35 of the Funniest Things Parents Found in Their Kid’s Bedroom

‘Cheeto garland’
35 of the Funniest Things Parents Found in Their Kid’s Bedroom

If you, as a parent, are going through your child’s belongings and discover a string of homemade garland constructed out of Cheetos and stuffed inside of a sock, that’s your cue to mind your own business. Unfortunately, one parent on Reddit chose the “asking questions” route, and found out that their child made the Cheeto garland with the intention of eating the Cheetos and string, pooping out the string and then flossing with it. Lesson learned! 

Other parents disclosed the hilarious and sometimes horrifying things they found in their kid’s room, and the Cheeto garland is comparably tame. 

JayMeadows 4y ago . Edited 4y ago My dad found my porn stash... he took all the regular porn mags away....... but left all my hentai stuff there... I don't know what to make of that... 1.4K Share ...
mamanels 11y ago A sealed block of cheese and a spoon. She was 2 and apparently had gotten hungry but couldn't figure out how to get at the good stuff. 264 Share ...
WinstonRandy e 4y ago Some weird erotic friend fan-fic my 15 year old wrote. Never breathed a word of it to anyone. 2.8K Share ...
Cannedbeans 11y ago . Edited 11y ago When my son was around 6, I was cleaning his room, and came upon a very big ball of thread, inside of a sock, intermingled with cheetos. I unraveled it, and discovered he had tied the cheetos at intervals along the thread, creating a kind of cheeto garland. I asked him about it, and he said he was going to try and eat them, one at a time, and then poop the string out, and floss himself. Flawless logic.
MySonStinks . 11y ago I found $200 in my son's room once when he was like 9. I was really worried about where he'd gotten it for a while. Share 1.9K ...
Dogslug 11y ago When I was in high school my stepdad found my vibrator while I was at school one day. I came home to find it under my pillow, wrapped in tin foil. I never asked what was up with that and I intend to never do so. Share 814 ...
 11y ago Coke cans. Dozens of them in a drawer. He'd been stealing them from the kitchen and drinking them in secret. Не wasn't smart enough to get rid of the evidence though. Share 1.4K ...
Lextron5000 11y ago . Edited 11y ago My aunt found two dried up goldfish behind the bed...they have never had goldfish...http://imgur.com/xyykUaL.jpg
erethren 11y ago When I was 17 my father walked into my room while I was still asleep, (I worked graveyard that summer and it was about 11:00 am), and was looking for a CD I had borrowed from him. Не didn't find the CD, but he did find my vibrator. I opened my eyes to find my father holding my neon orange vibrator. We made eye contact, terrible. Terrible. Eye contact. And never spoke of it again. 2.1K Share ...
radar3066 e 11y ago A Playboy taped to the underside of his mattress. So if you lifted the mattress you wouldn't directly see it. 1.3K Share ...
FaustusRedux e 11y ago I do not know why, but my 8 year old has taped a mustard packet to his door and labelled it Top Secret. 2.4K Share ...
lavabeast 11y ago . Edited 11y ago My much younger sister (8 or so at the time) had little plastic bags filled with hair clippings from our assorted pets. Neatly labeled with names. She said they were for her art projects.
slumberpartymassacre 11y ago My mom found a jelly jar full of mysterious panties hidden in my brother's closet. Share 1K ...
50MillionChick... 11y ago . Edited 11y ago My 8-yr-old son had a folded up note in his drawer that said My future on the outside. On the inside there was a line down the middle. One side: CIA Other side: Janitor
Yonaban 4y ago My dad is a dog trainer. Не doesn't any more but from the 1980-2010ish he trained K9s and drug dogs for different police departments. Не used to do raids on my room. Every so often I would come home from school and my stash of weed or pipes would be on my bed with a note that says find a better spot, I need more of a challenge. 1.6K Share ...
ProbablyGeneralizing 12y ago In elementary and middle school my sister had a thing with tape. She put hundreds of strips on the underside of all our furniture. We still have no trouble finding strips if we look Share 34 ...
 10y ago A bong, the bong wasn't shocking, the fact that the basin smelled of tobacco and not weed was shocking... who smokes tobacco out of a bong? I-I thought I raised him better than that! 326 Share ...
OkayCOMMAneat e 12y ago She stole the eggs out of my fridge and proceeded to cook with them. Found them in her little play oven in a pot, none of them broke. That's my girl. 49 Share ...
Commander_Random . 10y ago Ice cream in the closet 45 Share ...
Teknocrat 12y ago My 10 year old had a pillow that was stuffed with ladies underwear not sure where he got it all from he had at least 20 pairs of it in the pillow case. 530 Share ...
wtf_Paranoid 12y ago Unpeeled boiled egg in a condom in the drawer beside the bed and 15 bottles of KY lubricant under the bed , I only have a son. 680 Share ...
firewalltextguy . 12y ago Books glued to the window. 116 Share ...
AutisticParent 12y ago Over the years I've found many weird things in my son's room (he's now 13). A few of them are: A jar of urine, a blowtorch, a utility knife, various hunting knives (many of these were stolen from my dad's house), toothpaste smeared all over his walls and shelves. 126 Share ...
Val_Hallen 10y ago A gerbil. When he was 5 he said he heard something in his room at night. Went to check and there was a gerbil. We don't own a gerbil. This was a house, not apartment/condo/townhouse or any other attached building. Took it to the local shelter. Share 155 ...
beeeeeeeep 12y ago When my son was 11, we found a wet diaper in his cupboard. Не claimed he found it outside when we asked him about it 136 Share ...
 12y ago The booger wall. When Peggy mentioned Bobby's on King of the Hill, my daughter almost died of embarrassment. 457 Share ...
Bricktop72 12y ago Rice. My 6 yo son was hiding rice in his closet. 1K Share ...
Notanydj . 4y ago A Nickelback CD 1.2K Share ...
victhemaddestwife 4y ago I found a full set of women's makeup in my sons bedroom when he was 15. I put it back, and never said anything. Let him be him. 1.8K Share ...
browncoat47 4y ago We had to move our kid out of a bad living situation. She wasn't in any condition to help. So wife and I go in and just start grabbing her stuff. We come across her adult baby fetish gear. Like two duffel bags of it, giant onesies, binkis, diapers etc. Wife looked at me, I looked at her, we shut each bag and have never spoken of it again. 14K Share ...
prodiver . 4y ago A pair of Spongebob boxer shorts with the asscheeks cut out, to make them into a thong. 33K Share ...
Prudii_Tracyn2 4y ago Edited 4y ago A stash of over 700 mustard packets. I was the findee. I figured it out because the cover wasn't placed back correctly. Yes mustard packets, yes 700+. Yes the collection did grow after this. Edit: i counted them because I needed 763 (762 + reference packet) to make a scale model of the mustard packets out of mustard packets. I built three of these said models in my senior year of highschool. Unfortunately I don't have pictures because while my friends and I were transporting them to my highschool they got destroyed. Lousy tape.
wafflezcol . 4y ago A dead raccoon 1.8K Share ...
satxlonghorn . 4y ago . Edited 4y ago A framed picture of baby yoda (he is 6)
 12y ago Pentagram drawn on a piece of paper and my name scrawled next to it 148 Share ...

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