29 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 25, 2024

Despite her career-making run on Stranger Things and a number of other Netflix productions, Millie Bobby Brown recently shared a shocking confession: She’s not one of the 50 million viewers who tuned in for her latest film Damsel. In fact, the British actress doesn’t really watch movies at all. Brown told The Sun that she rarely has it in her to “to sit there and look for a screen for that long” and watching movies is just not something she has in common with her film-buff fiancé Jake Bongiovi. Sharing her negligent movie-watching habits might have been a mistake, though, as someone on the timeline noted that it explains “why her acting is the way it is,” which is obviously not a compliment. 

Luckily, she has two Emmy nominations to comfort her — along with the fact that she was far from the only one getting roasted online this week. Other burn victims included the Number One Boy, unoriginal crossword clues and Chicago White Sox fans.