31 Oddly Relatable Quotes From Historical Figures and Celebrities

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31 Oddly Relatable Quotes From Historical Figures and Celebrities

Some of historys most famous people were also the saddest.

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Emo Laments from Dignified People Richard Nixon Despite getting off easy with Gerald Ford's pardon, Nixon just whined: No one can know how it feels to resign the presidency of the United States. Poor lil' totally not a crook. CRACKED.COM

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Emo Laments from Dignified People RobertCrumb With his grimy and wacky art, Crumb is indie comic royalty. And clearly his work comes from a genuine place - after all, only honesty could give us this gem: At least I hate myself as much as I hate anybody else. CRACKED.COM

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MISQUOTE The ends justify the means. -Machiavelli What he actually said was one must consider the final result, which is slightly less... Machiavellian. CRACKED.COM

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NOT QUITE Nice guys finish last. - Leo Durocher Не actually said the nice guys are all over there, in seventh place. That's an important distinction; his original intent - encouragement to toughen up, to change, to become better-is a far cry from the hopeless mantra of misogynist gremlins who wish they could be meaner to women. Also? Seventh place is technically second-to-last. Checkmate, sexism. CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.COM Somebody said to me, But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, Now, let's write a swimming pool. -Paul McCartney

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Do they think that I am such a damned fool as to think myself fit for President of the United States? No, sir; I know what I am fit for. I can command a body of men in a rough way, but I am not fit to be President. -Andrew Jackson, 7th President CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED.COM I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same. Angus Young - AC/DC

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CRACKED.COM I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. -David Duchovny

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