33 Bizarre Achievements in Fast-Food History

Those busy little beavers at fast food’s helm will do anything in the name of progress. Think about it: Every time you visit any of these chains, there’s a new menu item, a new toy, a new sales-y gimmick and maybe even a new foodborne illness. The fast-food game is anything but stagnant, so today we acknowledge some of the sillier rungs up their ladder of progress.

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