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Two pounds of marijuana were found in a 2,700-year-old grave. The Gobi Desert grave has the world's oldest known stash. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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In the 1930s, a muggle used to mean a joint. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Harry Potter. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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In the 1976, a plane carrying 6,000 pounds of marijuana crashed in Yosemite. X The US government tried to secure the drugs, while many people made trips to take as much as they could. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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After getting pneumonia a few times, Willie Nelson knew he had to give up cigarettes or pot for his health. Не gave up cigarettes. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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The FBI has struggled to hire cyber security. FEDERA BUREAU to ШИ DEPARTMENT JULIN Most hackers don't qualify because of the hiring rule that the applicant must not have used marijuana during the last 3 years. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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Bill Murray was pre-med in college but dropped out after being arrested for marijuana posession. Не joked about having bombs in his luggage at an airport but actually had five two-pound bricks of marijuana. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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Four Americans legally receive high-grade joints from the federal governnment. X U.S. DEPT. OF STATE FEDERAL AGENT They are the remaining patients from a 1976 court settlement and have received a total of 584 pounds. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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The first man to win a gold medal in Olympic snowboarding was disqualified for marijuana. Ross Rebagliati now owns a medical cannabis business called Ross' Gold. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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The first thing bought and sold on the internet was a x bag of marijuana. Dolopoint 2200 In the early '70s, students at Stanford used ARPANET to arrange a sale to students at MIT. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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After The Who concert in 1976, more than 100 marijuana plants sprouted on the field. The L.A. mayor said, The economic situation at the stadium has not reached such a perilous point that we have to resort to growing marijuana. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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NYC beekeepers noticed their bees made red honey, leading to a huge sting operation. An investigation discovered the city's largest marijuana farm underneath a Brooklyn cherry factory. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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In 1980, Paul McCartney was arrested for bringing marijuana into Japan. Не spent nine days in jail. Не was carrying a half pound bag, an amount large enough to warrant a smuggling charge. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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A Girl Scout sold 300 boxes of cookies in 6 hours outside a weed dispensary. / UND 606 SUGAR FREE Chose ور Chic I I I I The nine-year-old and her wagon of Girl Scout cookies found their perfect demographic. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Watch Celebrity Stoners Andy Cohen made perfume out of Lady Gaga's urine. When she was a guest on Watch What Happens Live, Gaga peed in a wastebasket (for some reason), and Cohen had a production assistant look up a recipe to turn it into perfume (for some reason). What does pot have to with that, you ask? Come on, you can't tell us they weren't all high. what happens L!VE — Source

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NG CELEBRATING THE C ANCES ORMAND THE В LYWEED STO ERSTAR GE Celebrity Stoners Frances McDormand caused a stir by being on the cover of High Times. While other celebrities were featured on the weed magazine, McDormand was a surprise to many as she was a multi-time Oscar nominee and winner by the time she was on the cover in 2003. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Celebrity Stoners Miley Cyrus smoked a lot of pot while shooting Hannah Montana. How much weed can I actually smoke and still play a teenage superstar on the Disney channel? she wondered once. She has since quit, as smoking was hurting her singing voice. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM BAS NG Celebrity Stoners Snoop Dogg got his first blunt from Tupac Shakur. Snoop didn't even know what a joint was before his fellow Death Row Records member introduced him to marijuana. Now he's pretty much pot's spokesperson. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Celebrity Stoners Willie Nelson brought Woody Harrelson back to weed. Harrelson quit weed in 2017, because he had 30 solid years of just partying too f***ing hard. His sobriety ended two years later, when fellow toker Willie Nelson kept offering a vape pen to him during a poker game. — Source

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CRACKED.COM EA Celebrity Stoners Rihanna rolled a blunt on the skull of her bodyguard. While partying at Coachella 2012, Rihanna took photos of her having a good time, including one of her using her bodyguard's bald head as a table to roll a joint. I'm crazy, and | don't pretend to be anything else, she defended herself. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Celebrity Stoners Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson are weed feminist icons. They wanted pot to be a big part of Broad City, as it was a big part of their lives. Many advocates have praised the show, as women stoners aren't often depicted on movies and TV. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Celebrity Stoners Jennifer Lawrence took a bong hit before the Oscars. Lawrence confessed that she got a little high before the Academy Awards in order to offset her anxiety. She refuses to specify which awards. — Source

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e.be US Celebrity Stoners Sarah Silverman was the first celebrity Seth Rogen smoked pot with. Rogen apparently shared with Silverman at a party, but she doesn't remember it happening. Must have been a good party. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Celebrity Stoners Lady Gaga dressed up as marijuana for Halloween. In 2012, Gaga dressed up as Princess High the Cannabis Queen for the spooky holiday, and shared pictures for her Little Monsters. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Celebrity Stoners Kevin Smith credits weed for saving his life. The Clerks director had a massive heart attack in 2018, and his doctors said Smith's calm demeanor probably saved his life. Smith credits his ability to mellow through stressful situations to his wake-and-bake lifestyle. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Celebrity Stoners Brad Pitt smoked weed to escape fame. Pitt admitted that he spent most of the '90s hiding out and smoking pot, I was too uncomfortable with all the attention. — Source

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CRACKED.COM Celebrity Stoners Pete Davidson smokes weed to treat his Crohn's disease and BPD. While Davidson smokes recreationally, he says that he smokes it regularly to help ease his symptoms from Crohn's disease and his borderline personality disorder. — Source

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