30 Celebrities Who Need to Figure Out How to Be Normal Before It’s Too Late

30 Celebrities Who Need to Figure Out How to Be Normal Before It’s Too Late

In theory, celebrities should be just like you and me, right? Sure, they’re professions have made them wealthier and more well-known, but why should fame from reciting lines on camera make them act so differently? Maybe it’s the artist in them. If that’s the case, we’re counting ourselves lucky that we don’t have a creative bone in our body.

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ROBERT PATTINSON KEEPS LYING ABOUT BEING A HAND MODEL. ROOSEVELT HOTEL BLASTEI OCKETM As recently as 2019, Pattinson told the same story he's been telling in interviews for over a decade - that he used to do women's hand modeling as a child. However, the story is a complete fabrication, which he himself admitted to Jimmy Kimmel all the way back in 2011. CRACKED.COM

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MEGADETH'S DAVE MUSTAINE BELIEVES THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS STAGED SEVERAL HIGH-PROFILE MASS SHOOTINGS IN ORDER TO PASS GUN-CONTROL LAWS. Miami CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.COM MEGAN FOX BELIEVES IN LEPRECHAUNS. Fox has said that she believes in the little green Irish dudes. (But not the pot of gold, because really, that would be ridiculous.) She also speaks in tongues. Then again, she was in Transformers, so she had to.

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KESHA'S PLACENTA GIVES HER SUPERPOWERS (or SO she says). My favorite keepsake is my placenta, 15 Kesha said in 2011. My mom found it in my basement, crushed it up, and made it into a necklace that I wear every day to improve my psychic abilities. There are many questions here, starting with why the placenta was in her basement. CRACKED.COM

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Sienna Miller defended her cigarette habit, saying, I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is. Because that's how diseases work. CRACKED COM

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ALICIA SILVERSTONE THINKS YOU CAN JUST STOP WORKING. In her book The Kind Mama, Silverstone suggests you should take one year off work to be with your new baby. I assure you that it's not something that only the super privileged and trust- fund endowed can afford. Yeah, it's not like raising a baby costs thousands of dollars a year or anything. CRACKED.COM

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Kenneth Cole hijacked the #Cairo hashtag to promote the new collection. During the 2011 riots in Egypt, he tweeted: Millions are in uproar in #Cairo. Rumor is they heard our new spring collection is now available online. CRACKED.COM

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