31 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 31, 2024
While we’re unsure what Donald Trump’s guilty verdict will amount to in the end, the former president’s court loss garnered a reaction from pretty much everyone in Hollywood, including, of course, late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, who said that the jury spanked Trump “harder than Stormy did with that Forbes magazine.”
In other fallen men news, Jerry Seinfeld continues to push his fans to the brink. The comic went on yet another tirade recently, stating that he “misses dominant masculinity,” an archetype he neglected to include on Seinfeld. As with the Trump verdict, nearly all of humanity has weighed in on these comments, with one fan sharing his pet theory that Seinfeld’s role on the show was an inside joke that he never caught on to, noting it would “make no sense” for Jerry to be a genuine success. After seeing Unfrosted, it’s hard to disagree.
Believe it or not, there have been some hysterical tweets on the timeline that don’t involve presidential felons or the King of Nothing. Today’s funniest ones include those about medieval chefs, a cat that loves traps and a cultural victory for America.
