33 Random Bits of Trivia to Defibrillate Your Noggin

Looks like we got here in the nick of time! Any longer and you might’ve dozed right off. We can’t have that, now can we? You’re probably on your way to your fourth job (this economy, amirite?), so think of these facts as one of those 5-Hour Energy drinks — small but mighty. 

Each one is the little zap you need to trudge through that door and say, “Ugh! I left my uniform in the dryer!”

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