20 of the Funniest Nemeses People Have

Three words: Neil Patrick Harris
20 of the Funniest Nemeses People Have

Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need a good reason to dislike someone. Sometimes, it’s as simple and petty as “We walk into class at the same time every day.” Or: “He took a half hour to blow grass off of the sidewalk.” So if you don’t have a nemesis, please go out and make one. There’s likely someone annoying enough right under your nose. 

Redditors have unloaded about the mildly infuriating people in their lives, and I support all of these grievances. After all, that’s what life’s all about.

 . 1y ago The Bus driver always driving away too early 2 Share ...
Ahesterd 10y ago Told me he was a fan of the Packers, the Blues, and the Cardinals. Unthinkable. 2 Share ...
royal_rose_ 10y ago Stole my blue crayon. It was a fresh box perfectly sharpened. I hate you Jackie. Share 2 ...
Fat_Flashings 10y ago Slept with our boss and got the promotion I had already been told I was getting two days before. After getting said promotion gave me all the shit jobs just to rub it in. 2 Share ...
dirtracer199 10y ago Becoming my bestfriend just to steal my girlfriend from me, Jesse you cocksucking son of a bitch. No I'm still not over it. 120 Share ...
Xlay 11y ago Former guitar player in the band I was once in. I hated him so much that I stole his girlfriend, fucked his cousin, and got kicked out of a concert because I saw him there and got into a fight with his bitch ass. Yea, he can suck my dick and fucking like it 1 Share ...
ImThatGuyYouDontKnow 10y ago I was in elementary school and trusted everybody I was friends with. Me and this one guy were really good friends. We threw water balloons out of one of the windows at school and he got caught running away. They didn't know I was involved at all and he told on me. I got suspended for 2 weeks.
 10y ago Edited 10y ago I used to work in an outlet mall and after work I had two options for food, I could go to Arby's or McDonald's. Now at this time of night everyone closing at the mall would flood to McDonald's, so Arby's was the fastest food option. One night I went to the drive thru and ordered a chicken bacon ranch wrap with no cheese, I hate cheese. I pull up to the window and the guy gives me a dirty look then hands me my food. I get home and go to eat the
Joerippy 10y ago In my grade 8 Home Economics class we sewed frogs stuffed with rice. This girl asked to see mine, then she tried to hand it in as hers. Of course she got caught To this day I've never forgiven her 10 Share ...
 11y ago Jonathan Austin. Kid stole my art project in grade 2 and claimed it was his. It was a project where u painted the flag of where your family is from, so i painted the Serbian flag. Не claimed it was his even though he's like 7th generation Canadian. This was over 10 years ago. Fuck that guy. 1 Share ...
war_coffee в 3y ago I've been told by about two dozen people, strangers and acquaintances, over the course of about 15 years that I look like Neil Patrick Harris. Не is quite successful, famous, has a better singing voice, and is better than me at magic. So - naturally - I refer to him as my evil twin. 2 Share ...
 0 3y ago The Security Guard at the office tower I clean. Не wears army boots and walks on freshly mopped lemon scented floors. 2 Share ...
HolaChicka 14y ago I'm a nanny so my nemesis is 7 years old. 28 Share ...
Nonsenseinabag Зу ago I have a name, both first and last, that are one letter away from being far more common names. Eventually I met my more popularly-named counterpart and he became my nemesis by virtue of being the person everyone confuses me for. 28 Share ...
 11y ago I'm glad that I'm not the only one with a nemesis for ... questionable reasons. My nemesis is a student from when we were in High School, he cracked his neck... a lot. I don't like him. 16 Share ...
Aceshigher 0 11y ago The guy that walks to class at the same time of the morning as I do. His stride is just a few inches longer than mine, but we walk at the exact same step rate, so he goes just a little bit faster than I do. Some day he's going to break a leg and I'm going to just cruise on by. But until then I have to watch him pull ahead inch by inch. 20 Share ...
air283 11y ago The dude my most recent ex left me for. Не is nice, funny, has a positive attitude and he makes her happy. Fuck that guy. I did get to use the line, In a different world, I could have called you... friend. on him at least. I know it sounds petty, its getting easier, still sucks that I still work with both of them and am exposed to it daily. 69 Share ...
Assholecasserole2 Зу ago I'm a mechanic, and my neighbor is an engineer. We are natural enemies. Last night I was working in the garage and he was out mowing his lawn. Не spent a half hour blowing the grass clippings off the sidewalk. Не kept analyzing his technique and trying different ways to efficiently blow the grass off the sidewalk. It was infuriating. 37 Share ...
Osvalt 11y ago The comic book guy in my street. Never talked to him, but every single time I pass by his store he stares at me and I stare back. I'm pretty sure he hates me as much as I hate him. 127 Share ...
LordFaceofAll 2y ago A girl in third grade told the school counselor I was bullying her because I asked her to stop humming during one of those stupid multiplication table tests. I refuse to let it go 3 Share ...

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