20 Short Jokes That Give Long Laughs

‘What’s E.T. short for?’
20 Short Jokes That Give Long Laughs

There’s an art to a long joke. There’s an entire documentary about the different winding routes different comedians take to the punchline of what is certainly both the world’s longest and filthiest joke. Douglas Adams made a whole career of them. And Tyler Perry is one.

But see? There’s an art to the short joke as well. Maximizing the number of laughs in the fewest number of words possible is a specialized skill and damn near also a science in its math-like precision. It can also just be a dick pun, depending on the audience.

Whatever the case, when user KevlarGorilla asked r/AskReddit, “What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?” the works of art and science and dick puns were equally represented.

 10y ago If you get a bachelors degree, you will get a good job!
evilmonkey22 . 10y ago Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.
specterofthepast 10y ago Two drums and a pair of cymbals fall off a cliff.... .... ...Budum tssshh!!!
eisenchef 10y ago A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Bartender goes, What is this, a joke?
lancebramsay 10y ago I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Randy_Bobandy 10y ago A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.
Exnihilation 10y ago I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. Не told me to stop going to those places.
611925 10y ago Edited 10y ago A plateau is the highest form of flattery
 10y ago Why can't T-Rexes clap their hands? They are extinct
 10y ago What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A cant opener
RoadieRich 10y ago Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
imuptothetask 10y ago Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
n0mgoose 10y ago What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* damn and a skydiver goes damn *whack*
Banaboy 10y ago Edited 10y ago My grandad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the Edinburgh zoo.
deicist 10y ago What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs. (This is also my all time favorite joke)
eperker 10y ago Doctor says to his patient, you'll have to have to stop masturbating. Why, asks the guy. Because I'm trying to examine you.
ImAnEagle 10y ago This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
dick-nipples 10y ago A grasshopper sits down at the bar. The bartender says 'hey, I gotta drink named after you.' The grasshopper says 'you have a drink named Steve..?
gradystebbins 10y ago Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?
monphage 10y ago I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. The great Mitch Hedberg, he's the king of one-liners and wit in brevity, so he would definitely win this thread


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