30 Times People Realized Their Significant Other Was Dumb

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30 Times People Realized Their Significant Other Was Dumb

Even love isn’t strong enough to keep you from realizing that your significant other is dumb. In fact, sometimes, those revelations are enough to yank you out of the love bubble altogether — like the one Redditor who dated a guy that “didn’t believe in gravity.” To further explain his point, he insisted that things fall when dropped “because so many people believe in gravity,” and that “if people didn’t believe in it, it wouldn’t exist.” His brain should be studied by the scientists he doesn’t believe in. 

Other Redditors have remembered the dumb things that made their affections waver, and you’re going to lose it when you see what one woman thought Vietnam was.

 11y ago When she asked me why airplanes don't run into all those stars in the sky. I thought I've found the perfect girl. Share 674 ...

castawaysyrup 1y ago When he told me the reason why I got sick with the flu was that I did not wear a bra under my shirt. Proceeded to explain breasts are an incredibly delicate part of women's bodies and thus by leaving it exposed like that I was risking any type of disease, same as if he wouldn't wear pants. 1.5K Share ...

MONGO ebolafever 11y ago . Edited 11y ago Can't the cameraman do something to help him instead of just letting him drown in the tar? We were watching a documentary type show about dinosaurs. Share 848 ...

setnavrec . 11y ago When he asked the waiter for a left handed fork. 317 Share ...

queerkat4 11y ago When he told me he didn't believe in gravity. Yes, gravity. Things fall when dropped because enough people believe in gravity. If gravity was not believed in, it would not exist. 106 Share ...

human_machine 11y ago When my wife realized she was a dating someone from a long line of morons: We were eating out with my mom, sister, and grandmother. My sister orders fajitas and a few minutes after our food shows up and we get the this is really hot warning she takes the cover off of the iron skillet handle. She touches the handle and says, Ow, that's hot! Momma touch it. My mom does and says, Ow, that is hot! Momma  touch it. She does and then afterward they ask me I do it too and I

SimonCallahan . 11y ago She thought she would have an asthma attack eating burnt pizza. There are many things wrong with this.

Salacious- в 11y ago She thought Africa was a country. She was an International Relations major. 857 Share ...

 11y ago she thought Vietnam was a planet in star wars 84 Share ...

Donkahones 11y ago When she tried to track me real time using google earth. Share 956 ...

clocksailor 11y ago I've posted this story before, but I had a boyfriend in my younger days who never looked both ways before crossing the street. I asked him why, and he said he'd just sue the driver if he got hit and be set for life. I asked him how he planned to do that if he was splattered all over the street, and he said he'd roll over and memorize the license plate. 702 Share ...

 11y ago D Edited 11y ago About 12 years ago I couldn't convince someone that meat is muscle. I thought I could enlighten her fairly easily with simple logic and a loaded question or two involving spare ribs, but she wasn't having it. She thought that meat was just its own thing that was just in there waiting to be eaten. Oh, and if you're wondering if I used humans as an example to get her thinking...apparently humans don't have meat. I still have palm prints on my head from that.

 0 11y ago When she asked me to proof read a paper before sending it in and the document had 4 different fonts from the different plagiarized sources including a few blue hyperlinks. 1.3K Share ...

Migz968 ОР . 11y ago She decided the best way to handle a flickering light bulb in a fairly busy restaurant was to throw her butter knife at it. 830 Share ...

lostinstasis 1y ago When he missed his daily medication, he threw it out instead of just saving it for the next day. Share 1.5K ...

saucytopcheddar 1y ago Edited 1y ago When I asked her to hand me a kitchen knife and she threw it at me... and that's not even the stupidest part. When I tried to explain the basics of handing someone a knife, or pair of scissors, she refused to accept that what she did was wrong or unsafe... it was suddenly apparent that she couldn't possibly ever admit to being wrong. Edit: it was an underhand throw 5.8K Share ...

Whoopdedobasil 1y ago Calls me at work because her crumpets dont fit in the crumpet tray under the toaster... crumpet tray ?!? Had a look when i got home, clearly labelled CRUMB TRAY 8K Share ...

victoria-euphoria 1y ago My ex was scared of hedgehogs and convinced himself they could jump over a six foot fence like a cat Share 6.2K ...

RPND D 1y ago When she was choosing random pills from the blister of a 21 active + 7 placebo contraceptive, instead of following the arrows on the package. 11K Share ...

bearhos 1y ago She didn't want to watch the original avatar movie (blue people) until her uncle told her that it was based on a true story. I asked her if she meant that it was a futuristic version of Pocahontas... but no, she thought that it was somehow based on a true story. Then asked if I was calling her uncle a liar. Follow up questions, like asking if she really thought we waged war against an alien society, went equally poorly. We were 18 years old fyi 6.2K Share ...

SassyAshlie 1y ago When kids egged his car and he thought the best way to get the egg off was to use steel wool. 28K Share ...

YaBoyfriendKeefa . 1y ago . Edited 1y ago When my ex asked me where they grew spaghetti.

KibblesNBitxhes 1y ago An ex thought that commercials were recorded live, and the people on TV were employed to do them over and over again. 2.3K Share ...

GreggOfChaoticOrder 1y ago When we passed by a car wash that said free vacuum with purchase of a car wash and they thought it meant we'd get a free vacuum to take home with us to clean the house with. I absolutely love my idiot to death. 387 Share ...

alphalegend91 1y ago She didn't understand that you actually have to pay what you spent on credit cards. Like the credit amount she had was supposed to be her monthly limit that just resets each month 23K Share ...

Wild_Butterscotch_7 . 1y ago Не thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn't need to drink water 14K Share ...

No-Subject-5232 1y ago When she said she loved nothing in the world more than Greek mythology, even got a degree related to Greek mythology from University of Arkansas but had no idea who Prometheus and Achilles were. Share 5K ...

bluecheetos 1y ago 1990. We live in central Alabama. She told me that her and her best friend were going to Birmingham for the weekend. Didn't think anything of it, there's lots of shopping and things to do in Birmingham. Came over Sunday night to tell me how disappointed she was in the trip. They had driven through all of the wealthier neighborhoods in Birmingham, Alabama for two days trying to find a house that matched the gates to Ozzy Osborne's house and never found it. Не lives in Birmingham, England. 23K Share ...

DoctorWafle . 1y ago Stacking cups... In the dishwasher 21K Share ...

Usr_115 g 1y ago The night I said that I thought I smelled gas, and they grabbed a lighter and struck it without hesitation. 42K Share ...

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