25 Funny But Harsh Things Said by Kids

Aside from the occasional prodigy, children are generally not very smart. They are, however, brutally honest, which leads them to hurl unintentional insults like, “I want to be like you when I grow up, I just don’t want your body.” 

Redditors have remembered the harshest things kids have said to them that were also pretty funny, and quite a few of these stories will make you very nervous about wearing a costume around a child — just ask the guy whose child called him “fat Spider-Man.”