21 Wild Secrets Parents Are Keeping From Their Children

‘My child is named after a cartoon character’
21 Wild Secrets Parents Are Keeping From Their Children

One of the coolest parts of being a parent is all the personal lore that you get to keep secret from your children. Even if the details aren’t particularly salacious, it’s nice to have memories to look back on that your kid will never know about. In fact, there’s a lot of things kids wouldn’t want to know about their parents anyway, like one Redditor’s admission that after tucking their child into bed, he and his wife do shrooms and crawl around on the floor like cats. Rock on, dude, but yeah, definitely keep that one to yourself. 

Other Redditors kept the secrets flowing, and we’d like to know more about the woman who got in a knife fight while pregnant. There should be a movie about her.

StickleyMan 0 10y ago I play mini games to win coins on their Club Penguin account. They think it's some kind of glitch with the game. I like the dancing one and the tobogganing ones the best. But those are also pretty much the only two I can consistently find. I always get lost. But I'm pretty good at those ones and can win some coins. Share 2K ...
TransoTheWonderKitty . 4y ago That I write porn (mostly slash, some weirder stuff too) and am a modestly- loved fanfiction writer. 27 Share ...
rubyourpussyonme . 4y ago My wife is bisexual and we enjoy going to strip clubs as foreplay. Share 33 ...
throwaway09847 . 10y ago I once found my three year old son playing with a Velcro strap on my bed. It's one of the straps my husband uses to tie me to the bed, blindfold me, and, you know. If my son knew, he'd be mortified. My husband, however, thinks it's hilarious. Go figure. 1.4K Share ...
gil_beard . 4y ago That my daughter was conceived in the backseat of my 2001 Grand Am to Metallica after a Halloween party. 1.6K Share ...
Guppy1975 9y ago We just got back from holidays 2 days ago. Friends were looking after our fighting fish and he died in their care.. Our 8 year old is looking at the (pretty close likeness) copy and hmmm-ing a bit but I think we've got away with it. 12 Share ...
Thr33wolfmoon 5y ago My daughter was conceived at work, on airport property, in the back of a fucking Ford Focus, while we were waiting for a medflight to land. She knows nothing about this but tells me she wants to be a pilot when she grows up. 3.6K Share ...
Kasket81 o 5y ago That I've been changing every clock in the house on New Years eve to 3 hours early. At 9pm we celebrate the new year, then hang out for a hour. Не thinks he breaking every rule and has a great time. Now that he's turning 11 this will never happen again. With phones and being somewhat smarter. Lol 4.4K Share ...
vomitcore 10y ago I was a singer in a Brutal Death Metal Band. 889 Share ...
misterbator 0 9y ago I don't plan on ever telling her how I almost broke my back during a 200+ man knife fight at a cock fight in a third world country while I was pregnant with her. 11 Share ...
enough_cowbell . 9y ago We read and discuss a lot of the same current and classic science fiction books and series, but when he's not home I mostly watch Columbo. 15 Share ...
passiveone99 9y ago My kids are teenagers now, and do all the stereotypical soccer mom running around, but, I smoked pot and tried LSD during my teenage years, and I haven't mentioned that at all. They have no idea. 76 Share ...
actioncheese 9y ago That one of my sons was conceived while a random guy watched on Skype.. 604 Share ...
krosisabyss . 9y ago When your asleep mommy and daddy like to eat shrooms and crawls around the backyard like cats.... 23 Share ...
 9y ago That daddy and I don't go to dinner parties we hit up swing clubs. 741 Share ...
AdOpsDude . 9y ago That I've done more hallucinogens than he or his friends could ever dream of doing. I used to love LSD. 1.9K Share ...
tn_notahick . 9y ago We had a goldfish named SteveFish. Well, we had 3 of them over the course of 10 years. My youngest son thinks it was only one. 801 Share ...
Dravendk . 9y ago I ran over my daughters favorite stuffed toy, with my lawnmower. But i i told her that the neighbors dog stole it. Share 2.5K ...
 . 9y ago I used my son's microscope to look at my own sperm. Yep...I jizzed on my kids toy.....on purpose. 1.8K Share ...
 9y ago . Edited 9y ago That she was conceived during a threesome.
CHAIRSasHATS . 4y ago My child is named after a cartoon character 23 Share ...

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