39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 11, 2024

One Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is trading in soda and pizza for bloodlust and vengeance. After the critical success of Mutant Mayhem, Paramount Pictures is developing another TMNT property that will bring the crime-fighting turtles and their rat sensei into the gritty, R-rated underbelly. To be more specific about it, Chucky and Boy Kills World scribe Tyler Burton Smith is set to adapt 2020’s hugely popular graphic novel Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin for the big screen. In terms of that aforementioned bloodlust and vengeance, the film will follow a single surviving Turtle exacting his revenge after his three brothers and master Splinter are knocked off by descendants of Shredder.

Meanwhile, another beloved series is taking a similar trek, but in reverse. Jim O’Heir, who played Jerry on NBC’s Park and Recreation, is sharing the highs and lows of the sitcom with a new book called Welcome to Pawnee: Stories of Friendship, Waffles and Parks and Recreation. It will feature never-before-told stories, an exploration of the show’s lasting impact as it approaches its 15th anniversary and O’Heir’s personal experience on the series. The nostalgia-packed remembrance will also feature contributions from O’Heir’s Parks co-stars, including Chris Pratt, Rob Lowe and Retta.

Over on the timeline, they’re sticking to the one thing they know best: being funny as hell. Today’s most hilarious tweets include those about someone who should find a new tax advisor, Tony Soprano’s favorite section in the library and one person’s childhood fear of Showgirls.