21 Wild Secrets Parents Are Keeping From Their Children
‘My child is named after a cartoon character’
One of the coolest parts of being a parent is all the personal lore that you get to keep secret from your children. Even if the details aren’t particularly salacious, it’s nice to have memories to look back on that your kid will never know about. In fact, there’s a lot of things kids wouldn’t want to know about their parents anyway, like one Redditor’s admission that after tucking their child into bed, he and his wife do shrooms and crawl around on the floor like cats. Rock on, dude, but yeah, definitely keep that one to yourself.
Other Redditors kept the secrets flowing, and we’d like to know more about the woman who got in a knife fight while pregnant. There should be a movie about her.