28 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, April 22, 2024

There’s at least one opponent who Venom is no match for — the next president of the United States. The third and final film in Sony’s Venom trilogy was originally set to release on November 8th, but last month, the studio announced, without rationale, that the sequel would be pushed up a week. In a report on politics in Hollywood, Variety revealed the reason for the date change was so that the film didn’t get overshadowed by the presidential election. Most of the other studios are doing the same thing, as there’s a glaring gap in major releases from October 25th through November 22nd.

For his part, Stephen Colbert will certainly speak his piece on the upcoming Biden/Trump rematch, but he has other ventures on his mind as well. Colbert got candid with Ben Schwartz at this year’s PaleyFest when he told the comedian that he still can’t totally shake the acting bug, as it was part of his life for more than three decades. The late-night host also revealed that his dream role was Richard Rich in A Man for All Season, but he was sure to make it clear that this was no desperate plea to casting directors and that he’s not abandoning his post at the Late Show desk anytime soon.

Over on the timeline, the week is getting started with big belly laughs thanks to some prolific posters. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a compliment fit for Earth Day, outtakes of biblical proportion and the most horrifying nightmare imaginable.