25 Facts We Only Know Thanks to Intrepid Archaeologists, Paleontologists and Other Highly Trained Dweebs

As we sit here in our coffin-like janitor’s closet 13 stories underground, we’re grateful that dweebier dweebs than us are out there unearthing some wildly interesting artifacts and previously unknown info. They give us pale and frail keyboard ticklers something fun to relay to the rest of the world. Thank you, dweebs. You’ve given us these findings, but more importantly, you’ve given us purpose.

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