30 Celebrities Who Need to Figure Out How to Be Normal Before It’s Too Late
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In theory, celebrities should be just like you and me, right? Sure, they’re professions have made them wealthier and more well-known, but why should fame from reciting lines on camera make them act so differently? Maybe it’s the artist in them. If that’s the case, we’re counting ourselves lucky that we don’t have a creative bone in our body.
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![Billy Bob Thornton carefully avoids antique furniture. Не makes sure not to get into a room with pre-1950s furniture (it's a weird phobia). CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/9/1049669.jpg)
![As a hobby, Tom Hanks takes pictures of gloves. Specifically, single lost gloves lying in the snow. Sometimes they're pretty little knitted gloves, sometimes they're hard working... What is a better metaphor for the loneliness of the city? Of a single lost glove? he asks. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/8/1049668.jpg)
![David Bowie carried a cross and a Jewish talisman to ward off witches. DEA Не went through a period in which he was sure witches wanted his semen so that they could make a baby they'd sacrifice to Satan. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/7/1049667.jpg)
![TORI SPELLING LIED ABOUT HOW SHE LOST HER BABY WEIGHT. US After giving birth in 2012, Spelling told Us Weekly that she got into shape by doing low-impact cardio and by dieting. In her 2013 book, the actress revealed that that was a lie her publicist told her to say and that she actually lost the weight by starving herself. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/6/1049666.jpg)
![Meg and Jack White said they were siblings. Then the news found their marriage certificate. And no, they weren't siblings AND married. Jack later explained he thought when band members are relatives instead of lovers, fans care more about the music, not the relationship. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/4/1049664.jpg)
![Joaquin Phoenix said he was engaged on Letterman. Within 24 hours, he admitted it was a lie. There's plenty of joking on late-night, but he'd feigned enough seriousness that the story was reported as true by various outlets-including ABC, whose original story about the engagement CRACKED.COM remains online to this day.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/5/1049665.jpg)
![ROBERT PATTINSON KEEPS LYING ABOUT BEING A HAND MODEL. ROOSEVELT HOTEL BLASTEI OCKETM As recently as 2019, Pattinson told the same story he's been telling in interviews for over a decade - that he used to do women's hand modeling as a child. However, the story is a complete fabrication, which he himself admitted to Jimmy Kimmel all the way back in 2011. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/3/1049663.jpg)
![Lindsay Lohan had to do community service. She handled Whitney Houston's body bag. Or so she claimed, calling it an annoying chore criminals shouldn't have to do. The coroner's office debunked the story. No one in the probation program came near Houston, who was never even in a body bag. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/2/1049662.jpg)
![P. Diddy bragged about his private jet. Then said gas cost so much, he had to ditch it. Turned out though that there was no jet registered under his name ... under any of his many names. Diddy clarified that he meant part of a plane-a wing-and, technically, someone else owned it. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/1/1049661.jpg)
![50 CENT PARADED HIS WEALTH WHILE FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY. 100 In 2016, a bankruptcy judge ordered the rapper to appear in court after he raised questions for posting pictures of himself with piles of cash despite filing for bankruptcy just a few months prior. Не would go on to delete his Instagram and claim that the money was fake. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/0/1049660.jpg)
![TERRENCE HOWARD FALSELY CLAIMED TO HAVE A PH.D. IN CHEMICAL ENGINEERING. any DE In 2013, Howard told Jimmy Kimmel that he got a doctorate from South Carolina State University. However, he actually only got an honorary degree after speaking at the school's commencement ceremony-scsu doesn't even offer a chemical engineering degree. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/9/1049659.jpg)
![CRACKED COM KESHA BELIEVES not ONLY that SHE has EXPERIMENTED SEXUALLY WITH A GHOST but that LATER SHE had TO have HER ~~VAGINA EXORCISED~~](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/8/1049658.jpg)
![MEGADETH'S DAVE MUSTAINE BELIEVES THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS STAGED SEVERAL HIGH-PROFILE MASS SHOOTINGS IN ORDER TO PASS GUN-CONTROL LAWS. Miami CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/7/1049657.jpg)
![Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty believes that men should marry girls who are 15 or 16 years-old before they are ruined like most 20 year-olds are. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/6/1049656.jpg)
