41 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 8, 2024

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41 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Peacock has officially ordered the still-untitled mockumentary set in the same universe as The Office. Like the original, the series will feature an ensemble cast, this time led by Domhnall Gleeson (White House Plumbers) and Sabrina Impacciatore (The White Lotus). According to a press release, the long-gestating project will focus on “the documentary crew that immortalized Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch in search of a new subject when they discover a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying to revive it with volunteer reporters.”

NBC made some other news today, too. While a number of its shows met the dismal fate that is cancellation, a pair of familiar faces were actually blessed by the network. Sleeper hit Lopez vs. Lopez was renewed for a third season thanks to strong ratings, and the network also gave a series order to a Reba McEntire-led pilot, which will reunite the team that produced the singer’s long-running titular WB/CW show. The new multi-cam comedy is set in the culinary world and will debut during the 2024-2025 broadcast season — along with the new season of Lopez vs. Lopez.

Comedy is also alive and well on the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about an ancient piece of technology, the ideal drunk cigarette and the most likely thing for George Miller to do.

Eric @odailybitch. 18h ... high at taco bell and asked the cashier how he's doing and he said he's having a baja blast 24 1,792 29.2K 547K
ash @iIovesaw. 1d random update that i received today but these are my ex-boss's nephews and she's currently in jail for armed robbery ash @iIovesaw.6/9/23 THERE ARE KIDS IN THE DAYCARE NAMED AFTER KINGDOM HEARTS CHARACTERS AXEL LEXEAUS ROXAS 67 3,308 31.4K 1M
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 - 16h drove him to a 4th modelo Delivered Okay well I'm on my 4th modelo the stress of dealing with you is too much + iMessage 14 71 2,125 81.4K
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend... 16h ... This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough julius Bangojr j 43 reviews 1 photo 5 years ago Its 2:15 p.m. the owners wife locked me in and left. She did not look to see if the store was empty. This is not good. Dont want to move around just in case she set the alarm.. 3 46 1,725 47.8K 915K
ava @wownicebuttdude. 17h They have sacrificed a baby to the Phanatic LISCIO'S BAKERY CG PARPLENDIE ASPLINDH ASPLUNDH ASPLUNDIE ASPLUNDE SHERWIN Yunnyling WILLIAMS AGR xfi 0:04 0 views 8 50 1,184 47.2K
KILLER MEG (Interdimensi... 14h ... I moved him like 3 inches so I could get on the bed and then he did a big sigh, moved over here and started staring at me like this 9 25 1,908 43.6K
cat @banananacat12-1 1d ... thinking about how my ex said this when i caught him cheating ME what to perform hypnosis on me ME plz tell me u did not just seriously say that IM LAUGHING i swear to god on everything i 196 1,747 34.8K 881K
ak @dumplingmenace-20h i know bisexuals are annoying but they are still real and there are clearly two in this photo Rohita Kadambi @RohitaK... 1d This is how I find out Baz Luhrmann is married... TO A WOMAN? ALT 18 643 15.3K 612K
zach silberberg @zachsilberb... ..23h ... olives are like if a grape was evil and wanted me dead 18 895 7,189 258K
J. Profound @godisangryatme 12h If I was a detective I'd probably be like come on tellllll meeeee 16 1,953 14K 263K
Josh Gondelman @joshgondel... 2h ... Okay, running mate reveal. R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain. 12 65 1,472 41.9K
mary @voightkampffft. 19h ... a kindergarten class was at the library on a field trip along with the normal morning baby/toddler crowd and i i looked over to see some kids petting one of the babies on the head like a dog. the teacher was like that's not your baby!!! leave that baby alone!!! 15 397 9,880 del 179K
tia @dontfacetimeme 21h update on middle school in 2024 from my niece Today 1:47 PM *kendrick voice* n***a BUM! i'm crying my snack plug went to jail iMessage Cash q W r i t e y u o p 3 78 2,031 del 31.8K
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn - 1 19h ... losing a competitive 1v1 eBay auction feels kind of amazing. not only do i i not have to pay for the stupid thing i don't actually need, but i made my enemy (guy exactly like me) pay an extra $80 for it 57 2,990 54.9K del 1.7M
Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry· 14h ... remember when John Mulaney got a divorce and people on twitter started talking about him like he was John Wayne Gacy 35 618 16.7K 532K
Hal Haney @HalHaneyArt.2 22h Christ, it's a PS2, not a horse-drawn carriage. Xavier Mcgurk @Mastergame5x - 2 2d Were you old enough to see one of these in real life? PS2 PlayStation2 382 12K 131K 3.3M
kc @powcampsurvivor - 16h ... turns out i don't actually have autism i'm just weird and not good at hanging out 158 13K 108K 3.3M
Pat @pattbb8.1 16h ... Watching all of the 'Planet of the Apes' franchise before 'Kingdom' 78 1.5K 17K del 1M
charlotte bancroft a.k.a. austerity measures 17h ... i think about this tweet roughly twice a month charlotte bancroft a.k.a. auster... 12/1/23 ... bisexual women will be like i love that my bf is a little fruity  and it's just a normal straight guy who has a sort of goofy theater kid vibe 46 1.7K 24K du 1M Emma @biology_slut.12/1/23 ... Okay but the public is not seeing the part where he whimpers for the strap 5 12 272 du 19K 56 4.5K 72K 1.3M
cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_ . 1d I don't watch porn I prefer to fantasize about abstract things like having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive 17 1.5K 11K 192K
bb @sixmista 1d ... it's always funny seeing ur professors' names in scientific articles... like that's proomf 159 22K 181K 2.6M
Francesca Fedele @peacchip 9h I'm sorry but they're the guys from Challengers 59 1.9K 28K 833K
Lyric SOON NAIC @LyricOfWisdom - 1 1d Bless my therapist's heart. 29 D Dr. Walter > Hi Emily - I am running a bit behind this morning, #toddlerproblems All good! I'm not in crisis or anything. Usual stuff I think today Very good! I hope you had some good pokemon battles over the weekend 41 1.1K 46K 667K
Fey ncé @Lolly_Popsicle 1d a I'm telling you about real lovers. kbr @Kevchesterr. 2d need a polaroid pic of her to keep in my wallet so when i get drunk i start showing her off randomly 17 9.5K 75K 2.3M
Kendall @Kenny__Rose 3h when someone sends the standalone hi how are you message in teams it literally feels like entering some sort of hostage negotiation situation 9 18 325 13K
rager teenager @fr4nkoceansbf-1d ... i want my drunk cigarette to be this big UOIS 5.6K 49K 123 1.9M
mari @blurryneighbor.23h che guevara if he slayed @addictionlipa 1d dua lipa for the met gala after-party 203 6.7K 112K 4.1M
kc @powcampsurvivor • 18h ... last night was a movie the movie: Neal Wyatt Lexi Henry Adam a القسم figur - Pouje AUTISM: THE MUSICAL photos by Circly Gold As Riveting As It Is Revelatory... -VARIETY BUNM MURRAY PRODUCTIONS m INEPRECT FILMS NEEDS AUTOM THE MISCAL - ELEENFINKELSTEIN 35 MK SEMPLE - DAVE SIONE IRICIA RE CAN CZE PRESIDENCE ZOE CLARKE WILLIAMS ROBERT CLAYCOMBE Em TBO ABRAHAM E - SHEILANEVINS BECOM JONATHAN MURRAY JANET GRILLO DAVIDS GOYNN KRISTENSTILLS JOEY CARSON PERRINCHILES TRICIA REGAN SASHAALPERI TRICIA REGAN - MUNTUM WINNER BUNIM /MURRAY 3NO SAFT IN EPPECT TRIBECA - - HBO DOCUMENTARY FILMS PILMS 2K 89K 8 165
Louis Staples @LouisStaples 1d why do they look like a student and teacher on the 18 hour coach to an A-Level geography trip to the French alps FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Josh O'Connor and Jamie Dornan on their way to the #MetGala EMERGENCY EXIT 3 573 18K 703K
fiona apple out of context @theidlerapple.1 1d ... COCAINE MARIJUANA BEER TIDAL 8 1.3K 10K 145K
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy 23h oh no my local Target has incarcerated the underthings Need Help? 127 777 21K 630K

