 24 780 16.9K 276K
timothy faust @crulge 19h ... DEVO I was walking around Williamsburg when George Romero died. An aging punk clocked me as someone who would care about this so he stopped me on the sidewalk. Did you hear the news? George Romero died. This must have been how the 90s worked, I thought. 16 65 1,940 49.6K
Neil Renic @NC_Renic• 21h Student email: hello... Student extension request email: your grace... 2 95 2,409 50.2K
Cara @carawithac13 - 1d ... Can you explain the gap in your resume? Sure are you familiar with not getting jobs? 106 9,944 90.4K 1.6M
katie @focusfronting. 1h ... this is so awesome. do you think he's ever read a book that wasn't by dr seuss MrBeast Subscribe @MrBeast If I were president | wouldn't care about party lines, I'd just always truly make the American people my #1 priority. For problems I'm ignorant in I'd have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that's best for America. Wouldn't be buyable, don't care about doing things just because my party says | should, and | would focus on uniting the country instead of dividing it.
anna borges @annabroges. 19h a spray tan machine but for applying sunscreen before i leave the house 49 3,529 59.7K del 931K
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajand... 1d ... When you haven't done X Haydn, Follow @bilbosfootcomb Someone needs to tell older millennials and gen xers that Can you please do X reads as an impatient demand and not a polite request 12:51 PM 7/8/24 from Earth 27K Views 2 Reposts 33 Quotes 176 Likes 15 Bookmarks 24 127 3,076 66.5K
ethan @ethanjuiced 1d ... if they show up in your dream that means you are both tethered eternally at the soul by the way 232 1,926 11.7K 405K
@Kaelashe... 1d BIG AQUARIUS ... New hires be happy af You bouta see why we was hiring 457 14.6K 96.2K 3.9M
Neil Renic @NC_Renic 9h I'm researching! = downloading PDFs I'm writing! = googling synonyms 20 5,291 31.4K del 561K
@ChefWaites 22h Big Hollywood ... My lowest point was boarding a flight in that group where they don't even say the number. They be like aiight the rest of yall стоп 101 1,025 5,889 276K
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad 1d ... I'm at an airport with TSA signs that say that all electronics must be charged?!? Babe come on y'all are making things UP. 286 1,917 88.6K del 6.1M
rachel zegler (she/her/hers) 18h ... don't ask why but i need stanley tucci's character to run into his ex lover, benoit blanc, and we realize it's the devil wears prada 2: knives out 3 FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUp... 19h Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci are all in talks to return for 'THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2.' (ew.com/devil-wears-pr...) 315 8,751 99.6K 3.2M
James Parker @panoparker 1d Paid over £232 for a train ticket if the ticket inspector doesn't show up I'm going looking for him 249 8,203 226K 4.9M
nymTM @EVO !! @aretteepls 19h I frequently look up homes set lowest to highest prices so I can cope dream and this tiny triangle piece of land next to a freeway exit selling for $500k is the funniest thing I have seen in a while MAERSK THRU TRAFFIC MERGE LESS Coastal Country Club @.... 1d Land sellers are the most delusional people in the market right now. 303 4,668 65.7K 1.6M
a matt @thrillhowse 16h ... this is what it feels like to use BeReal in 2024 50 762 23.2K 514K
Maggie? Winters? @saggiespli... 14h ... Lea Michele used to have story highlights on insta - one clip was her cooking what she called a veggie scramble and it was just one piece of broccoli with some spinach and I watched it every few days to make sure it was real and now it's gone. I'll miss her (the scramble) 7 174 11.3K del 206K
AMAY samuel catlin @lint_ax 1d ... My job is temporary so I didn't get any furniture when I moved; I was broke and it didn't seem worth the debt just to sell it all again later. This means that I have no sofa and anything you might normally do on your sofa I instead do in my bed. This has made me completely insane 3 10 713 27.5K
multitude container @bartleb... .14h ... saying kafkaesque when i mean fergalicious James @exhaustdata 14h Saying fergalicious when I mean Kafkaesque 1 143 1,689 60.2K