![According to rapper and CEO of Terror Squad Entertainment Fat Joe, the entire hip-hop industry is ultimately controlled by the GAY MAFIA! CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/4/1049654.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM MEGAN FOX BELIEVES IN LEPRECHAUNS. Fox has said that she believes in the little green Irish dudes. (But not the pot of gold, because really, that would be ridiculous.) She also speaks in tongues. Then again, she was in Transformers, so she had to.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/0/1049650.jpg)
![RANDY QUAID IS AFRAID OF STAR WHACKERS. Quaid and his wife have sought refugee status in Canada, claiming they were targeted by a secret conspiracy to murder Hollywood stars for some reason. Не names Heath Ledger and David Carradine as victims of this shadowy cabal. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/1/1049651.jpg)
![LADY GAGA FEARS SOMEONE MIGHT STEAL HER CREATIVITY WITH SEX. In a 2010 interview, Lady Gaga shared that she was celibate for an unusual reason: I have this weird thing that if | sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina. Well, she did say it was a weird thing, didn't she? CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/8/1049648.jpg)
![KESHA'S PLACENTA GIVES HER SUPERPOWERS (or SO she says). My favorite keepsake is my placenta, 15 Kesha said in 2011. My mom found it in my basement, crushed it up, and made it into a necklace that I wear every day to improve my psychic abilities. There are many questions here, starting with why the placenta was in her basement. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/3/1049653.jpg)
![NANCY GRACE THINKS POT MAKES YOU A MURDERER. According to Grace, if someone commits a crime after smoking weed, it's because they smoked weed. People on pot shoot each other, stab each other, strangle each other, drive under the influence, kill families. Maybe she learned about marijuana from 1930s movies? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/9/1049649.jpg)
![CRACKED COM MARIAH CAREY LOVES WHITE THINGS. According to co-star Rob Huebel, while on set for her cameo in The House, Carey demanded her trailer be filled with white roses and plushy white lambs. She also once demanded 12 white Labrador puppies to be put in her dressing room for an appearance on a British morning show.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/7/1049647.jpg)
![Sienna Miller defended her cigarette habit, saying, I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is. Because that's how diseases work. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/6/1049646.jpg)
![SEAN CONNERY CRACKED.COM I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman - although I don't recommend doing it in the same way that you'd hit a man. An openhanded slap is justified - if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/5/1049655.jpg)
![MADONNA RECOMMENDS PEEING ON YOUR OWN FEET. Peeing in the shower is really good, Madonna told a flabbergasted David Letterman in 1994. It fights athlete's foot. Some people might prefer the fungus, though. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/2/1049652.jpg)
![ALICIA SILVERSTONE THINKS YOU CAN JUST STOP WORKING. In her book The Kind Mama, Silverstone suggests you should take one year off work to be with your new baby. I assure you that it's not something that only the super privileged and trust- fund endowed can afford. Yeah, it's not like raising a baby costs thousands of dollars a year or anything. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/3/1049643.jpg)
![If you have a cold, just take some turpentine with some sugar or castor oil or honey and it'll go away the next day. -Tiffany Haddish (Do NOT do this. Turpentine is a poison that can cause seizures, coma, and organ failure.) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/4/1049644.jpg)
![Michael Jackson believed that he could've reached out to Hitler and somehow cured him of his evilness, according to a taped conversation with his friend. at FL CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/2/1049642.jpg)
![Kenneth Cole hijacked the #Cairo hashtag to promote the new collection. During the 2011 riots in Egypt, he tweeted: Millions are in uproar in #Cairo. Rumor is they heard our new spring collection is now available online. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/0/1049640.jpg)
![HUGH JACKMAN HAD NO IDEA THAT WOLVERINES WERE REAL. While shooting X-Men, it was a shock for him to learn that Wolverine wasn't just a creative superhero name. Не thought he was playing a wolf-themed character. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/1/1049641.jpg)
![SALMA HAYEK'S CHILDREN. CAN BE SUCH A HANDFUL. You have to work very hard to please them all, Hayek was quoted as saying in 2014. If you are making pizza, there is one who doesn't like cheese and another who hates tomato... Our chef sometimes looks SO downhearted. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/5/1049645.jpg)