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Amber @daisyfvllers 23h This looks gay. It's probably not, but l'll make it gay elená @pikeblanchett - 1d cinema is back!! WER Christopher cam 20 1.7K 19K 443K
Ric. t @ihvamps 1d him: are you stupid?? me: LIBINTS INSU WINE C are - - may - 5 447 94K 2.4K
Javier Vázquez I Celia Cruise @theeceliacruise 1d White women be out here rescuing any dog they see chris (clarisse la rue stan) @yearninglesbian . 1d i was stunned into silence Well the devil can scrap... + + FUDO 126.8K 126.8K But the Lord has won!!! 2,478 2,478 5,591 5,591 36 1.5K 22K 945K
broti gupta @BrotiGupta 17h Well then how do you know that's her? Take this down ET Entertainment Tonight @etnow 1d Sydney Sweeney is unrecognizable as a brunette at the #MetGala. 1 60 2.6K 96K
jeremy @jeremylovesyall . 1d ... Less! Less! DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 1d Bob Iger announces that Marvel Studios will reduce their output to: RVEL STUD 2-3 movies per year 2 TV shows per year 22 1.4K 33K 1.2M
Guy Who Tells Hartnett He's in a TRAP Truths 23h oh wow george miller made one of the greatest movies? that's so unexpected he's never doing that time and time again FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d First reactions to George Miller's 'FURIOSA' call it a visceral triumph and powerhouse action filmmaking at its best. In theaters May 24. (via: @billbria, @JohnSpartan300, @DCrowsNest, @davidehrlich, @ErikDavis, @bjcolangelo, @ShowbizSimon, , & @HeroesUnbound) BJColange Follow @bjcolange Great news, #Fur is myth making at david ehrlich Follow one of the greate Max Saga entry phenomenal, po werful, moving, ROAD that contin fa world gone brings me
allie @pinealdecalcify - 1d ... i went to this unincorporated community and census- designated place and everyone there knew you Goofy Ridge Show map of Illinois Show map of the United States Show all Coordinates: 40°23'42N 89°56'27W United States Country State Illinois Mason County Civil township Quiver Area Total 1 25 mi 12 10 lim21 10 115 1.4K du 78K
kc @powcampsurvivor - 3h local HVAC business and their secretary: Pepsi 2003 @pepsibong 19h 57 2.1K 32K 1.7M
defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrll.11h this is the kind of shit coworkers share on facebook BBlues100 @BBlues100.3d Definitely Missionary sex is not boring at all. All those crazy positions are fun but slow missionary with some eye contact and talking nasty b that heat. Twistedhumors69 29 433 9.1K 364K
rachel yara @bugposting 17h Did anyone leave their ups signature machine behind in the bathroom at the bar ARAPIE AP 10 IG and ay St LGG as T H V ori- so 2 IV BH a PA 2 45 1.6K 45K

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