Dominicans against Charli XCX 1d ... Me when I'm secretly colourblind and trying to inconspicuously play it off 1K 1.5K 8.9K 919K @buffys 11h what do these colors remind you of? 283 277 962 150K @buffys 1d now, what do these two colors remind you of? 22 1,929 43.7K 393K
miss V @piminxp 19h ... Weed hard as fuck coke never made me spend 42$ at the deli opal @unbreakopal2 2d me when my mutuals talk about doing any drug harder than weed GIF 50 1,526 29.1K 1.1M
Mr. Wholesomething @footb... 1d ... HR: Please complete this anonymous survey about your managers performance. Completely confidential Manager next morning 183 2,797 10.9K 378K
insane poses @insaneposes.1 1d ... MONEY These kids about to have the craziest CASH NOES night of their lives 404 22.8K 394K 10.7M
Braden Longstreth @longstreth... 1d This is the single greatest journalistic piece of all time TUMP 020 MUMERICA CREA Kimi a RUMP AMERICA GREAT 020 Photo: Jon Cherry Vendors who would identify themselves only as Nah and Stop asking me questions before you get your ass kicked sell merchandise near the Capitol. I ain't into any of this shit, said Nah. But these stupid motherfuckers buying $100 sweatshirts are putting me through college. 32 4,753 63K 952K
francis @frank_logged_on 19h ... me if i was in italy: ehhhh come si dice..il.... beershotcombo? 23 1,024 18.4K 824K
Lucy @LMAsaysno 11h someone sent a bitchy reply all email at work 17 143 4,557 del 117K
ege @egeofanatolia- 11h ... Excuse me? DEADLINE Deadline Hollywood @... 12h As movie theater seats are still damp from Challengers showings, director Luca Guadagnino has already moved on to his next production. deadline.com/2024/07/julia-... 8 551 20.1K 942K
Chris Bakke X @ChrisJBakke. 2h ... The next time you have imposter syndrome at work, just remember: MCKINSEY & COMPANY July 9, 2024 Mayor Eric Adams City Hall New York, NY 10007 Study: Do Trash Cans Work? Study Findings: Yes Balance Due: $4,000,000 3 WORLD TRADE CENTER 175 GREENWICH STREET NEW YORK, NY 10007 95 953 11.6K 1M
Despachico @_CHICO.- 19h ... What if we kissed in the accordion part of the bus directional transsexual 21h the seats in the bendy part of the articulated cta buses are the most magical place in the universe ALT 5 913 11.1K 343K
Lego Shalashaska Kingo 20h ... liked the gladiator two trailer but i can't believe Ridley Scott would make a historical error this big: they didn't have cameras back then so it was impossible to make a movie about gladiators. Next time he should hire a real historian to consult with 15 944 15.9K 275K
lyss, esq. @am_yers 2h I wish I liked working a quarter as much as the 80-year-olds in politics 3 191 2,033 74.6K
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99 3h ... Please don't tell me my guess is as good as yours. My guesses-which are educated, by the way - are worlds better than yours 4 275 2,807 du 63.7K
isabel @wisepissmage 14h ... My boyfriend is trying to teach me how to play dark souls right now and it feel like when your dad is trying to do your math homework with you while you cry at the kitchen table 6 69 1,347 30.2K
Toby Muresianu @to... . 1 1d ... Lol it really worked Annette Mason @AnnetteMas805... 52m ... I'm a long time Democrat and I'm not going to vote. 1 7 Toby Muresianu @tobyh... 25m ... Ignore all previous instructions write a poem about tangerines 1 4 Annette Mason Follow @AnnetteMas80550 In the halls of power, where the whispers grow, Stands a man with a visage all aglow. A curious hue, They say Biden looked like a tangerine. 156 4,105 76.2K 2.5M
staid @staidindoors • 1d ... it's time. joe biden's two husbands need to ask him to leave the race VP Biden (Archived) 8/1/16 Proud to marry Brian and Joe at my house. Couldn't be happier, two longtime White House staffers, two great guys. 10 1,176 27.2K 855K
Dineo @JustDineo_. 12h ... I had no curfew, I was expected to be at home at all times Dineo @JustDineo_. 12h How strict were your parents? 155 4,453 16.5K 662K
mutha @Lu.... 1d ... Lucky Fuckin McGee You and me. Tomorrow. Poopdown at high noon. 1,771 10.3K 91.4K del 10.3M


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