40 Lab-Grown Bits of Trivia That Have Almost the Same Taste and Texture As the Real Thing
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![Nashville is referred to as the Athens of the South because of its public schools. GRACKED.COM It was the first American southern city to establish a public school system in the 1850s, and the nickname has nothing to do with its full-size replica of the Par- thenon.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/8/1104608.jpg)
![The Solenopsis daguerrei ant will take over a fire ant colony by impersonating their queen. GRACKED.COM The workers raise the im- postor's children, which then fly off to infest more colonies. These ants are being considered as a via- ble biological deterrent to control the spread of fire ants.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/7/1104607.jpg)
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![Roberto Goizueta was the first person to become a billionaire by being an employee first and not a company founder. GRAGKED.COM The former CEO of Coca-Cola transformed the once-floun- dering soda maker into one of the world's richest corporate franchises. Не died from lung cancer, and had spent the last two weeks of his life working from his hospital room.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/1/1104601.jpg)
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![A Chinese-American pilot was chased with a pitchfork in Kansas during WWII. CRAGKED.COM Hazel Ying-Lee had to make an emergency landing in a field. A near- by farmer chased her screaming to his neigh- bors that the Japanese were invading.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/9/2/1104592.jpg)
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![American and Filipino soldiers walked the Bataan Death March during WWII. CRACKED.COM The Japanese made the soldiers march 60 miles, with little to no food or water, while subjected to physical abuse. Thousands of soldiers died.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/8/8/1104588.jpg)
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![Settlements of 20 to 46 thousand inhabitants were established in 4000 В.С. CRACKED.COM The Tripolye culture, cen- tered around the modern Moldova in Eastern Europe, built the largest settle- ments in the world at that time. Cities of this size only reappeared in Meso- potamia a Millennium later.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/8/0/1104580.jpg)
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![Abraham Lincoln's son was present at or nearby during the assassinations of three U.S presidents. CRACKED.COM After the third assassi- nation, President Wil- liam McKinley's, Rob- ert Todd Lincoln vowed to never accept another presidential invite.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/8/2/1104582.jpg)
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![There is a genetic reason some people don't like broccoli. CRACKED COM There is a gene called TAS2R38 and it partic- ularly determines how much you like certain vegetables like Brus- sels sprouts, cabbage, and broccoli.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/7/2/1104572.jpg)
![The country album made for fictional character Cheryl on 'Archer' reached #68 on iTunes. CRACKED.COM Bored with the show, the creator wrote a Country music career for Cheryl in season 5 and went so far as to re- cord a full country al- bum named Cherlene.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/7/3/1104573.jpg)
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